It's slowed down finally at Coleman's [Archive]

SARGE

19th July 2006, 17:15

Karma

19th July 2006, 17:25

I blame poor salesmanship... I demand sexy chicks!

ajturbo

19th July 2006, 17:47

what's the discount:wait:

Scouse

19th July 2006, 17:53

Buissiness might pickup if youse lose the Dragon woman from Hell

saul

19th July 2006, 20:15

There may have been a recent one:scooter: :blip:

andrea

19th July 2006, 20:43

might be coming down to look for something hmm and take a jack at some bikes too hehe not that im going to buy one that is, so how much are you selling to gsxr600 for? hmm just enquiring

DMNTD

19th July 2006, 20:59

...we need to sell more GSX-R's.. can someone please organize a Coromandel Loop ride so we can get some insurance claims working?

Dunno about the Coro but we've had a "few" toasted up this way too man.
I'm sure they'll be in for their replacements once they get out :doctor:

boomer

19th July 2006, 21:06

Thats interesting to hear about the dragon lady from hell...your not the first to think she's lovely!

jimbo600

19th July 2006, 21:15

Bit of a shame I don't live up your way mate as you would have made a killing out of me. 3 GSXRs in as many years.

Swoop

19th July 2006, 22:48

Bit of a shame I don't live up your way mate as you would have made a killing out of me. 3 GSXRs in as many years.
Is this Dovers 2nd login identity????

SARGE

19th July 2006, 23:00

what's the discount:wait:

what do i look like? .. the freakin Warehouse?

boomer

19th July 2006, 23:44

what do i look like? .. the freakin Warehouse?

Truthfully...??? :nya:

SARGE

20th July 2006, 17:20

I blame poor salesmanship... I demand sexy chicks!

why.. they STILL wouldnt talk to you..

just like in real life..

by the way... someone buy Dover and Jimbo a few beers and turn them loose .. should be good for a few bikes

jimbo600

20th July 2006, 17:31

Don't need beers Sarge, I'm quite capable of fucking things up sober. Anyhoo the insurance might get a bit testy about insuring me again if I root another one.

Let me know when you're getting a K7 1000 in and I'll see about finding a slippery bit of road.

ManDownUnder

20th July 2006, 17:34

thats right boys and girls .. the motorcycle industry is takin a breath after the last few craaaaazy months..

we need to sell more GSX-R's.. can someone please organize a Coromandel Loop ride so we can get some insurance claims working?

thank you very much for your cooperation..

as you were

I'll see what I can do but I think it needs to be a race around the Coro loop, not a ride, with 10 points for every 10 minutes under 3 hours. Winner take all!

And the cunning bit... you'll note points don't mean squat (actually they're not even defined), "winner takes all"... all of WHAT?

And the guys that fall for the offer ar the ones most likely to show up at Colemans with an insurance check in their gravel maimed hand/stump looking for more of the same...

Macktheknife

20th July 2006, 18:02

And the guys that fall for the offer ar the ones most likely to show up at Colemans with an insurance check in their gravel maimed hand/stump looking for more of the same...
ROFLMAO, damn thats funny!!! bling sent.

Scouse

20th July 2006, 18:05

Buissiness might pickup if youse lose the Dragon woman from HellOr even better idea send her over to Israel to scare the Forskinless ones into submission

cowpoos

21st July 2006, 09:02

Let me know when you're getting a K7 1000 in and I'll see about finding a slippery bit of road.

or put some bt014's on ya bike!

cowpoos

21st July 2006, 09:03

you could try actually dropping your prices sarge......

Finn

21st July 2006, 09:14

Thats interesting to hear about the dragon lady from hell...your not the first to think she's lovely!

So it's not just me. A guy tracked me down and asked me about my Brutale R. He really wanted one and asked where I bought it from and what was my experience. I told the truth and he dropped $32k at Motomail. I though of lying and saying the service was great but considering the sales manager never even called me to put it right I thought fuck it. I'm sick of this type of shit in NZ.

All your hard work is going down the shitter Sarge. You've got to have A class service behind you.

SARGE

21st July 2006, 10:16

you could try actually dropping your prices sarge......

yea.. i could.. but then id have to come to where you work and argue about the price of a Big Mac

All your hard work is going down the shitter Sarge. You've got to have A class service behind you.

i hope you said nice things about ME though..

Lou Girardin

21st July 2006, 12:16

I don't know who dragon lady is, but the woman at reception was fine when I went in. Did I pick the right week or something?
Maybe she just likes down to earth, charming Bandit owners.

The_Dover

21st July 2006, 12:21

I think she felt sorry for you Lou.

Short, deaf and riding a warehouse bike. She probably gave you an OAP discount too.

Lou Girardin

21st July 2006, 13:20

I think she felt sorry for you Lou.

Short, deaf and riding a warehouse bike. She probably gave you an OAP discount too.

Works for me. I'd hate to have to crash multiple bikes before I got looked after.:nya:

SARGE

21st July 2006, 13:35

I don't know who dragon lady is, but the woman at reception was fine when I went in. Did I pick the right week or something?
Maybe she just likes down to earth, charming Bandit owners.

then again,... maybe shes got a dwarf fantasy..

The_Dover

21st July 2006, 13:41

Works for me. I'd hate to have to crash multiple bikes before I got looked after.:nya:

Nah, they always knew I was speshul.

cowpoos

21st July 2006, 13:44

yea.. i could.. but then id have to come to where you work and argue about the price of a Big Mac

you twit....mc dee's is the same price nz wide!!!

SARGE

21st July 2006, 14:21

you twit....mc dee's is the same price nz wide!!!

and Suzuki's sell for full retail at Coleman's.. maybe down in the Cheap Seats you have to discount but this is the city Jethro .

dont talk to strangers and never let anyone see your pin number

y'all come back now.. y'hear?

Lou Girardin

21st July 2006, 14:32

then again,... maybe shes got a dwarf fantasy..

Is that how you got the job?
Knew someone on the inside?

SARGE

21st July 2006, 14:57

Is that how you got the job?
Knew someone on the inside?

hey .. can you sing the Lollypop Guild song from the Wizard of Oz for me you darling little Hobbit

Lou Girardin

21st July 2006, 15:21

hey .. can you sing the Lollypop Guild song from the Wizard of Oz for me you darling little Hobbit

C'mon sarge, you can tell us.
We won't judge you for shagging your way to the bottom.:blip:

SARGE

21st July 2006, 16:22

C'mon sarge, you can tell us.
We won't judge you for shagging your way to the bottom.:blip:

im not quite at the bottom yet Lou..

i havnt sunk to selling Harley's or Honda's

Scouse

21st July 2006, 16:33

Next time im in your Showroom....

Will you sell me a FCKN bike!!!!!

I came in on Tuesday and Wednesday this week....Have the u and i keys gone on your laptop as well as the g now Steve

Crazy Steve

21st July 2006, 16:37

いおぇちゅうい

ＣらＺＹ　Ｓてヴぇ

Lou Girardin

21st July 2006, 16:44

im not quite at the bottom yet Lou..

i havnt sunk to selling Harley's or Honda's

Good commisions on Hardleys.

SARGE

21st July 2006, 17:22

Good commisions on Hardleys.

yea.. you are probably right.. but i wouldnt have enough soap to get the slimy feeling off me for taking that poor yuppie latte sucking douchebag's last $70000