TEAM PISTON BROKE RACING is here

[Drew]

This is it sports fans, the long awaited arrival of....


TEAM PISTON BROKE RACING



Myself and Mikey Have got our bikes ready, and are eagerly bulding up to our first meeting, at Manfield, on the 22nd of this month.
Here are a few pics to prove our pissed and broke selves not to be exagerating.

[skelstar]

Good luck guys.

[HDTboy]

Do you mind if Texmo and I join your team? Ask Mikey, he's seen us pissed, and we're both broke

[Drew]

Membership fees are as follows...


One slab of beer, per new member.
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[HDTboy]

I'll see you on the 22nd with my membership fees

[emaN]

One slab of beer, per new member.


Tboy, that "summer ale" gay stuff probly don't qualify...so that's you out!

[cowpoos]

what do the P and B stand for???

[loosebruce]

Haha miny Drew and Mikey, wish i could be there to see this, but alas try to stay in 1 peice for round 4 thats when i'll be back down.

Can a lap init Drew, 6 lap race 1/2 doz before the race, you might be challenged on the 22 lappers though, might be?

[Drew]

what do the P and B stand for???
THINKING!!!!

[Drew]

Haha miny Drew and Mikey, wish i could be there to see this, but alas try to stay in 1 peice for round 4 thats when i'll be back down.

Can a lap init Drew, 6 lap race 1/2 doz before the race, you might be challenged on the 22 lappers though, might be?
Gonna need more squids to join, so Mikey and I have enough beer to start each race.

[cowpoos]

THINKING!!!!
penis and balls?

[cowpoos]

THINKING!!!!
ponies and badgers?

[cowpoos]

THINKING!!!!
pussy and beaver?

[cowpoos]

THINKING!!!!
perfume and blusher?

[cowpoos]

THINKING!!!!
poncy and bitch?

[cowpoos]

THINKING!!!!
pencil and ballpoint?

[cowpoos]

THINKING!!!!
push and bounce?

[Drew]

Just wait till ya see what I writer on your bike befrore you get it back homo1

[cowpoos]

THINKING!!!!
poofter and boner?

[cowpoos]

Just wait till ya see what I writer on your bike befrore you get it back homo1
fairings are in auckland laddie!!!

[Str8 Jacket]

Pebbles and Bambam?.

[sels1]

Pebbles and Bambam?.

lol - I vote for that one

[cowpoos]

Pebbles and Bambam?.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Str8 Jacket again.

[limbimtimwim]

Pebbles and Bambam?.Mikey does remind me of Bambam a little. 'Cept Mikey has a smaller vocabulary.

[mikey]

Mikey does remind me of Bambam a little. 'Cept Mikey has a smaller vocabulary.

how about this for vocabularlalrly

fuk you!

so about that ride on your new bike..........


Can a lap isnt it Drew, 6 lap race 1/2 doz before the race, you might be challenged on the 22 lappers though, might be?

awesome. been trying to find someone to drink riding with
(was bottle o vodka before the rimutakas, but can a lap will do)

[Str8 Jacket]

how about this for vocabularlalrly

fuk you!



Hows about yabba dabba dooo? Far less offensive.... :blah:

[mikey]

Hows about yabba dabba dooo? Far less offensive.... :blah:

your getting your fl;instones all mixed up

BAM BAM says BAM BAM

but totally agree, lots of old people on here who would be very offended at what i just wrote. cant believe i did. going to have a nervous breakdown

[cowpoos]

your getting your fl;instones all mixed up

BAM BAM says BAM BAM

but totally agree, lots of old people on here who would be very offended at what i just wrote. cant believe i did. going to have a nervous breakdown
post the whole version of that avatar mikey!!!

[limbimtimwim]

post the whole version of that avatar mikey!!!What, the one where he kicks your arse?

[cowpoos]

What, the one where he kicks your arse?
post it smarty butt.....you'll see who does the arse kicking!!!!

[Two Smoker]

Good shit Mikey and Fizzer... will be wicked to see you guys out there... (hopefully be there at round 4...)


post it smarty butt.....you'll see who does the arse kicking!!!!

just because you got Mikey into the bushes to have your "way" with him...

[Drew]

Backl to the serious stuff...


Join up people, I need beer...



