For the ladies, show us your uniform (As promised)

[Indiana_Jones]

They love a guy in uniform :blip:


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-Indy

[Quartida]

Ooh is that you, Indy? You look very dashing.

But I bet that uniform would look better off than on ;)

[aff-man]

Ooh is that you, Indy? You look very dashing.

But I bet that uniform would look better off than on ;)

*clears throat*.....

[Maha]

Ooh is that you, Indy? You look very dashing.

But I bet that uniform would look better off than on ;)
Dont tell him that....he wont be able to put his pants back on.......:laugh:

[ManDownUnder]

Please tell me that's a lamp on the desk behind you - and not an anal sex toy

[Indiana_Jones]

Please tell me that's a lamp on the desk behind you - and not an anal sex toy

I can make no promises

-Indy

[ManDownUnder]

I can make no promises

-Indy

Understood... So do you fart like a trumpet or does it make a real silent "ffffff" noise?

[Quasievil]

Mate youre going to get slaughtered because of that pic, wait till dover and finn get started on you.

[Maha]

Please tell me that's a lamp on the desk behind you - and not an anal sex toy
Laugh of day MDU.................:killingme :killingme fuck thats funny... bling awarded

[Indiana_Jones]

Mate youre going to get slaughtered because of that pic, wait till dover and finn get started on you.

Well I say bring it on! :blip:

-Indy

[yungatart]

Yes, we love a man in uniform - not just any man and not just any uniform tho

[Maha]

Understood... So do you fart like a trumpet or does it make a real silent "ffffff" noise?
Fucken tears man.....:rofl: .....this is in Jokes/Humour?....... oh no

[Indiana_Jones]

Yes, we love a man in uniform - not just any man and not just any uniform tho

Well it does have to be me I guess :D

-Indy

[The Pastor]

In the navy!

[Maha]

In the navy!
Indy navy.......... how does that song go??.......:blip:

[acewheelie]

Might have to change one of the quotes from the movie:

: This is Maverick, supersonic be there in 30 seconds..." to
"This is Maverick, I'm going to nail that Ass Bandit to the wall for disgracing all and every uniform!"

[GR81]

let the photoshop games begin?

[Indiana_Jones]

let the photoshop games begin?

AHAHAHAHAHAH!

-Indy

[acewheelie]

Could be worse, I could pose me in my Air Combat USA flight overalls, and matching jacket....

[ManDownUnder]

Could be worse, I could pose me in my Air Combat USA flight overalls, and matching jacket....

You'd have to put a sex toy in the background, your hands in your pockets and a very suspicious grin on your face...

Then.. and only then would you get close.

[Quartida]

What you need is a superhero uniform, like so.

[Krayy]

Mate youre going to get slaughtered because of that pic, wait till dover and finn get started on you.
I reckon this pic should be up for a Caption Comp.

Me first.......

"Do I look ghey in this???" :nya:

[GR81]

What you need is a superhero uniform, like so.
0o0o0or *breaks open photoshop again*

[tl_tub]

What you need is a superhero uniform, like so.

Is there space in there for two? :blip:

[Quartida]

Is there space in there for two? :blip:

Sorry, it's pretty tight ;)

[ZorsT]

0o0o0or *breaks open photoshop again*
I see...

i was breaking something else out :o

[GR81]

Sorry, it's pretty tight ;)
toight, like a tiger! ;)

[Buster]

Dude looks like a lady.. (pt) Man you got some nads for posting that.

[Quartida]

Ah yes, but he's hoping to pick up the lay-deez.

[N4CR]

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Your picture explains alot indy.

Didn't know you were a cheerleader in your other time indy, explains some other things too. You do like your uniform huh?

edit: quartida ya looking pretty spiffin in that stuff ;)
edit2: yes indy as a lady as someone mentioned :)
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[ZorsT]

Ah yes, but he's hoping to pick up the lay-deez.
He's not the only one.

How you doin'?

[Indiana_Jones]

Say whatever you want, You know I look great

-Indy

[The Pastor]

I thought it was indy in this pic.

[NotaGoth]

What you need is a superhero uniform, like so.


Thats the first time I've turned all shades of red and gotten all hot and flustered....... OVER A FEMALE!

[Indiana_Jones]

w00t.

