A GSXR for the hemorroid crowd

[dawnrazor]

Okay this is one of those instances where a camera would have been handy, however I'll just have to make do with my feeble discriptive powers instead so bare with me.

Walking down queen street on thursday night and I spied the front of a tasty black GSXR1000 poking out from behind a bus shelter on the footpath. As I walked by I had a good look at the entire bike, and I nearly fell off my feet in horror.

Okay imagine you want a thicker seat, no problem many people like a plusher cushion for the posterior and on long hauls its a life saver. but on this bike the owner had gone for the MEGA MEGA MEGA plush seat. This is no exaggeration, the new seat had to have been 4 - 5 times the thickness of the original, it was MASSIVE and came up half the height of the tank and would have been the same height as the stock pillion seat, if the pillion hadn't had the same treatment. Two huge over inflated leather cushions, perched on top of 160Kg of pure menace!!!!!!!

Okay, maybe the owner and pillion are very sensitive and need all the comfort they can get and if they do huge K's then this is a good idea, also if the owner is a little long in the leg this will increase ride height, all good things.
However, and bare in mind its a black bike, THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR GETTING THEM COVERED IN BRIGHT RED LEATHER.

Holy shit they looked like a couple of weeping sores on a baboons arse, why on earth would anyone do that to such an good looking bike. It looked like a chesterfield couch, it was horrible.:sick:

Now if this bike is familiar to anyone here or you think you own it, then SORT IT OUT, impressable kids where in the area, the next generation of bikers, and they where just pointing and laughing their snotty little heads off, not cool ,not cool at all.

[Str8 Jacket]

I'll be sure to tell my father that you didnt like his bike...

[The_Dover]

Was it all matte black K5, with a very subtle copper flake in it? Did it have raised clip-ons on it? And a pack rack?

If so then I know the bike, it was my first one that got rebuilt. Can't remember the plate number.

[Swoop]

Maybe the rider is a shortarse and needs booster cushions to see over the dashboard......:wait:

[GR81]

bwhahahahahahaaha!

its my workmates boyfriends bike!!!

she was horrified when i showed her this thread LOL she said its comfy on the back tho :D

he's eastern european, so he is excused i guess.

Dover: he bought the bike brand new. so it hasnt been 'dovered'

[dawnrazor]

bwhahahahahahaaha!

its my workmates boyfriends bike!!!

she was horrified when i showed her this thread LOL she said its comfy on the back tho :D

he's eastern european, so he is excused i guess.

Dover: he bought the bike brand new. so it hasnt been 'dovered'

I feel really bad now....no wait I don't...colourblindness is not a symptom of being eastern european, well at least of none of the stereotypes I'm familiar with.

One question for your friends boyfriend....WHY RED ????

[ManDownUnder]

If so then I know the bike, it was my first one that got rebuilt. Can't remember the plate number.

so many bikes - so little time huh?

[GR81]

One question for your friends boyfriend....WHY RED ????
red is fast? *shrug* :doobey:

[pritch]

however I'll just have to make do with my feeble discriptive powers instead .


Holy shit they looked like a couple of weeping sores on a baboons arse,
It looked like a chesterfield couch, it was horrible



Don't let anybody tell you your descriptive powers are feeble...

[The Pastor]

I demand a picture.

[dawnrazor]

red is fast? *shrug* :doobey:

Yeah any chance you can get a little picture so folks can see that I'm not being overly harsh!!!!!

[placidfemme]

I demand a picture.

ditto........

[GR81]

ill get a photo next monday :blip:

[dawnrazor]

ill get a photo next monday :blip:

very good, look forward to it, it's been a while. I was going to say "I miss monkey arse", but that doesn't sound so good does it....

[GR81]

she wont give up the photos, they are embarrassed! haha :(

[dawnrazor]

she wont give up the photos, they are embarrassed! haha :(

Ah mate, whats the world coming to...good work though

[GR81]

if her bf comes into work ill sneak a couple of photos :nya:

[GR81]

ok people... finally i have the pic you have been waiting for...

... shame the rear seat wasnt installed also :(
cant win em all!

:Pokey:

[placidfemme]

oh my... now I see what your talking about

[Matt]

wow - maybe it's a Hungarian sex toy?

Matt

[Buster]

Holy crap!! Thats "different".

[Fishy]

OMG that is farken hideous!!! :gob:

[Cajun]

GR81 - send him to www.trimit.co.nz and tell him to do it correctly

Damn red it now looks like a cruiser seat

[Big Dave]

Walking down queen street on thursday night and I spied the front of a black GSXR1000 poking out from behind a bus shelter on the footpath.

