3.6 K's & 23 Traffic Lights...

[Finn]

Oh make that 18, I ignored 6 this morning.

My work is on the opposite side of the city from where I live. I usually go around the city cause I can't be bothered waiting at lights for absolutely no reason. This morning I decided to go straight through the city. Big mistake. I had forgotten how much of a balls up the fucken council have made if it. What a disaster.

I quicky gave up and applied the give way rule at pointless reds. Today I hope for a major earthquake centered on the Auckland City Council buildings. The city would thrive without these morons fucking up our city.

Have a nice day.

[Lou Girardin]

It's called traffic calming. Evidently it doesn't work on drivers/riders.
Another powercut anyone?
BTW was that 23 or 24 lights? Or was the 6th set on a Pleece car?

[Finn]

It's called traffic calming. Evidently it doesn't work on drivers/riders.
Another powercut anyone?
BTW was that 23 or 24 lights? Or was the 6th set on a Pleece car?

Exactly, when we had the power cut traffic flowed so much easier across the city. My give way rule included a scan for the charity collectors.

[Fatjim]

Mate, if you'd bought that Raleigh 20 like I said then you could ignore those T lights. And you legs would be slightly more shapely too.

[sAsLEX]

Red arrows fuck me off! Half the time its a red arrow whilst the way is clear then when traffic approaches they give them a red and you the green arrow effectivaly slowing everyone down fucktards the lot of them

[Finn]

Mate, if you'd bought that Raleigh 20 like I said then you could ignore those T lights. And you legs would be slightly more shapely too.

I couldn't think of anything more depressing than riding a bike to work. At that stage I would have completely given up on this shithole and moved offshore anyway.

Cool bike though. My brother had indicators on his one. Poof.

[cowpoos]

I couldn't think of anything more depressing than riding a bike to work. At that stage I would have completely given up on this shithole and moved offshore anyway.

Cool bike though. My brother had indicators on his one. Poof.
your legs are to short to reach the pedals yer?

[Finn]

your legs are to short to reach the pedals yer?

You're onto me

[Kickaha]

your legs are to short to reach the pedals yer?

put some kiddy blocks on then

[Timber020]

[QUOTE=Finn]I couldn't think of anything more depressing than riding a bike to work. At that stage I would have completely given up on this shithole and moved offshore anyway.
QUOTE]

There is something more depressing, any fellow commuters in your vacinity. Why do you always seem so down on your shithole, Has all hope gone since you discovered that money cant buy happiness?

(shhh dont tell me, lotto and digging for gold is all I got!)

[kickingzebra]

You're onto me
Flippen Kinky stuff everywhere with you today!! First CP, then dover!! OMG, it's like, homophobiaphilia, all over again!!!

[Lou Girardin]

OMG, it's like, homophobiaphilia, all over again!!!

The fear of shagging dead homos?

[98tls]

Traffic lights must be a disease that councils get afflicted with..:gob: we even have A set in Oamaru :angry: what the fuck do we need one set of traffic lights in oamaru for.

[kickingzebra]

The fear of shagging dead homos?
I would have defined it as

"the pleasure found in hating that which is the same."

Thankyou mr webster, class dismissed... ;)

But yeah, pretty much!!!

[The Pastor]

Footpaths dont have traffic lights, what else do you think there for?