View Full Version : Leathers $1 reserve bid away
dangerous
7th July 2006, 21:29
OK I have 1 pair of near new leathers, 1 lady owner, fallen off sidecar twice, landed on arse 3 times, raced , ralled and rolled by a great raving poofta... comes with free staffy and complementary fresh pussy piddle stains.
Leathers sized to fit one fat bastard.
Never won any races, all funds received go to the Kickaha fund of slow coaches... place your bids now!
I'll start 3 cents
chic 'n' charge
7th July 2006, 21:32
$2.....................
ok ill bid 20cents
edit: grrr, too late, ok $2.20
TonyB
7th July 2006, 21:38
$2.25 .
Rashika
7th July 2006, 21:45
fk you lot are a load of softies....
I'm going the whole hog... $10 only cos I think these are a classic from the 50's
fk you lot are a load of softies....
I'm going the whole hog... $10 only cos I think these are a classic from the 50's
woah, thats way way out of my price range. guess i'm outta the race.
dangerous
7th July 2006, 21:54
ohh come on guys... these leathers are mint as, the money is going to riding lessons for the owner, surely we can do better than a tener
chic 'n' charge
7th July 2006, 21:55
----------$10.50----------
dangerous
7th July 2006, 22:03
----------$10.50----------
$10.50, for that they will only tell him were to put the key.... shit he needs the help here guys :yawn:
Suzi Q
7th July 2006, 22:11
$11.50 - I am sure the orange will go well with the red R6!
scumdog
7th July 2006, 22:20
OK I have 1 pair of near new leathers, 1 lady owner, fallen off sidecar twice, landed on arse 3 times, raced , ralled and rolled by a great raving poofta... comes with free staffy and complementary fresh pussy piddle stains.
Leathers sized to fit one fat bastard.
Never won any races, all funds received go to the Kickaha fund of slow coaches... place your bids now!
I'll start 3 cents
So ya fell off a sidecar twice and pissed yourself ya big jessie??
I sure as hell ain't buying a set of leathers from a ginga like that, no-way siree bob!!
Now if RASHIKA use to own them.......hmmmm......
T.W.R
7th July 2006, 23:51
So ya fell off a sidecar twice and pissed yourself ya big jessie??
I sure as hell ain't buying a set of leathers from a ginga like that, no-way siree bob!!
Now if RASHIKA use to own them.......hmmmm......
You'd look real classy in those on the Hog SD :sick:
:blip: Dangerous, you should use them on the Kat in pre82 sort of a period costume thing going on :rofl:
TygerTung
8th July 2006, 00:56
$15, they're a great colour!
The_Dover
8th July 2006, 01:22
ralled and rolled by a great raving poofta... comes with free staffy and complementary fresh pussy piddle stains.
Leathers sized to fit one fat bastard.
Never won any races,
Are these your old leathers Dangermouse???
I think even Markauckland would be too embaressed to wear those and that's saying something.
Burn them for christ sake.
boomer
8th July 2006, 02:16
who ever made 'em certainly had a sense of humour.. "Hot Suits" :shutup:
The_Dover
8th July 2006, 02:57
Rashika is a little hairier than I had imagined.
dangerous
8th July 2006, 09:29
I now have inside infomation that the owner of theses prestigious leathers *Hot Suits* has seen this thread and as he did not post I am asuming that he is too embarassed to post... or thinks that $15 is a good deal, considering that he does not want to sell.
Ya see the leathers went missing after being loaned out on another forum and ended up at the other end of the island, I managed to track them down... spose I'd better return them to the rightful owner... any guesses who that is :nya:
crashe
8th July 2006, 10:40
Frosty's........:scooter: :scooter:
gav? ..
Fuck youre a funny bastard :wait:
T.W.R
8th July 2006, 11:45
any guesses who that is :nya:
Diesel Pig :scratch:
Rashika
9th July 2006, 20:07
heres a clue or two....
...fallen off sidecar twice...
...Kickaha fund of slow coaches...
Any ideas NOW?? :nya:
dangerous
9th July 2006, 21:18
Yeah bit slow around here at times aren't they :wait: Come on Kick... do ya want ya bloody leathers back or not :doobey:
Buddha#81
9th July 2006, 21:24
Nah fuck it carry on with the auction. $20 here.
kiwifruit
9th July 2006, 22:10
Is this a piss take?
what size are they?
Kornholio
10th July 2006, 23:05
Ill give ya $10 for the dog...she looks quite loyal :)
dangerous
11th July 2006, 06:11
Ill give ya $10 for the dog...she looks quite loyal :)
SOLD... but there is one problem, the dog has become rather parsel to her new bed and cant be seperated from it. Now I did send the moggies in both from different directions to remove the mutt, but the dog ait one and shacked up with the other... now theres two shitheads guarding the leathers so, I am left with one other alterntive... I'll have to call Kickaha and send him in as acording to some hes quite a sweet talker with the bitchs, but then again knowing my luck he will curl up with the cat n dog then I'll have a bigger problem to hell with feeding three mutts :nya:
limbimtimwim
11th July 2006, 07:28
SOLD... but there is one problemTo bad.. I was thinking of buying them and changing the word 'suits' into 'sluts' and wearing them out on the town.
Str8 Jacket
11th July 2006, 07:55
To bad.. I was thinking of buying them and changing the word 'suits' into 'sluts' and wearing them out on the town.
Oh that would be sooo hot! :blip:
kiwifruit
11th July 2006, 08:16
$25
_________
limbimtimwim
11th July 2006, 09:02
Oh that would be sooo hot! :blip:But.. Now that I think about it.. I am hot enough as I am.
Str8 Jacket
11th July 2006, 09:07
But.. Now that I think about it.. I am hot enough as I am.
That's right. Just leave the fluff of your face eh! :blah:
Buddha#81
11th July 2006, 15:18
cumon I've got the top bid, fuck Kick I wont me Leathers.:blip: I need enough time to kill a cow for the gut extension. Anyone got a pink cow I can skin. If this was Tard me I would report you for false trading you dodgy ginger headed plonker! I WANT ME LEATHERS, (you can keep the bitch and pussy galore)
dangerous
11th July 2006, 18:14
$25
_________
What for? the mongrel, honky moggie, (thick as shit, but a pedigree) black bastard moggie (hiding in the background half cast pedigree) or the awesome pair of "hot suit" leathers (of which the rightful owner still hasn't come forward)... ohh maybe the clothes rack behind the BB... I know you want the lovely owner of the animals, Rashika for the $25... well ya cant have her :nya:
PS: Spud, on reading ya post above for the 2nd time I'm still pissing my self silly... incontinancy has come early for this old fuker
kiwifruit
11th July 2006, 18:23
awesome pear of "hot suit" leathers :wait:
Geeeze I would'nt go there after your big bum has been in them.
Kornholio
27th July 2006, 20:05
Geeeze I would'nt go there after your big bum has been in them.
Its not the size of the bum I would be worried, more like the aroma that wafts from said appendage Id be running from :blip: :doobey:
TygerTung
9th March 2007, 22:53
Can I buy them?
Rashika
12th March 2007, 12:52
Can I buy them?
why? You had enough of your pretty leathers? :dodge:
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.5 Copyright © 2025 vBulletin Solutions Inc. All rights reserved.