Someone taken out

[GIXser]

someone taken out (3 o'clock) this avo outside my work, another useless car driver not fucking looking,you can see where the the car turned in front of the bike(zoom in)

[The_Dover]

Speak engrish GIXser, even a blonde should be able to manage vaguely coherent sentences.

[GIXser]

qe pasa ??????Hey Dover ya Fat fuck, you comin down the track this saturday?

[cowpoos]

dovers scared of tracks...not enough excuses for going slow

[The_Dover]

Je suis desolee.

Je n'ai pas d'argent. Un autre temp.

[tomthepohm]

Eddi, watchout mate, dont want to have to phone the mother land, come down here and sort you roudy lot out.

Might have to get them muskets out again. lol
Tom

[MSTRS]

Old photo....look at the price of petrol....:innocent:

[boomer]

dovers scared of tracks...not enough excuses for going slow



Bling on its way!!!

[The_Dover]

Fuck off you nonces.

I'd love to do a track day so if anyone wants to pay for my gas and entry fee I'll come down.

[boomer]

Fuck off you nonces.

I'd love to do a track day so if anyone wants to pay for my gas and entry fee I'll come down.

you're full o' shit; $80 entry and one and a half tanks of gas ($30).... a man of your standing..thats small potato's :nya:

do it ya nancy

[cowpoos]

you're full o' shit; $80 entry and one and a half tanks of gas ($30).... a man of your standing..thats small potato's :nya:

do it ya nancy
fuck I'm gunna pay that for him next time I'm at pukie just to see him on a track!!!! infact....boomer....start a collection fund and get him out there ASAP!!!!

[boomer]

i'll gladly put his fuel on my bp card... pm me your $10 donations..we need 8 donors to see 'The_Dovers' next exscuse :blip:

[The_Dover]

I'm planning it soon you beearches.

I'm just broke as a joke at the moment and have other priorities such as moving house and bills to pay.

This family man shit ain't easy!

[The_Dover]

Oh, I'm getting my hair done this saturday.

[SARGE]

thats here at Colemans now...


hope dude is ok

[boomer]

......we need 8 donors to see 'The_Dovers' next exscuse :blip:


well how wrong could i have been.. we only needed 2 minutes :slap:

[The_Dover]

I'm joking bummer.

You guys shout me and I'll be there to play back marker.

[Oakie]

Je suis desolee.

Je n'ai pas d'argent. Un autre temp.

Translation (for those who are curious): I am sad. I've got no money. Another time.

[The_Dover]

So how's the fundraising going?

[cowpoos]

So how's the fundraising going?
we got -27.93 so far

[cowpoos]

we got -27.93 so far
we decided to get a box of piss to think about the stratigy!!!

[Patch]

This family man shit ain't easy!

Its more like Hire-A-Buddy isn't it?

Harden up :tugger:


Be funny seeing you round a track, I've forgotten what its like to watch a blouse go past. :blah:

[Grahameeboy]

This family man shit ain't easy!

Ya poofta....................it was easy getting your dick out so stop complaining...........

[The_Dover]

Says the old man who dropped a TLR down the steps!

Say hi to your missus for me.

[The_Dover]

Ya poofta....................it was easy getting your dick out so stop complaining...........

Hey man, that ain't my spawn.

I'm the wicked stepfather.

I could only afford 2 new bikes, the third ones got a few k's on the clock.

[Grahameeboy]

Hey man, that ain't my spawn.

I'm the wicked stepfather.

I could only afford 2 new bikes, the third ones got a few k's on the clock.

So you ran out and got and hired one in then!!!!

If you want to swap with me and see what hard work is then let me know eh?

POOFTA....he he...I am feeling dangerous..

[The_Dover]

POOFTA....he he...I am feeling dangerous..

And what does dangerous have to say about that?

[gav]

He's probably enjoying it too.

[GIXser]

Old photo....look at the price of petrol....:innocent:
Bwhhhaaaa hhaa, thats funny..:yes:

[Grahameeboy]

And what does dangerous have to say about that?