-Indy

[Karma]

What you need is a superhero uniform, like so.

A fellow east aucklander... time for a ride methinks...

[MattRSK]

A young Indy perhaps?

[aff-man]

A fellow east aucklander... time for a ride methinks...

Hahahaha and she owns it to...:nya:

[thehollowmen]

Erm
Hawt
If anybody wants me I'll be in my bunk.

[Jamezo]

SEPERATED AT BIRTH!?!?!

<img src="http://www.lronhubbardtribute.org/iv/speeches/lrhbd2002/img/photo02.jpg" border="0" alt="yuor mom">

<img src="http://usera.imagecave.com/Zapruder/uniformme.jpg" border="0" alt="yuor mom">

ps. It's David Miscavige, tools. I award you the Freedom Medal Of Valour if you knew. And a Bar to that medal if you know what it is.

[GR81]

this thread is great! haha
more photoshopping! :D

[Indiana_Jones]

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"You can be my churchman anyday"

"Bullshit, you can be mine!"

-Indy

[SPORK]

this thread is great! haha
more photoshopping! :D
If you say so...

*starts CS2*

[Indiana_Jones]

Why hasn't anyone else got their pics up? lol

-Indy

[acewheelie]

OMG!! That Church guy is shorter than Tom Cruise!!, hang on.... or is Tom on the soap box again!!

[NotaGoth]

I'd post a pic up if I had a nice uniform to wear.. But I don't. ANd hell I don't think I could make one look as good as..................*dribbleZ*

[SPORK]

If you say so...

*starts CS2*
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"Hi, I'm Inday!"

Ugh, i need a better image to work with.

[crashe]

Indy - There are two things wrong with your picture in the first post.

1. You are in uniform - so where is your tie?
2. You are in uniform - Get your hands out of your pockets.

When in full official uniform you should always be wearing your tie and you never put your hands in your pockets... as it just makes you look all scruffy.

[Indiana_Jones]

Put up or shut up :D

-Indy

[Karma]

I'd post a pic up if I had a nice uniform to wear.. But I don't. ANd hell I don't think I could make one look as good as..................*dribbleZ*

I'm sure you've got an old school uniform around somewhere... :blip:

[ogr1]

What you need is a superhero uniform, like so.

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrm........I think I'm in love.....incredible(s):love: :o:first:

[SPORK]

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I really dont know what to say.

[Edbear]

You poor young chap! Don't you know there are ravenous wolves on this site?:gob:

[Indiana_Jones]

You poor young chap! Don't you know there are ravenous wolves on this site?:gob:

yes lol :D

This is classic

-Indy

[blacksheep]

Could be worse, I could pose me in my Air Combat USA flight overalls, and matching jacket....
you would have to get a uniform that you needed to grow into aswell:gob:

[N4CR]

Another one.

You just love uniform huh spunk.

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[paturoa]

those pants are a good fit, plenty of room in there.

[Slingshot]

Hmmm....Interesting:

[Slingshot]

..........

[sAsLEX]

Why hasn't anyone else got their pics up? lol

-Indy

I thought that was plainly obvious!


Oh and that aint Navy Rig

[Indiana_Jones]

I thought that was plainly obvious!


Oh and that aint Navy Rig

It's a good thing since I'm not in the navy

-Indy

[Storm]

Yeah- I'm an army geek and even I knew that.
(Its the scruffy bugger in it that gives it away :bleh: )

[Indiana_Jones]

They don't use double breasted in the royal navy do they

Edit: Yeah they do, i remember now.


-Indy

[speights_bud]

Erm... what can i say....

[Patch]

fark thats some funny shite. :killingme Good on ya for having the nuts to post ya ugly mug, better remove before Dover prints it off an usess it as a pinup tho :psst:







Some mothers do 'av 'em :wacko:

[sAsLEX]

They don't use double breasted in the royal navy do they

Edit: Yeah they do, i remember now.


-Indy

No idea I know my jacket is.....

Blues are soo boring you want to be all Top Gun in your summer whites dont you?! A shame we dont do the Khaki though aint it...

[Indiana_Jones]

No idea I know my jacket is.....

Blues are soo boring you want to be all Top Gun in your summer whites dont you?! A shame we dont do the Khaki though aint it...

