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T.W.R
5th July 2006, 19:32
WHICH TYPE ARE YOU ?

EXCITABLE TYPE : Pants are twisted, cannot find hole and rips pants in temper.

SOCIABLE TYPE : Joins friends in a piss whether he wants to or not.

TIMID TYPE : Cannot piss if anyone is watching, pretends he has pissed & sneaks out later.

NOISY TYPE : Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to look at other blokes weapon.

CLEVER TYPE : Pisses without holding his prick, shows off by adjusting his tie at the same time.

FRIVILOUS TYPE : Plays stream up & down and across walls, tries to piss on flies. This type never grows up.

ABSENT MINDED TYPE : Opens vest, pulls out tie and pisses in pants.

WORRIED TYPE : Not quite sure what he has been upto lately, makes furtive but close inspection of his tool whilst pissing.

DISGRUNTLED TYPE : Stands for a while, grunts, farts tries to piss, fails farts again and walks away muttering.

PERSONALITY TYPE : Tells jokes while pissing. Shakes off drops from tool in a flourish.

SNEAKY TYPE : Drops silent fart while pissing, sniffs and looks at the bloke next to him.

SLOPPY TYPE : Pisses down his trousers into his shoe, walks out with his fly open. Adjusts balls 10 minutes later.

LEARNED TYPE : Reads book or paper whilst pissing.

CHILDISH TYPE : Watches bubbles at bottom of urinal while pissing.

VAIN TYPE : Undoes 5 buttons to take tool out when 2 would do.

STRONG TYPE : Bangs tool against side of urinal to knock drops off when finished.

INDIFFERENT TYPE : All urinals being occupied pisses in sink.

Macktheknife
5th July 2006, 19:47
You forgot 'mercurial type' the guy who varies on 3-4 of the above depending on how much beer consumed!

T.W.R
5th July 2006, 19:54
You forgot 'mercurial type' the guy who varies on 3-4 of the above depending on how much beer consumed!

:rofl: haha probably should upgrade it for the 21st century lols it's got more grey hairs than i have lols