Truth be told, Mikey and I are a drinking team with a bike problem, only got bikes cos they were cheeper than a weeks supply of the amber liquid.


And it stands for....P AND BARBITUATES!!!

[Drew]

Good shit Mikey and Fizzer... will be wicked to see you guys out there... (hopefully be there at round 4...)
Cheers dude, dunno how good it will be to see us out there, we're bound to piss some people off when bits of FZR and GIXXER are falling off our bikes on the straight bits.



On that note, I might go buy another roll of duct tape, purely for profelactic reasons.

[cowpoos]

Cheers dude, dunno how good it will be to see us out there, we're bound to piss some people off when bits of FZR and GIXXER are falling off our bikes on the straight bits.



On that note, I might go buy another roll of duct tape, purely for profelactic reasons.
you racing in clubmans too drew???

[Drew]

post it smarty butt.....you'll see who does the arse kicking!!!!
If you dont have your own footage of the event, we are left with no choice but to believe the footage Mikey was good enough to supply.

Ergo, skinny little white boy Mikey... KICKED YOUR ARSE!!!!:buggerd:

[Drew]

you racing in clubmans too drew???
Nah, I'd get booted according to the rules ya cant go sub '20, pre 89 is me, and if it's raining I'll have a crack at F1

[cowpoos]

Nah, I'd get booted according to the rules ya cant go sub '20, pre 89 is me, and if it's raining I'll have a crack at F1
sub 1:18 I think.......

[Drew]

sub 1:18 I think.......
Still gets me the arse if it aint rainin. And I'm havin a good day.



A really fuckin good day come to think of it!

[mikey]

post the whole version of that avatar mikey!!!

i would but dont know how. its 10MB will try an do it tonight. casue if i have to upload the video it will take an hour from here.

if you want im keen for round 2 on saturday. get deano to bring another set of gloves. so we wont get any of this, you said you wouldnt hit me shit eh? an ill be drunk this time, got 12 litres of beer put aside for saturday. drinks start at wake up on sat morning at drews, "special" white trash talking visitor turning up.

[limbimtimwim]

i would but dont know how. its 10MB will try an do it tonight. casue if i have to upload the video it will take an hour from here..KB max file size for a attachment is 5MB.

I'm just uploading to google videos now..

[cowpoos]

i would but dont know how. its 10MB will try an do it tonight. casue if i have to upload the video it will take an hour from here.

if you want im keen for round 2 on saturday. get deano to bring another set of gloves. so we wont get any of this, you said you wouldnt hit me shit eh? an ill be drunk this time, got 12 litres of beer put aside for saturday. drinks start at wake up on sat morning at drews, "special" white trash talking visitor turning up.
sweet.....i'll smack ya head in again...

[cowpoos]

KB max file size for a attachment is 5MB.

I'll see if I can scale it down / make it less obvious he kicked your arse..
upload it asap....especially if you ever wanna see your beers!!!

[limbimtimwim]

upload it asap....especially if you ever wanna see your beers!!!Whiney bitch. What did you last slave die of?

HERE 'TIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKlRLPDjEoI

[cowpoos]

Whiney bitch. What did you last slave die of?


AID's







ten chickens

[cowpoos]

Whiney bitch. What did you last slave die of?

HERE 'TIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKlRLPDjEoI
I want to download it as a AVI not watch on some silly website!!!

[limbimtimwim]

I want to download it as a AVI not watch on some silly website!!!WELL VIDEO.GOOGLE.COM HATED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FFS whiney bitch.

[cowpoos]

WELL VIDEO.GOOGLE.COM HATED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FFS whiney bitch.
get me a link friend?

[limbimtimwim]

CAN A MAN NOT SEND DIRTY EMAILS IN PEACE?!?! Okay; here is just the plain video.

http://www.apathy.net.nz.nyud.net:8080/punchy/punchy.mpg

(Fast download too)

[mikey]

heres a link

id suggest watching the first 5 seconds an not the rest

or just watch my avatar.

http://s77.photobucket.com/albums/j62/psuedoephidream/?action=view&current=punchy.flv

[cowpoos]

heres a link

id suggest watching the first 5 seconds an not the rest

or just watch my avatar.

http://s77.photobucket.com/albums/j62/psuedoephidream/?action=view&current=punchy.flv
so is it gunna be a rematch or you chicken lil fella?

