NSR-Dan
19th July 2006, 21:16
i thought this might crack a few people up that are commen in the chat room.
u may all call me insane...i sold my tzr to have the dosh to buy one
couldnt be bothered with tzr so i bought a mini chopper it's annoying having to clean peoples drool off it though hahaha people always want to talk about it it's like can i take my dinner home before it's room temperature or are you going to ask me every detail for 2 hours :|
good to look at people think they kickass i mean one guy had a sit on it and got me to take a pic on his cellphone the other day....
in pieces right not going into the paint shop to get a custom paintjob...all bow to my metalflake...when ive got it :P
in conclusion...
Positives:
they look cool
Negatives:
people won't stop asking about it it gets annoying after a while
they vibrate like crazy
they have no rear suspention so you get a sore ass so quickly
the seat padding is so thin it would be better to sit on a slab of concrete
nobody sees you
you wonder whats going to happen if you stall at the lights when the big truck behind you probably doesnt even know you are there
office chairs handle better round corners
you fear a single piece of gravel on the road
and speedbumps are the grim reaper ...
just a bit of a difference in numbers of positives to negatives...
but everybody thinks your a legand so it's worth it even if you can't ride 10 km without having to get off and rest ur ass
his other post on the same forum further down the track
thousands upon thousans of mini choppers have been sold bike sales are through the roof these things are everywhere....now hang on a fucking minute...where are they all then i aint seen one on the roads in over four months...oh there was that one broken down on the side of the road which i fixed for the guy then went on my way ( since i know chinese bikes inside out)
the rest of them are OMFG you guessed it folks...sitting in back sheds broken down with snapped frames fucked motors rusty chrome etc...mini choppers are piles of shit
u may all call me insane...i sold my tzr to have the dosh to buy one
couldnt be bothered with tzr so i bought a mini chopper it's annoying having to clean peoples drool off it though hahaha people always want to talk about it it's like can i take my dinner home before it's room temperature or are you going to ask me every detail for 2 hours :|
good to look at people think they kickass i mean one guy had a sit on it and got me to take a pic on his cellphone the other day....
in pieces right not going into the paint shop to get a custom paintjob...all bow to my metalflake...when ive got it :P
in conclusion...
Positives:
they look cool
Negatives:
people won't stop asking about it it gets annoying after a while
they vibrate like crazy
they have no rear suspention so you get a sore ass so quickly
the seat padding is so thin it would be better to sit on a slab of concrete
nobody sees you
you wonder whats going to happen if you stall at the lights when the big truck behind you probably doesnt even know you are there
office chairs handle better round corners
you fear a single piece of gravel on the road
and speedbumps are the grim reaper ...
just a bit of a difference in numbers of positives to negatives...
but everybody thinks your a legand so it's worth it even if you can't ride 10 km without having to get off and rest ur ass
his other post on the same forum further down the track
thousands upon thousans of mini choppers have been sold bike sales are through the roof these things are everywhere....now hang on a fucking minute...where are they all then i aint seen one on the roads in over four months...oh there was that one broken down on the side of the road which i fixed for the guy then went on my way ( since i know chinese bikes inside out)
the rest of them are OMFG you guessed it folks...sitting in back sheds broken down with snapped frames fucked motors rusty chrome etc...mini choppers are piles of shit