Happy Birthday George Bush

[SARGE]

just thought i'd pass along birthday wishes to the Learder of the Free World and Most Powerful Man on the Planet..

Cheers GW!! :drinkup: :clap: :hug: :banana: :grouphug:


George W. Bush is the 43rd President of the United States. He was sworn into office on January 20, 2001, re-elected on November 2, 2004, and sworn in for a second term on January 20, 2005. Prior to his Presidency, President Bush served for 6 years as the 46th Governor of the State of Texas, where he earned a reputation for bipartisanship and as a compassionate conservative who shaped public policy based on the principles of limited government, personal responsibility, strong families, and local control.

President Bush was born on July 6, 1946, in New Haven, Connecticut, and grew up in Midland and Houston, Texas. He received a bachelor’s degree in history from Yale University in 1968, and then served as an F-102 fighter pilot in the Texas Air National Guard. President Bush received a Master of Business Administration from Harvard Business School in 1975. Following graduation, he moved back to Midland and began a career in the energy business. After working on his father’s successful 1988 Presidential campaign, President Bush assembled the group of partners who purchased the Texas Rangers baseball franchise in 1989. On November 8, 1994, President Bush was elected Governor of Texas. He became the first Governor in Texas history to be elected to consecutive 4-year terms when he was re-elected on November 3, 1998.

Since becoming President of the United States in 2001, President Bush has worked with the Congress to create an ownership society and build a future of security, prosperity, and opportunity for all Americans. He signed into law tax relief that helps workers keep more of their hard-earned money, as well as the most comprehensive education reforms in a generation, the No Child Left Behind Act of 2001. This legislation is ushering in a new era of accountability, flexibility, local control, and more choices for parents, affirming our Nation’s fundamental belief in the promise of every child. President Bush has also worked to improve healthcare and modernize Medicare, providing the first-ever prescription drug benefit for seniors; increase homeownership, especially among minorities; conserve our environment; and increase military strength, pay, and benefits. Because President Bush believes the strength of America lies in the hearts and souls of our citizens, he has supported programs that encourage individuals to help their neighbors in need.

[Colapop]

Onya Dubya! Hope all your present from your Iraqi fans get delivered!

[skelstar]

This thread promises to polarise eh Sarge?

[Swoop]

I'm guessing that we'll break the 200 barrier with this one...

[Lou Girardin]

His age has just exceeded his IQ. Well done Georgy.
When's he changing his name to Dr Strangelove.

[Hitcher]

So GWB was "born"? I have heard alternate theories...

[The_Dover]

You forgot to mention that he is an alcoholic and a coward who got daddy to get him out of a tour of duty.

Real patriot our GW.

[SARGE]

hey... while we are here ..i just got 2 Gsx-r1000k6's and one Gsx-r750k6's in stock.. available and still in the crate at this point..

gimme a bell if you need one ..

[SARGE]

You forgot to mention that he is an alcoholic and a coward who got daddy to get him out of a tour of duty.



so you DO have something in common then?

[The_Dover]

No, I've never been to a meeting.

And you don't need to pluralise a singular entity.

[Blackbird]

I'm not going to bite despite your outrageous and deliberate provocation Sarge:yes:

Perhaps simply to comment that every President over the last few decades seems to have been compelled to start a war to demonstrate his manhood. Perhaps it's an official requirement of office. However, the more likely scenario is the manhood one and if it is indeed willy-waving, it would be much cheaper for each president to be given a GSX-R 1000. Who knows, there might be a bit of Divine Intervention whilst the Leader of the Free World is taking his first corner.

Enjoy your day:rockon:

Geoff

[The_Dover]

Not a bad suggestion Blackbird, however you must remember that in the US corners are few and far between.

[Blackbird]

Not a bad suggestion Blackbird, however you must remember that in the US corners are few and far between.

Fair comment. Given that simply staying upright would be a challenge for most of them, the basic theory still holds good. Ummmm... I have a sneaking regard for Bill Clinton, but that's another matter entirely.:blip:

[Squeak the Rat]

Bush - Ah - Saviour of the universe
Bush - Ah - He'll save ev'ry one of us

Seemingly there is no reason for these
Extraordinary intergalactical upsets (ha ha ha)
What's happening Bush?
Only Dr Dick Cheyney formerly at Halliburton
Has provided any explanation
Bush - Ah - He's a muppet

This mornings unprecedented solar eclipse
Is no cause for alarm

Bush - Ah - King of the impossible
He's for ev'ry one of us
Stand for ev'ry one of us
He'll save with a mighty hand
Ev'ry man ev'ry woman ev'ry child
With a mighty Bush

General Osama, George Bush approaching
What do you mean George Bush approaching?
Open fire all weapons
Dispatch war rocket Hussein to bring back his body

[Drum]

Happy birthday George.

I hope you get what you deserve for your birthday.