Na being a pom I prefer the old school dark navy blue/black tops and hats :D

Yeah, the Khaki is rather funky :)

-Indy

[R6_kid]

What you need is a superhero uniform, like so.

i'd do you

[Indiana_Jones]

i'd do you

And you'll get the chance to, in a wet dream :blip:

-Indy

[SPORK]

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I really dont know what to say.
quoted for beauty.

[SARGE]

sleep well NZ .. your Navy is on duty... :bye: :stupid: :third:

[Quartida]

i'd do you

See Indy? A superhero costume is all you need. (Well, at least, it's all you need if you want gareth_d and others...hmmm...perhaps not what you were going for?)

Man, this thread has made me realise that I really need Photoshop. Hilarious!

[SARGE]

Why hasn't anyone else got their pics up? lol

-Indy


here ya go Indy.. 1981

[Lou Girardin]

That's such a cute photo, I bet the old hands are just queuing to show you the Golden Rivet.

[ManDownUnder]

sleep well NZ .. your Navy is on duty... :bye: :stupid: :third:

Yup - now that otter fest is over they're back chasing the northern fishing fleets. Not too long before they're outgunned though - some of those ships carry knives y'know!

[Colapop]

Indy's the new "fat chinese kid" - the one that's in all those photos on the net...

[tomthepohm]

This has got to be the funniest thread of all time...

[N4CR]

Oooh it's a slow day and I just found paintshop pro 8 on the work computer.
I'll do a few more :)

[nodrog]

:laugh: :rofl: funny shit!

[The Stranger]

*clears throat*.....

And you would know.

[Ruralman]

A man was constipated, so he decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him and explained, "I'm going to give you some suppositories. I'll insert one now, and then I'll give you another one for later this evening." Later that evening, the man asks has his wife to insert the suppository. She agrees reluctantly, then puts one hand on his shoulder and inserts the suppository. Suddenly, her husband shrieks, "Aahhhhh!" "What's wrong? Did I hurt you?" she asks. "No... I just realized that the doctor had both his hands on my shoulders!"

[N4CR]

Here we go.

Mean stunting indy, probably as good as 'ghostrider' off here. Seems like you got a new bike too.. nice wheels mate.

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[nodrog]

And you would know.

about clearing things from his throat?

[GR81]

Indy's the new "fat chinese kid" - the one that's in all those photos on the net...
na, Indy is the new Hoff !!!! :blip:

[awesker]

here ya go Indy.. 1981

Id say that the marines would have to have the best uniform out I reckon. What were you in as?

[SARGE]

Id say that the marines would have to have the best uniform out I reckon. What were you in as?


i played tuba in the Marine Band :blip:

[awesker]

haha!

then shouldnt you be wearing a red coat instead of the normal one?

(band members wear red right? that is the marines? or is my memory fuct..)

[cowpoos]

They love a gays in uniform :blip:


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-Indy


do you have a mangina??

[ManDownUnder]

do you have a mangina??

I think that all depends on your intentions...

[Quartida]

:gob: I just realised...is that a navy jacket with black trousers?!? :nono:

[cowpoos]

:gob: I just realised...is that a navy jacket with black trousers?!? :nono:
thats right luv....he's a chocolate covered corn driller!!!

[Jonny Rotten]

might just have to dig out my uniform for this one...........

[Hitcher]

I haven't laughed so hard for a long while. Thank you Seaman Staynes...

[hazard02]

Well everyone else was doing it, and I just wanted to be popular...
37411

[SlowHand]

There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by

[Indiana_Jones]

There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by

A few good men? lol

Good stuff people, keep it up lol

-Indy

[2much]

Here we go.

Mean stunting indy, probably as good as 'ghostrider' off here. Seems like you got a new bike too.. nice wheels mate.

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Funny that, considering it is GR (or atleast it was before you cut it up)

[N4CR]

Funny that, considering it is GR (or atleast it was before you cut it up)

Yeah the stunty guy off here called ghost rider or whatever isn't that him?

[2much]

Yep... that's what i just said.

[SARGE]

......if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by


uh-huh...


wait a minute ... wern't you in that all male unit? :gob:

[SlowHand]

uh-huh...


wait a minute ... wern't you in that all male unit? :gob:



Very true.

Dallas.. Dallas.. why does that name sound familiar..

oh crap. Sargeant Dallas!