Very good.....................dangerous and me don't last long....I am just a big softie......now I have given you plenty to bite on that one so don't waste the chance.....:blip:

[GIXser]

Fuck off you nonces.

I'd love to do a track day so if anyone wants to pay for my gas and entry fee I'll come down.

go and earn ya money down the "old glory hole again" if ya start now you might have enough for a pie come saturday!!!???
come on ya donut" i'll pay for ya gas (im serious) anyone else wanna chip in for the track??

[boomer]

hey Gixser.. i dibbed teh gas on ma fuel card.. i'll take a 20 spot off ya ... come on girls, SHOW ME THE MONEY !!!

[GIXser]

hey Gixser.. i dibbed teh gas on ma fuel card.. i'll take a 20 spot off ya ... come on girls, SHOW ME THE MONEY !!!

yeah sweet, no probs ill give ya $ 20 at the track, im takin me truck and about 100 liters of petrol, anyone is welcome to use the petrol (and pay for it), if anyone wants some let me know before saturday, and ill make sure i have enough with me..im bringing tools etc all are welcome to use em, however if ya lose em, ill wrap ya head in with a rachet"

[The_Dover]

what if I lose the ratchet?

[GIXser]

what if I lose the ratchet?

then you'll be performing ya gloryhole duties "at the track" (or bring vic):blip:

[tomthepohm]

Glad to hear you bringing the tools Gixser, ill bring the bike along and you can fix it up before our race mate. Still kick your ass. haha.

Have included a pic of the bit that needs fixing, you got a 10mm spanna, and we will be sweet.

[GIXser]

Glad to hear you bringing the tools Gixser, ill bring the bike along and you can fix it up before our race mate. Still kick your ass. haha.

Have included a pic of the bit that needs fixing, you got a 10mm spanna, and we will be sweet.

i got a spanner that will fix this, .....

[The_Dover]

Amateur!!!!

[GIXser]

Amateur!!!!

dovers picture, is after i used my tools above"

[Fatjim]

Glad to hear you bringing the tools Gixser, ill bring the bike along and you can fix it up before our race mate. Still kick your ass. haha.

Have included a pic of the bit that needs fixing, you got a 10mm spanna, and we will be sweet.

Is that your 600? Looks like a thou.

[Fatjim]

Amateur!!!!
You'll need a 12mm as well for that one.

[boomer]

Is that your 600? Looks like a thou.

your on drugs.. looks like a pile of shite to me :bye:

[cowpoos]

your on drugs.. looks like a pile of shite to me :bye:
no your mistaking....its isn't acctually a honda!!!

[boomer]

no your mistaking....its isn't acctually a honda!!!


Sorry guvn'r, i'm a tourist and teh only language i speak is English.



c..a..n


y..o..u


r..e..p...e..a..t


t..h..a..t


a..g..a..i..n ....




S....L....O....W....L....Y !!!!






. be warned kids.. methane poisoning is bad.. k...!!!!

[gav]

Friggen gixxers, all look the same.......





































especially when rigamortice sets in! :nya:

[tomthepohm]

A Honda, pleeeeeas, its still better than any Honda.

[GIXser]

A Honda, pleeeeeas, its still better than any Honda.

WTF..?????????

[sAsLEX]

A Honda, pleeeeeas, its still better than any Honda.

At least a honda has a life span greater than a few weeks! :gob: :yes:

[The_Dover]

At least a honda has a life span greater than a few weeks! :gob: :yes:

Well, you crash anything that slowly it's not going to do much damage is it?

[sAsLEX]

Well, you crash anything that slowly it's not going to do much damage is it?

Whos saying anything about crashing ??

You know what handling means??


Means you dont end up in the bushes every 4th ride!

[The_Dover]

I've got a push bike which handles better than most hondas I've ridden.

And if I've had my weetbix it's got more power than a large proportion of them too.

[Swoop]

SARGE has got 3 brand new ones arrived and still in the crate.
Better be in quick...

[sAsLEX]

SARGE has got 3 brand new ones arrived and still in the crate.
Better be in quick...

Whoever buys the first one may as well put deposits down on the other two as owning a gixxer means owning gixxers!