[SARGE]

Fair comment. Given that simply staying upright would be a challenge for most of them, the basic theory still holds good. Ummmm... I have a sneaking regard for Bill Clinton, but that's another matter entirely.:blip:


oh COME ON!!!.... if i was the most powerful man on the planet.. i woulda chucked Monica and gone straight to Hollywood..

[Finn]

hey... while we are here ..i just got 2 Gsx-r1000k6's and one Gsx-r750k6's in stock.. available and still in the crate at this point..

gimme a bell if you need one ..

You told me you weren't getting any more in until the 07 model. What gives man?

[The_Dover]

oh COME ON!!!.... if i was the most powerful man on the planet.. i woulda chucked Monica and gone straight to Hollywood..

I thought you were the most powerful man on the planet??

Don't we all quake in fear at the sight of your awesomeness?

[Squeak the Rat]

I thought Dimitri was the most poweful man on the planet.

Any guy who can blow up a hot water bottle or rip a phone book in half has gotta be up there.....

[SARGE]

You told me you weren't getting any more in until the 07 model. What gives man?


didnt know they were coming .. this is warehouse stock that Suzuki just released.. they do that occasionally.. Communication is slack all over

[Blackbird]

oh COME ON!!!.... if i was the most powerful man on the planet.. i woulda chucked Monica and gone straight to Hollywood..


But that IS why Bill was truly a man of the people. As you rightly point out, he could have had the choice of the brightest and most beautiful women in the USA, but shagging anything with a pulse really shows he has the common touch:innocent:

[Lou Girardin]

But that IS why Bill was truly a man of the people. As you rightly point out, he could have had the choice of the brightest and most beautiful women in the USA, but shagging anything with a pulse really shows he has the common touch:innocent:

Meanwhile George only screws the country.

[Squeak the Rat]

You mean the world.

[Big Dave]

Allez good in the 'Borg' Sarge?
Stars and stripes stars and stripes we will follow blindly we will follow blindly
Our county right or wrong our country right or wrong.

[SARGE]

Allez good in the 'Borg' Sarge?
Stars and stripes stars and stripes we will follow blindly we will follow blindly
Our county right or wrong our country right or wrong.



now you undersand Dave


Resistance is Futile

[James Deuce]

Resistance is Futile

Yep. A good chunk of the Pacific will be of Han Chinese descent in about 150 years.

[Big Dave]

now you undersand Dave


Resistance is Futile


Tell that to the Vietnamese!

Damn I'm wearing a Buell American Motorcycles tee shirt. Must re.......sist must........

[Big Dave]

Yep. A good chunk of the Pacific will be of Han Chinese descent in about 150 years.


Already is - you been to Queen St?

[SARGE]

Tell that to the Vietnamese!

Damn I'm wearing a Buell American Motorcycles tee shirt. Must re.......sist must........



come to the Dark Side Dave..



i'm... your... father...

[WRT]

oh COME ON!!!.... if i was the most powerful man on the planet.. i woulda chucked Monica and gone straight to Hollywood..

Actually, he chucked on Monica and then DID a Hollywood.

As for saying "COME ON", lets face it, when it came to dresses and cigars, the man needed no further encouragement.

[Sniper]

Goergie Porgie
Pudding and Pie
Decleared war on Iraq and made them cry
When the fuckers came out to play
The USMC blew them away

Happy birthday George

[Big Dave]

come to the Dark Side Dave..



i'm... your... father...


Never - My proudly patriotic tattoos protect me.
The power of the ink is strong.

And apart from that - I'm older than you? inn I

[tomthepohm]

G W.... What a twat.....Haha

[SARGE]

Never - My proudly patriotic tattoos protect me.
The power of the ink is strong.

And apart from that - I'm older than you? inn I


hell man.. i dont even know how old i am anymore .. i stopped giving a shit at 40

[dawnrazor]

Dubya - proof the american dream is obtainable, if not now a little less desirable.

[SARGE]

J W.... What a twat.....Haha



it Gw you illiterate pom twat

[tomthepohm]

Hahahahah,

I Cant believe you are for real.....

[tomthepohm]

K dude, forgivn, good on ya!!:second:

[N4CR]

'Leader of the free world' where democratically elected governments are thrown out if they don't play ball with the 'administration of the free world'. Smells like bullshit to me. I hope that guy and the rest of those bastards get a tapodong2 from north korea. At 22000kmh... 'here catch you sirry man' "urrrr owkay, i'll just puet mah shot gurn dowen".

Sooner this bastard fucks off, the better.

[The_Dover]

Is that why you are training at Ardmore NO4SKN?

Are you going to fly a cessna into the Whitehouse on Queen St???

[Lou Girardin]

Dubya - proof the american dream is obtainable, if not now a little less desirable.

Especially if Daddy was Pres and a multi-millionaire and has lots of influential friends.
Yep, a poor Texas boy can go far.

PS Why do only the good ones get assasinated?
The Devil looks after his own?

