T.W.R
5th July 2006, 19:32
WHICH TYPE ARE YOU ?
EXCITABLE TYPE : Pants are twisted, cannot find hole and rips pants in temper.
SOCIABLE TYPE : Joins friends in a piss whether he wants to or not.
TIMID TYPE : Cannot piss if anyone is watching, pretends he has pissed & sneaks out later.
NOISY TYPE : Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to look at other blokes weapon.
CLEVER TYPE : Pisses without holding his prick, shows off by adjusting his tie at the same time.
FRIVILOUS TYPE : Plays stream up & down and across walls, tries to piss on flies. This type never grows up.
ABSENT MINDED TYPE : Opens vest, pulls out tie and pisses in pants.
WORRIED TYPE : Not quite sure what he has been upto lately, makes furtive but close inspection of his tool whilst pissing.
DISGRUNTLED TYPE : Stands for a while, grunts, farts tries to piss, fails farts again and walks away muttering.
PERSONALITY TYPE : Tells jokes while pissing. Shakes off drops from tool in a flourish.
SNEAKY TYPE : Drops silent fart while pissing, sniffs and looks at the bloke next to him.
SLOPPY TYPE : Pisses down his trousers into his shoe, walks out with his fly open. Adjusts balls 10 minutes later.
LEARNED TYPE : Reads book or paper whilst pissing.
CHILDISH TYPE : Watches bubbles at bottom of urinal while pissing.
VAIN TYPE : Undoes 5 buttons to take tool out when 2 would do.
STRONG TYPE : Bangs tool against side of urinal to knock drops off when finished.
INDIFFERENT TYPE : All urinals being occupied pisses in sink.
EXCITABLE TYPE : Pants are twisted, cannot find hole and rips pants in temper.
SOCIABLE TYPE : Joins friends in a piss whether he wants to or not.
TIMID TYPE : Cannot piss if anyone is watching, pretends he has pissed & sneaks out later.
NOISY TYPE : Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to look at other blokes weapon.
CLEVER TYPE : Pisses without holding his prick, shows off by adjusting his tie at the same time.
FRIVILOUS TYPE : Plays stream up & down and across walls, tries to piss on flies. This type never grows up.
ABSENT MINDED TYPE : Opens vest, pulls out tie and pisses in pants.
WORRIED TYPE : Not quite sure what he has been upto lately, makes furtive but close inspection of his tool whilst pissing.
DISGRUNTLED TYPE : Stands for a while, grunts, farts tries to piss, fails farts again and walks away muttering.
PERSONALITY TYPE : Tells jokes while pissing. Shakes off drops from tool in a flourish.
SNEAKY TYPE : Drops silent fart while pissing, sniffs and looks at the bloke next to him.
SLOPPY TYPE : Pisses down his trousers into his shoe, walks out with his fly open. Adjusts balls 10 minutes later.
LEARNED TYPE : Reads book or paper whilst pissing.
CHILDISH TYPE : Watches bubbles at bottom of urinal while pissing.
VAIN TYPE : Undoes 5 buttons to take tool out when 2 would do.
STRONG TYPE : Bangs tool against side of urinal to knock drops off when finished.
INDIFFERENT TYPE : All urinals being occupied pisses in sink.