View Full Version : Caption contest....
Swoop
11th July 2006, 22:01
Normal rules apply - bling for 1st, 2nd and 3rd placegetters.
Closes on Friday evening.
sunhuntin
11th July 2006, 22:05
so thats what the quota is for!!!!
Karma
11th July 2006, 22:08
Desparate for more coppers in the force, they had to raid the local circus...
Indiana_Jones
11th July 2006, 22:13
Cut. Print. Gay.
-Indy
MSTRS
11th July 2006, 22:16
Desperate to improve their popularity with the public, Central District Traffic will try anything...
scumdog
11th July 2006, 22:22
Scumdog hoped the discrete disguise would stop any KBers recognising him from the last rally....
cowpoos
11th July 2006, 22:23
only the regional police force mascot was ghey enough to ride the new honda police bikes!!!
cowpoos
11th July 2006, 22:24
Scumdog hoped the discrete disguise would stop any KBers recognising him from the last rally....
even your not ghey enuff to ride a honda old fella!!
Kornholio
11th July 2006, 22:26
Boomer's new ride.
scumdog
11th July 2006, 22:27
even your not ghey enuff to ride a honda old fella!!
Yeah but it's a fantasy thing so I thought I'd run with it.
The_Dover
11th July 2006, 22:46
inline four looked just like that dude of the tv
Hitcher
11th July 2006, 22:47
Sorry mate, I didn't see you.
muzz
11th July 2006, 22:48
I don't issue speeding tickets because everyone slow down to Ghawk.
u4ea
11th July 2006, 22:51
cockforehead on patrol :innocent:
Timber020
11th July 2006, 23:08
Police have pulled out all stops to stop being called pigs
Karma
11th July 2006, 23:20
Scumdog forgot what day it was and went to work wearing the wrong 'uniform'
mmmmmmmmmm.... furries...
T.W.R
11th July 2006, 23:33
In an effort to infiltrate local drug fuelled biker gangs, police attempted a camouflage outfit to crackdown on Acid labs
babyB
11th July 2006, 23:41
in trying to promote motocycles & safety
B.E.A.R.s racing applyed their support
(sorry guys)
bugjuice
12th July 2006, 00:04
Road kill decides to equal the score...
ogr1
12th July 2006, 06:23
The new police "protective crash suit" was accidently triggered as the Chief commissioner inserted the ignition key.
frogfeaturesFZR
12th July 2006, 08:52
Seeking Jin the otter police decided to go undercover !:wait:
T.W.R
12th July 2006, 09:03
After being told he rode like a muppet, officer blogs took it to heart & decided to dress accordingly
Porky Pig was fully booked so Brother Bear was second choice for the annual Toy Run!
Uncle B
12th July 2006, 10:17
The new police "protective crash suit" was accidently triggered as the Chief commissioner inserted the ignition key.
You forgot to mention the radical "ear brakes"
Sparky Bills
12th July 2006, 10:27
The promotion for the new full body Rossi race suit was a complete success!
Macktheknife
12th July 2006, 11:20
After some feedback, the aspiring minister for police thought he should try a new angle on getting some public support behind him.
Copper smurf! seen here in pursuit of a donut snatcher (in background) is really happy about his new bike.
( sung)"they even had bears on bikes... we got a great big convoy truckin thru the night..."
Krayy
12th July 2006, 13:00
In the aftermath of the ticketing quota debacle, the Police Comissioner had gone overboard in generating more "warm fuzzies".
Flyingpony
12th July 2006, 13:01
So other motorists can more easily spot motorcycle riding Police Officers during the day and night, the new glow in the dark uniform just needs a few tweaks to be ready for active 24hr use.
Swoop
12th July 2006, 15:04
LOL!!
Keep up the great work!!!!!
babyB
12th July 2006, 16:43
due to the decline in police academy graduates....
they now graduate those with the bear essentials
scumdog
13th July 2006, 09:28
In the interests of economy (as always) the Police Minister decided that Police should have a combined hi-vis protective riding suit, stab-proof vest and bullet-proof jacket combined together in a package that would appear 'friendly' to the public so as to cause the issuing of tickets to be less traumatic to them.
Skyryder
13th July 2006, 19:41
You mean you said................... get tooled up...............not dress up??
Had a bit of trouble with this one guys................that's the best I can come up with Skyryder
The_Dover
13th July 2006, 21:58
You mean you said................... get tooled up...............not dress up??
Had a bit of trouble with this one guys................that's the best I can come up with Skyryder
Spudchucka tried to sneak off to the hero parade unnoticed....
babyB
14th July 2006, 11:15
All i want is a warm bed and a kind word...and unlimited power
Oh well back to the drawing board:slap:
Quartida
14th July 2006, 15:40
The police hoped their new Pokemon costumes would help them "catch 'em all".
Quartida
14th July 2006, 15:42
"If you go down in the woods today, you're in for a big surprise..."
Swoop
14th July 2006, 15:56
Thank you all for participating in this weeks caption competition!
The awards ceremony will now commence..... (drumroll please)
1st place goes to:
In an effort to infiltrate local drug fuelled biker gangs, police attempted a camouflage outfit to crackdown on Acid labs:first:
2nd place:
In the interests of economy (as always) the Police Minister decided that Police should have a combined hi-vis protective riding suit, stab-proof vest and bullet-proof jacket combined together in a package that would appear 'friendly' to the public so as to cause the issuing of tickets to be less traumatic to them.:second:
3rd place:
due to the decline in police academy graduates....
they now graduate those with the bear essentials:third:
As promised, your bling is on its way!
Special mention should go to Hitcher with his entry:
Sorry mate, I didn't see you.:clap:
A "highly commended" award, with special praise for the use of such subtleness in his prose has been awarded.
Well done to all involved.
Short acceptance speeches will be allowed. The bar will remain open untill 3am.
:woohoo: :drinkup: :niceone: :apint: :wari: :drinknsin
Marknz
14th July 2006, 16:10
No No, I really am the Police Minister.
:scooter:
Biff
14th July 2006, 16:15
God made animals great and small
Some are furry, some are small
Your local police force employs them all.
T.W.R
14th July 2006, 16:18
:banana: :banana: :clap: couldn't have done it without a trip down memory lane :Oops:
ManDownUnder
14th July 2006, 16:21
Following his recent successes as mayor in Waitakere and Invercargill, Tim Shadbolt thought he'd have a go as Police Minister
iwilde
14th July 2006, 16:36
"Pull over you fuckin' bastard so I can write you a ticket for laughing at me. Also tell your bitch her ass is mine tonight, I'll show her what the fuzz can realy do"!
Swoop
14th July 2006, 17:02
:blip: Keep your monitors peeled!
Be ready for next weeks competition (unless beaten to it by Hitcher!) and also provided I have enough bling to spread around...
Think.... Black. Think "the classics", think 3-wheels, think style..... OK just think.
Same Bat time, same Bat channel!!! See you Moanday!:blip:
Street Gerbil
15th July 2006, 22:36
Nah, it ain't no gerbil.
Indiana_Jones
15th July 2006, 22:39
The mobile Kiddie Fiddler!
Let's play 'find the candy stick'!
-Indy
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