[Wolf]

Here's to the prick choking to death on his birthday cake
:drinkup:

[Big Dave]

hell man.. i dont even know how old i am anymore .. i stopped giving a shit at 40


go on fess up - 47 or better to win.

[Indiana_Jones]

GWB is allllllllllllll good!

-Indy

[SARGE]

go on fess up - 47 or better to win.


sorry man..i like to keep they mystery

how old do you THINK i am?

[Indiana_Jones]

I like Sarge :D

-Indy

[mstriumph]

................. He was sworn in to office on January 20, 2001, ............................

................. and sworn AT ever since :rolleyes: :rofl:


.. sorry, SARGE - couldn't resist it
i just can't bring myself to like him :no: or see him as part of the solution instead of part of the problem ................. but - please feel free to write nasty cutting things about jonnie howard here 'cause i dislike HIM just as much ... :innocent:

[SARGE]

................. and sworn AT ever since :rolleyes: :rofl:


.. sorry, SARGE - couldn't resist it
i just can't bring myself to like him :no: or see him as part of the solution instead of part of the problem ................. but - please feel free to write nasty cutting things about jonnie howard here 'cause i dislike HIM just as much ... :innocent:


i dont exactly agree with GWB. dont like him personally,, ..i respect the office if not the man..he IS my Commander in Chief and if he called up and asked me to go back, i dont think i'd hesitate ( not likely but i always hold hope)


GWB is allllllllllllll good!

-Indy


quit sucking up Indy.. im sure you'll get your Visa

[The_Dover]

( not likely but i always hold hope)

So do we bro, so do we.

[SARGE]

So do we bro, so do we.


you are the first motherfucker im shooting if they do fatass

[Big Dave]

sorry man..i like to keep they mystery

how old do you THINK i am?


Seventeen.

[SARGE]

Seventeen.


dead on..

who told?

[The_Dover]

you are the first motherfucker im shooting if they do fatass

Oooh, can you smell the fear??

Or is that the stench of Cowpoos?

Or bullshit.:nya:

BTW: They don't use muskets anymore and I wont be wearing a red coat. Or a towel on my head.

[SARGE]

Oooh, can you smell the fear??

Or is that the stench of Cowpoos?

Or bullshit.:nya:

BTW: They don't use muskets anymore and I wont be wearing a red coat. Or a towel on my head.


no... i think thats Poos..

i'll just tell the police i thought you were my kid and i cant talk to them until ive mourned sufficiantly

i'll get off with a slap on the hand AND i'll get the fucking film rights

[Swoop]

Oooh, can you smell the fear??

Or is that the stench of Cowpoos?

BTW: They don't use muskets anymore and I wont be wearing a red coat. Or a towel on my head.
It's NOT a towel... it is a "little sheet" don't ya know...

[slowpoke]

come to the Dark Side Dave..



i'm... your... father...

cough....splutter....cough...BASTARDS!
You just made me spill some perfectly good beer...sorry, gotta go, I better try and "hoover" it up before it soaks in......

[Sniper]

Screw you all. I thought I was funny

[Jamezo]

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Nice troll! I think the most adorable line was "Following graduation, he moved back to Midland and began a career in the energy business."

Didja copy that spiel straight from a PR office or what?

[Timber020]

Dear Texas Air National Guard

Please excuse my boy George Jr from turning up for a while as he has other stuff to do(ps let us know when you guys have finished with the routine drug testing).By the way, good work on keeping the texas skys free from vietcong.

sincerely

George Bush Snr



GW is the reason I no longer have any respect for the office of the president. The US people are going to pay a huge price for a long time for the crap hes doing. But dont worry, he will still be the rich spoilt prat that he always was, well maybe a little richer.

Happy birthdays GW, your not a hundredth of the man your father is, may your birds come home to roost one day.

[boomer]

didnt know they were coming .. ..... they do that occasionally.. Communication is slack all over

Friendly fire anybody??

The most technologically advanced nation on the plant, ran by idjiots for idjiots and they can't speak to each other on the 'playing field'....Never mind at colemans :scooter:

americans huh!

[N4CR]

jjghhjgjh\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\.............

[SARGE]

Nice troll! I think the most adorable line was "Following graduation, he moved back to Midland and began a career in the energy business."

Didja copy that spiel straight from a PR office or what?


yes i did Jamzo... just to fuck up your day making you think of that witty post



Friendly fire anybody??

The most technologically advanced nation on the plant, ran by idjiots for idjiots and they can't speak to each other on the 'playing field'....Never mind at colemans :scooter:

americans huh!

oh look guys another douchebag on my ignore list!!

anyone got any spart ignore slots?.. im running out

[Street Gerbil]

GWB is the first ballsy head of state in many many years.
Obviously the stench worsens when you start shoveling shit. But you cannot get rid of shit without getting your hands dirty and shoveling it away.
Happy Birthday, Mr. President. Just don't forget that your support of creation of one terrorist state in order to muster approval to clean up the shit in another one may be seen as hypocricy/cretinism. And rightfully so.