Caption competition #2!

[Swoop]

Righto then! Time for a bit of humour for the week!
Same rules apply, best caption gets bling for 1st, 2nd and 3rd places. Decision on Friday afternoon.

[skelstar]

We should take this act on the road.

[Mental Trousers]

This is not what I pictured when you said we'd take classical music to the masses.

[MSTRS]

Ahhhh. A Honda Achord....

[ManDownUnder]

Hey Dad - d' you know the piano's on my foot?

You hum it son - I'll play it

[MSTRS]

The REAL Travelling Wilbourries

[MSTRS]

Radial Tuned Suspension meant the candelabra never moved

[placidfemme]

I'm riding as fast as I can and I can still hear that shit music

[skelstar]

Despite the sweet Honda gearbox, the rider kept finding Beethovens 5th.

[Hitcher]

The first prototype of the Honda Concerto finally revealed.

[WRT]

Well, have you got a better way to put out those damn party candles???

[Oakie]

John was careless with the yellow pages and instead of contacting the 'Motorcycle Tuning Service', received the 'Motorycycling Tune Service'.

[Oakie]

"Oh shit ... I think we've got a flat E"

[Oakie]

John was too much of a show off to get an i-pod like everyone else.

[babyB]

I! it was a real thumper in its day, but now its a touring clunker

[aff-man]

first motorcycle to travel at the speed of sound...

[Maha]

Elton John and Bernie Taupin hit the skids but are determined to follow the yellow brick road

[Krayy]

Right said Fred, both of us together. 1-2-3 and steady as she goes....

[Quartida]

James' old bike was sold for a song.

[Skyryder]

Elton John and Bernie Taupin..........................ROCKET MAN



Skyrdyer

[The Pastor]

Introducing the new portable micro piano, take it everywhere you can take a motorbike!

[T.W.R]

In Stores July 21st.

Limited Edition CD/DVD : Richard Clayderman Piano Motorcyclistico "Themes from the Dorset Countryside"

Don't miss your opportunity to secure this collection of motorcycling themes played in the open ambience of rural England.

A must have for the demented biker in you :crazy:

[Hitcher]

And Richard Clayderman is an anagram of Rancid lady-charmer...

[Finn]

"What's the bet some homo will post this as a caption competition"

[Quartida]

"F*ck this, I ain't picking up any more hitch-hikers."

[ogr1]

Elton John's "Candle in the wind" 1997 tour bus.

[Ogri]

Unrelated - but you've pinched me feckin moniker ya pommie bastard

[2much]

"Fucken smart-arse wanker! All I asked for was an Ipod to listen to while riding. Next birthday I'm sticking to socks."

[ogr1]

Unrelated - but you've pinched me feckin moniker ya pommie bastard
That's cause "Ogri" "Ogr1" "Ogry" is a pom, ya NZ sheep shagger :nya:

[Swoop]

"What's the bet some homo will post this as a caption competition"
The things we do to keep you amused....

[Swoop]

Right then, as promised...
Drumroll please!

First place::first:

"Oh shit ... I think we've got a flat E"

Second place: :second:

first motorcycle to travel at the speed of sound...

Third place: :third:

Despite the sweet Honda gearbox, the rider kept finding Beethovens 5th.

And a special commendation goes to:

Hey Dad - d' you know the piano's on my foot?
You hum it son - I'll play it
Just stick to your cup of tea though, enough of this monkey business.

Your vast quantities of bling are on their way!

[Oakie]

Aww shucks.
I'd just like to thank my high school English teachers Owen Jones (AKA 'Owen Marshall', short story author) and Derek Bolt for encouraging me to have fun with the English language.

[aff-man]

wooohoooooo