Policewoman moonlighting as a hooker

[Finn]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=1&ObjectID=10392148

This may give Spudchucker the retirement fund he was looking for.

Edit: This gives a new meaning to the term, Fuck dah Police!

[scumdog]

While they don't think being a prostitute is acceptable for 'secondary employment' the bosses haven't said what IS acceptable.

And a good pay rise might just negate the need for secondary.:yes: :wait:

[jimbo600]

You just beat me to it Finn. I guess if she lived in Levin she could issue many a ticket thereby upping her pay increments. She'd no doubt lose out on sex clientele however.

[Finn]

Is it just me our are you guys finding this thread arousing too?

[jimbo600]

While they don't think being a prostitute is acceptable for 'secondary employment' the bosses haven't said what IS acceptable.

And a good pay rise might just negate the need for secondary.:yes: :wait:

Bet there's a few chaps lining up to be on her shift aye Scummy? At least this takes the attention away from the quota thing. Sick of hearing about that.

[jimbo600]

Is it just me our are you guys finding this thread arousing too?

Um no, its just you.

[Paul in NZ]

Ironic... One shift she encorages blokes not to speed and on the other shift she wants em to go as fast as they can... Talk about double standards...

[Squeak the Rat]

I was going to ask where she got the police issue baton from but I was in too much pain at the time....... :blink:

[Swoop]

You just beat me to it Finn. I guess if she lived in Levin she could issue many a ticket thereby upping her pay increments. She'd no doubt lose out on sex clientele however.
Why not do both at the same time... they both involve stopping cars on the roadside...:blip:

"Here's your ticket sir, and would you like to spend an extra $50 on a hummer??? All part of our police motto of "servicing the public""

[GR81]

wonder if she uses her primary work uniform in her secondary role lol

[spudchucka]

Is it just me our are you guys finding this thread arousing too?
So you'd like to be laid down by the law?

[Pixie]

"I'm sorry ,Sir .I'm going to issue you with a traffic infringement notice."

"fuck you,pig"

"I will discuss that with you after I write the ticket"

[spudchucka]

This may give Spudchucker the retirement fund he was looking for.
You couldn't afford me, bitch!:nya:

[Lou Girardin]

While they don't think being a prostitute is acceptable for 'secondary employment' the bosses haven't said what IS acceptable.

And a good pay rise might just negate the need for secondary.:yes: :wait:

At least she was offering value for the dosh she took. Unlike the rest of you buggers.
I bet her yearly reviews were fun.
If you want a rise, transfer to Levin. they have 'incentives'.

[Squeak the Rat]

If you want a rise, transfer to Levin. they have 'incentives'.
....and a good appreciation of semantics

[Macktheknife]

I can imagine it now.... Sir do you know how fast you were going?
Hey, dont I know you from somewhere?
Have a nice day sir just watch your speed.

[Biff]

I don't see what the problem is. She's doing a job that, while legal, some people find distasteful. So she took up a part time job as a hooker.

[Lou Girardin]

Even if prostitution wasn't legal, they couldn't touch her clients - they're within the law.
Adds a whole new meaning to shooting up the sheriff

[Ozzie]

I shot in the Sherrif, I swear it was an accident......da dum dum :rockon:

[madboy]

I'd blow into that mouthpiece.

And Finn, you are not alone. If I'd known about it when she was still working I woulda had a business trip lined up to Auckland quicksmart.

[Squeak the Rat]

Deos aonnye konw werhe she is wrnkoig? :innocent:

[Marmoot]

THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT A PIC
:wait:

[Finn]

THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT A PIC
:wait:

You asked for it.

[Marmoot]

You asked for it.

You're out of topic, mate.
The topic specifically says 'policewoman'

We demand an illustration!......erm, preferably a busty one

[Finn]

You're out of topic, mate.
The topic specifically says 'policewoman'

We demand an illustration!......erm, preferably a busty one

Sorry, but that's what google search returned on "Spudchucker +services"

[spudchucka]

Sorry, but that's what google search returned on "Spudchucker +services"
You want me........ admit it!