ATTTAIINTION! Private Strat reporting for duty sir!

[PuppetMaster]

Well everyone else was doing it, and I just wanted to be popular..



buwhahaha.....that picture is just wrong.....

[NotaGoth]

Well everyone else was doing it, and I just wanted to be popular...
37411


*spitZ* her drink every where.


LMFAO!!!!!!!! oh god...

[MattRSK]

Sorry Indy. Had to do it.

[MattRSK]

This photoshop is fun.

[Sparky Bills]

What you need is a superhero uniform, like so.


WHAT THE!!??

[ManDownUnder]

This photoshop is fun.

Where is Bush's other hand...???

[MattRSK]

Thought you would of noticed two toned indy. But I guess George Bush is just copping a feel.

[mstriumph]

i thought he scrubbed up quite well - quit pushing his buttons, you lot! :msn-wink:

[Indiana_Jones]

lol w00t

-Indy

[andrea]

nah yeah indy you look very handsom in your uniform, BUT FARK MWHAHAHAHA THOSE FARKEN PICS ARE REALLYYYYY HILLARIOUSSSSSSS oh fark those were so funny i have to go to the crappy now, but yeah nice pic

[MattRSK]

I know ya love it.

[Colapop]

This is me and a couple of "Superhero's" at the Red Bull Trolley GP last year...

[Quartida]

This is me and a couple of "Superhero's" at the Red Bull Trolley GP last year...

Nice. Superheros are the best :rockon:

[MattRSK]

Just cant help myself. This one is pretty crap but you get the point.

[Maha]

MattRSK, why did you do that to Paul Stanley???..........:gob:

[andrea]

I thought it was indy in this pic.

hmmmm IN DA NAVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, how bout a pic with two of the front guys passioning hard out. if thats not possible then how bout all of them in tight as speedo's hold hands and the two in front rubbing baby oil on each other hmm reminds me of the village people some how

[andrea]

This is me and a couple of "Superhero's" at the Red Bull Trolley GP last year...

che cool pic bro, hey red bull challegne? did you guys make some sort of flying machine like up here in aucks? ardmore flying school entered their umm plane in the red bull challegne lol but they didnt get anywhere though

[andrea]

oh sorry i didnt red that properly umm red bull trolley gp hehe

[Maha]

hmmmm guys passioning hard out.

hmmmmmmm....what is...... passioning?....:confused:

[Colapop]

che cool pic bro, hey red bull challegne? did you guys make some sort of flying machine like up here in aucks? ardmore flying school entered their umm plane in the red bull challegne lol but they didnt get anywhere though
Actually... We won the Flugtag (which translates as Flight Day roughly) when it was held last (in Wellington)

For the Trolley GP we built an old slipper.... Team Fossil Fuels (dressed up as old guys escaped from the home and terrorised all the Red Bull girls - Mmmm Red Bull girls, yummy.)

[MattRSK]

Hey Indy, I thought you might appreciate the following two photos. Just to make up for portraying you as a fat man dancing. Here ya go. Enjoy.

(to quote Napoleon Dynamite, "I spent, like, 5 hours shading the upper lip" :yes: )

[andrea]

hmmmmmmm....what is...... passioning?....:confused:

when two guys lock lips and start kissing giving each other tongue, hmm looks like i done a fresh as typo bo bo hehe,

[R6_kid]

[QUOTE=maha man]hmmmmmmm....what is...... passioning?....:confused:[/QUOTE

when two guys lock lips and start kissing giving each other tongue, hmm looks like i done a fresh as typo bo bo hehe,

wheres the pics of you in a uniform aye?

[Maha]

The Maha man (defeneder of the innocent) suit is currently at the drycleaners

[andrea]

[QUOTE=andrea]

wheres the pics of you in a uniform aye?
i don't have a uniform

[R6_kid]

i don't have a uniform

ok then, pics without a uniform, or costume

[Colapop]

Yeah come on Andy....



Got a wide angled lens....?

[andrea]

pfft nah too scared the photoshop wars might attack me too lol, hmm reminds me i wouldnt mind getting my hands on proshop might just do a sneaky and get it from the course

[andrea]

Yeah come on Andy....



Got a wide angled lens....?

haha you smarty, hey you gotta let me knows when im typing fresh its be embarrasing lol