Now if this bike is familiar to anyone here or you think you own it, then SORT IT OUT, impressable kids where in the area, the next generation of bikers, and they where just pointing and laughing their snotty little heads off, not cool ,not cool at all.


Reads better when edited.:wari:

[Freakshow]

That is funny Why oh Why!!!

[marty]

i'd pick that seat is the primary reason for those turkey strips.

[The_Dover]

That's fucking offensive.

Could one of the KB piggie's please stop that man and give him a darned good telling off.

[jumma]

ok people... finally i have the pic you have been waiting for...

... shame the rear seat wasnt installed also :(
cant win em all!



Worth the wait. Oh dear!

[onearmedbandit]

+1 of what Dover said.

[Dooly]

Fuckin hell...:gob:

[Darryboy]

Damn red it now looks like a cruiser seat


Yeah, I'd almost expect it to have ape hangers with tassles hanging off it too.

[The Pastor]

And neons, it neads neons!

[The_Dover]

ja, mein name ist Olaf unt I ride un motacykle.

My love for you is ticking clock BERSERKER! Would you like to suck my cock BERSERKER!

[FilthyLuka]

oh god... i think i might just throw up... uggh....

[Bartman10]

Oh god. Noooooooooo. :sick: :puke:

Faaark. Gross.

Yuck. That is farken awful.

:spanking: :spanking:

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

I can't believe it. That man needs help.

[Damon]

Thats fuckin hidious!:sick: whats with the chicken strips? and how does the man get a girlfriend? he's obviously a poo pusher thats looking after his delicate doughnut hole :buggerd:

[Forest]

Looks fine to me.

*Shrug*

[Colapop]

FARK!!! Anyone else get a nasty mental pic of the arse that would fill that seat??!!?? :sick:

[ruphus]

FARK!!! Anyone else get a nasty mental pic of the arse that would fill that seat??!!?? :sick:

There goes dinner :puke:

[Kornholio]

Bah its same seat Dover had on it when he owned it anyway :)

[Clivoris]

Mock all you like you short sighted geezers. What a visionary this man must be. Chances are the baboon-arse-look is going to be all the rage now that it has been let loose on the web. I'm certainly not going to risk missing out on cutting edge fashion like I did with flares (twice now). It's off to the upholsterer first chance I get.

[Bonez]

What's the problem? This is obviously were ducati got the adea for there fat rase seats for there new "cassic" styled bikes.:Pokey: Or maybe the owner had a TU250 previously and was spoilt for comfort :buggerd:

[dawnrazor]

You know when I original posted this thread, I felt a little bad afterwards when I considered there might be mittagating circumstances for this....put now after seeing it again I nearly pissed myself laughing and I realised he was asking for it, makes ya wonder don't it....maybe I was onto the right thing with the hemorroids LOL

[terbang]

Yup, a weeping haemorrhoid on a baboons arse..!

[Kornholio]

Yup, a weeping haemorrhoid on a baboons arse..!

Ba aaaa aaaaaaaa

[jtzzr]

:Pokey:In the immortal words of Steve Irwin "CRIKEY!"

[Patch]

It must have a heater and a vibrator built into the bloody thing. Bugger being seen riding with that

:buggerd:

All its missing is the Honda badge :killingme :killingme :killingme

[Forest]

It must have a heater and a vibrator built into the bloody thing. Bugger being seen riding with that


I spent the better part of today on a bike with heated seats (BMW R1200 RT).

I don't agree with all of the BMW 'innovations' but the heated seats are fscking ace.

[GR81]

the owner and gf felt the stock seats were 'less than comfortable'
which is fair enough... but please, some taste woulda gone down well! haha

[Kornholio]

Haven't got a back seat so no complaints yet :D

[The_Dover]

Haven't got a back seat so no complaints yet :D

You don't need one bro, sheep can't ride pillion!!!:buggerd:

[Kornholio]

You don't need one bro, sheep can't ride pillion!!!:buggerd:

You cock...I had a 'strapasheeptomy'

[dawnrazor]

You cock...I had a 'strapasheeptomy'

Where you straped to the sheep or was the sheep straped to you?

Think before you answer, 'cus one of them makes you a sheep's 'bitch' while the other just makes you a sheep shagger

LOL

[Kornholio]

Where you straped to the sheep or was the sheep straped to you?

Think before you answer, 'cus one of them makes you a sheep's 'bitch' while the other just makes you a sheep shagger

LOL

Shouldn't you be mopping floors at McDonalds right now??.......