[The_Dover]

Whoever buys the first one may as well put deposits down on the other two as owning a gixxer means owning gixxers!

Only cos once you've ridden one you'd never be seen on a Honda again!!

[GIXser]

question,

why do you hardly see any Honda's on rides??choose a, b , or c

a) because, they are shit
b) because they are shit and slow
c)because they are shit and slow, and the rider is a cunt

ps (not you boomer ...but a,and b apply)

[The_Dover]

I totally disagree with you GIXser.

boomer is definitely a cunt.

[sAsLEX]

question,

why do you hardly see any Honda's on rides??choose a, b , or c

a) because, they are shit
b) because they are shit and slow
c)because they are shit and slow, and the rider is a cunt

ps (not you boomer ...but a,and b apply)

or

d) you cant keep up
e) you are lying in the bushes waiting for an ambo and a tow truck!

[GIXser]

or

d) you cant keep up
e) you are lying in the bushes waiting for an ambo and a tow truck!

yep, but at least we are not cunts....

[tomthepohm]

Sorry Lex, but you are wrong and they are right.

Imagine the disrespect and ridacule i would have got from crashing a Honda. I would never be able to show my face on KB, but as you can see other riders of FAST bikes apreciate the problem of cornering at speed. They understand its dangerous, something a Honda ride just doesnt get...... Bo Selecta......

[Zed]

Imagine the disrespect and ridacule i would have got from crashing a Honda. I would never be able to show my face on KB, but as you can see other riders of FAST bikes apreciate the problem of cornering at speed. They understand its dangerous, something a Honda ride just doesnt get...... Bo Selecta......So maybe this Honda rider should have ridden past a certain Gixxer rider in trouble last week huh? Haha, my Honda is also a part-time crash site warning beacon!! :blip:

[tomthepohm]

K you got me there brother, hondas make great backup bikes.

You are suposed to be bringing me ciggis and choc any way.

[nodrog]

You are suposed to be bringing me ciggis and choc any way.

what, no flowers?

[tomthepohm]

Yea Zed, and some damn flowers.

Cheers Gordy, nearly forgot.

[sAsLEX]

Sorry Lex, but you are wrong and they are right.

Imagine the disrespect and ridacule i would have got from crashing a Honda.

you still managed to crash, from your gixxer buddies words "the worlds most bestest bike", so I think its time you threw in the towel and bought a cage !

[tomthepohm]

Che, lex, you might be right, first big crash in 15 years though, and i dont ride like i own a Honda eather.

[The_Dover]

Is Zed going to sit by your bed and read the parables of jesus to you.

I'm sure there is a lesson in one of them about riding your donkey too fast for your skill level. ;)

[tomthepohm]

Dont diss my ridin, mo fo, you are the noob. Two years under you belt, and how many bikes totld....???"?

Fuck you may as well start up your own insurance company...

[The_Dover]

Only two.

Only one by me. Not on a corner.

[tomthepohm]

Wa wa wa wa

[Zed]

...Not on a corner.It was on a straight wannit? :doh:

[tomthepohm]

Whaaa wha haha ha:rofl: :rofl:

Bling

[The_Dover]

No, it was on an, erm..., hill? Sort of?

Anyone a turkey flew into me and the sun blinded me and then the gravel got me.

I blame the taniwha, if Transit had listened to the maoris I would never have crashed.

[boomer]

question,
why do you hardly see any Honda's on rides??choose a, b , or c
a) because, they are shit
b) because they are shit and slow
c) because they are shit and slow, and the rider is a cunt

ps (not you boomer ...but a,and b apply)


I totally disagree with you GIXser.
boomer is definitely a cunt.

you missed the fact that you gixxer riders are never on rides to see if we're slow cos your like fukin Ford owners.. Fix Or Renew Daily

ya cheeky bleeders

and Tom, theres nothing to be proud of about trashing a gixxer.. just cos its become so common place don't make it big or clever :doobey:

ps... dover.. whats this shit about NOT on a corner.. that fuckin bung look sure likes an encounter on a SH22 corner :nya: