um #$#$#$ believable

[FROSTY]

:angry2: the bloody bike doesn't go. New plugs ,tappets set . clean gas.spinning quick
and still no go---argggggggggg :angry2: :angry2: :brick: :brick: :brick: :brick:

[Racey Rider]

We've been through this before.

Turn the kill switch off! :doh:

[FROSTY]

no its a kwakka not a honda --wont turn over with kill turned off

[Racey Rider]

Well check the basics.
Is there spark at the plugs.
Is there fuel getting to the plugs.
Is there enough compression to blow past your thumb when placed over spark plug hole.

[Antallica]

You did have a battery connected right? ;)
Power running through the system?

[FROSTY]

Oyyy you lot its got all of the above. Im just blowing off steam--itll be something stupid for sure.

[Racey Rider]

Oyyy you lot its got all of the above. itll be something stupid for sure.

Has it got air in the tyres??? :stupid: Maybe that's what the motor needs! :spudwhat:

Maybe it just doesn't like you!! :buggerd:

Maybe it's the "time of the month" :whistle:

Maybe it's just missing Motoracer! :bye:

Yer. Probably something stupid for sure!
At least you've come to the right place! :done:

[wari]

Checked the hydrocillator ? :pinch:

[White trash]

Checked the hydrocillator ? :pinch:

You and your "hydrocillator"!

[Hooks]

I understand your frustrations !!...i own a ford falcon....and once a wee while back after I had given it a nice new radiator and had a play with the plugs and things I tried to get it started and wouldn't bloody well go !!!....I checked everything and still nothing. Then a mate came over and suggested I try starting it with my left hand ..........and it worked !!!!

:brick:

So give that a go !!

Good luck.....

[riffer]

Just a wild guess but with the weather we've been having lately, is there any condensation in and around the cdi?

[FROSTY]

Ok its going just fine
um er nope guys none of the above - :Oops:
I had to remove the plug caps to fit the radiator heat sheild and um er well ya see ........
Muttering quietly hoping nooone can see.
I by mistake had the plug leads reversed.
Clean plugs -refit leads-in correct order :mad:
hrumph

[White trash]

Ok its going just fine
um er nope guys none of the above - :Oops:
I had to remove the plug caps to fit the radiator heat sheild and um er well ya see ........
Muttering quietly hoping nooone can see.
I by mistake had the plug leads reversed.
Clean plugs -refit leads-in correct order :mad:
hrumph

ROTFLMAO.

Don't you just fucken hate that! Give it heaps on Saturday dude.

Wish I could be there.

[FROSTY]

um---can you delete a thread :doh:
yep well I guess Id better get myself organised to race now

[merv]

um---can you delete a thread :doh:
yep well I guess Id better get myself organised to race now

Nah don't delete it, what you've done adds to the experience of everyone reading it so you may have saved someone else a problem - they will think check spark plug leads. You've done all the hard work for them - good on ya and pleased you fixed it.

[FROSTY]

yea but merv-- Im not exactly a newbee to bikes .Sheesh i used to spanner on the bloody things --so its double embarressing

[toads]

Ok its going just fine
um er nope guys none of the above - :Oops:
I had to remove the plug caps to fit the radiator heat sheild and um er well ya see ........
Muttering quietly hoping nooone can see.
I by mistake had the plug leads reversed.
Clean plugs -refit leads-in correct order :mad:
hrumph

Well that was a cheap fix!!! hehehe, we have done similar things on occasions :Oops:

[wari]

um---can you delete a thread :doh:
yep well I guess Id better get myself organised to race now

WE've alll got dirty laundry mate ... no shameinit :spudwave:

[vifferman]

WE've alll got dirty laundry mate ... no shameinit :spudwave:

Most of use don't air it in public though....
It's fun to look back and laugh at something dumb that you did, even if it's embarrassing or frustrating at the time. Like the time I couldn't get my Elsinore to start, and after kicking it over about 10 times, noticed I'd knocked the kill switch to "Off". :Oops: Then when I flicked it back on and gave it one more kick, the kickback just about broke my knee when it shot my leg into the handlebars :doh: No-one was there to see it, but man did that hurt :crybaby:

[pete376403]

When I were a lad, back in the day, etc, when cops rode Triumphs and BSAs and (occasionally) Nortons, (the keen eye will have noticed "twin cylinder, kickstarter" type mobikes) it was great sport to swap the plug leads on unattended cop bikes. Oh how we laughed when they couldn't get started. :D

[White trash]

When I were a lad, back in the day, etc, when cops rode Triumphs and BSAs and (occasionally) Nortons, (the keen eye will have noticed "twin cylinder, kickstarter" type mobikes) it was great sport to swap the plug leads on unattended cop bikes. Oh how we laughed when they couldn't get started. :D

Oh what an "American graffiti" moment that would be! :killingme

[Racey Rider]

um---can you delete a thread :doh:
yep well I guess Id better get myself organised to race now

And we'll be there to Help out again. :hug:

Everyone at Taupo,
make sure Frosty is pointing the right way on the starting grid! :P

[FROSTY]

ok--um maybee id better paint a direction arrow ion the bike to show what wayy to ride :lol:

[750Y]

tip#1: label the plug leads. 8-)

I had a 'holden' mechanic do that one time, he replaced all the leads & set my 350 up for a 308 firing order. needless to say it didn't like that AT ALL.

[FROSTY]

ok 750 ya just wanna rub salt in the wouunds ---they are labled :brick:

[Ghost Lemur]

ok 750 ya just wanna rub salt in the wouunds ---they are labled :brick:


Bahahahaha :killingme

Thanks Frosty, this was almost as good a read as wari's gynomasticor thread. :Punk:

[750Y]

ok 750 ya just wanna rub salt in the wouunds ---they are labled :brick:
lol, no problemo, next week we will be putting the airbox back together & tank back on only to discover the filter sitting patiently on the bench! doh! 8-(
so until then kids have fun & remember ...
"a tappy tappet is a happy tappet..." 8-)

[FROSTY]

nope latest lil hitch is that our beloved $#$#$#$ baby $^$#$%# bikie
decided that daddys racing numbers make great toys -so now on one side im number 20 and on the front number 2 and the other side number 0
great to confuse the scrutineers.

[scumdog]

When I were a lad, back in the day, etc, when cops rode Triumphs and BSAs and (occasionally) Nortons, (the keen eye will have noticed "twin cylinder, kickstarter" type mobikes) it was great sport to swap the plug leads on unattended cop bikes. Oh how we laughed when they couldn't get started. :D

Some 'mate" did that to my old Sporty, was pissed off when I jumped on the bike, fired it up and rode off (doen't make any difference which lead goes where on a stock early Hogley) :Offtopic:

[FROSTY]

The look on the buggers face would be classic.