[Kornholio]

Is'nt Piston Broke a bike club in TePuke??

[cowpoos]

Is'nt Piston Broke a bike club in TePuke??
arn't you ghey and slow??

[Two Smoker]

arn't you ghey and slow??

He possibly is... But you definately are... Im still deciding what Lynx cans i want...

[cowpoos]

He possibly is... But you definately are... Im still deciding what Lynx cans i want...
no point thinking about it...

[Two Smoker]

no point thinking about it...

Ah ok then... two cans of pheonix thanks :rockon: ;)

[cowpoos]

Ah ok then... two cans of pheonix thanks :rockon: ;)
don't run before ya can walk lil smily chap!! :blah:

[mikey]

get off the piston broke thread you homosexuals. make your own.
if i mod sends this to pointless drivel like the last one i posted in ill come an burn your gaysxr an smack you i nthe head, whether your expecting it or not......

[Drew]

We are a serious team, and are only using this thread to keep you all informed.


I am shocked and appaled at your blatent disregard for the KB members right to free information.

[texmo]

I cant be bothered reading all the posts but I would just like to say, I though you were ugly mikey but your bikes are fucking horrible.

[Drew]

I cant be bothered reading all the posts but I would just like to say, I though you were ugly mikey but your bikes are fucking horrible.
Your outa the team now fuck ball.

[Drew]

I cant be bothered reading all the posts but I would just like to say, I though you were ugly mikey but your bikes are fucking horrible.
Just looked at your avatar, and if you lean the bike further, you can keep both feet on the footpegs and have your knee down.

[loosebruce]

Shit hot i'll be there at this stage, jus going to race the bike in road tirm, will catch you there Drew n Mikey, haha its gonna be a laugh, both of you should enter F1 and bump up the numbers :rockon:

[Drew]

Shit hot i'll be there at this stage, jus going to race the bike in road tirm, will catch you there Drew n Mikey, haha its gonna be a laugh, both of you should enter F1 and bump up the numbers :rockon:
I'll probably enter F1 of it's raining, just for a bit of a giggle, that will be embarasing enough.

[HONKEEE]

I think your wasting your time. i have seen you too ride and you suck. wich one of you is on the fzr cos its so slow i cant believe you want to race it. and that gsxr looks like shit man take it to the recker and see if you can get enough for a packet of smokes.

[Drew]

I think your wasting your time. i have seen you too ride and you suck. wich one of you is on the fzr cos its so slow i cant believe you want to race it. and that gsxr looks like shit man take it to the recker and see if you can get enough for a packet of smokes.
Last time you use my PC homo!

Your bike go well does it? Oh, you dont even fuckin have one!:second: Second sucks pal.

[texmo]

You gonna be there this weekend drew?

[Drew]

YEP!!! Me and the fizzer are fully preped and ready to rock and roll. Accomodation booked n'all.
Mikey be there too, now that we have bolted his fairing on.(nice cable ties motoracer!)
You gonna be there? And where you staying? Could have a few quiets on friday night after I've driven back to Welly, picked up me lady, then returned to the track.

[texmo]

I am staying at a fellow kiwibikers since I have no money but im keen to meet up for some beers on either friday or saturday night.

[mikey]

team piston broke is now 3 strong. though the newest member drinks mac's..... so only 2.8 strong i guess.

doing hte track day and if bikes stil up to it race day as well. coem over an give us your old tires an beer.

oh guess i'd better welcome our newest member formally.

welcome deano, honda rider, big weekend, im sure you'll be chuffed

[GSVR]

Great stuff Deano. Fridays Trackday will probably be more fun than raceday.

I see sidecars will be racing this weekend as well so the 22 lappers might end up being only 6 laps in F3 and Superbike.

[HDTboy]

I took the title a bit too seriously last time and actually broke pistons, along with other stuff

[skelstar]

Soo... any chance I can join your cool team? :woohoo:

[bungbung]

total thread dredge

[flame]

Soo... any chance I can join your cool team? :woohoo:


Its a new team name now.......but since your bike is the actual original 'team' machine, crashed and bashed by both riders concerned, we may just have to let ya wear the name lol :2thumbsup

[skelstar]

WOO HOO!!!



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