[mstriumph]

Is it just me our are you guys finding this thread arousing too?

sick :corn: soooooooooooooooo sick

[Smokin]

Hmmm, wonder if i'd put up a struggle if she produced handcuffs.

[roogazza]

Hey Spud ! we used to call them WD's but apparently its not PC ?
What do you call them nowdays ? I'm beginning to think I retired too early, ooooooh ! those long nightshifts !!!!!! Gaz. :gob: :gob:

[Lou Girardin]

Christ spud, if that's what clean living does for you, I'll pass.

[Lias]

Bling duly awarded to those who made me crack up while reading this.

[scumdog]

You asked for it.

Finn! So you moonlight as cop!!!!

Cheeky bugger.

[ManDownUnder]

LMAO....

"Ev'ning sir - have you been drinking?"

"yes"

"Righto - you can either blow in the bag and risk paying $200, or I'll blow you and you'll save $50

Your call"

[ManDownUnder]

How much for DP?

And would that be a ham sandwich?

[Marknz]

I feel sorry for her if she is in Akld and just trying to earn enough to keep up with the bills related to working in the shithole... Police pay is crap after all.

But can you imagine how she will now look at those tarts within the police force who shag their superiers to earn promotion and therefore better pay... is there really a difference in what either of them are doing?

[spudchucka]

Christ spud, if that's what clean living does for you, I'll pass.Clean living? Its too late for you buddy, you might just as well keep on abusing yourself.:blip:

[marty]

Hey Spud ! we used to call them WD's but apparently its not PC ?
What do you call them nowdays ? I beginning to think I retired too early, ooooooh ! those long nightshifts !!!!!! Gaz. :gob: :gob:


fronties ....

[Lou Girardin]

Cartoon in the Herald's a classic. Hooker saying to a grumpy driver, "That'll be $50 for the sex and $200 for the expired WOF.

[The_Dover]

What a crock of fucking shit.

If it is legal and good enough for the rest of the public why the fuck can't the pigs do it?

[acewheelie]

I thought that was done undercover, GI Vice??

[Lou Girardin]

I think its a bloody disgrace and brings the whole force down. There are only about 130 sworn females in the city district and of those probably about 30 to 40 who are good looking enough to work in the high class brothel she was at.

That means that those 30 to 40 women are going to get sideways looks and crap from the public. Thats not fair on them.

Lets not be Politically Correct here. The fact that a Police Officer can also sell their body outside work is absolutley absurd and completly comprimises the Police.

:nono: :( :blink: :bs: :bash:

So, they wouldn't have you?

[Marmoot]

Dynamitus50: true about the compromise. They can get exposed to blackmailing and gang-related stuff, and this will compromise the integrity of the force.

HOWEVER, we have to admit some of them look HOT!

PICTURE PLEASE!!!!

[Scouse]

I think its a bloody disgrace and brings the whole force down. There are only about 130 sworn females in the city district and of those probably about 30 to 40 who are good looking enough to work in the high class brothel she was at.

That means that those 30 to 40 women are going to get sideways looks and crap from the public. Thats not fair on them.

Lets not be Politically Correct here. The fact that a Police Officer can also sell their body outside work is absolutley absurd and completly comprimises the Police.

:nono: :( :blink: :bs: :bash:You could Always use her as the main atraction at the Policemans Ball

[nodrog]

did she have a quota for her night job?

[Swoop]

did she have a quota for her night job?
What's the difference?
The police are whoring themselves out to the minister of police and the other pimps... oops! "politicians"...

"Go out and earn us some money..."

[Deano]

I think its a bloody disgrace and brings the whole force down. There are only about 130 sworn females in the city district and of those probably about 30 to 40 who are good looking enough to work in the high class brothel she was at.

That means that those 30 to 40 women are going to get sideways looks and crap from the public. Thats not fair on them.

Lets not be Politically Correct here. The fact that a Police Officer can also sell their body outside work is absolutley absurd and completly comprimises the Police.

:nono: :( :blink: :bs: :bash:

And of course there wouldn't be any male cops using prostitutes would there ?

No double standards here ........move along...nothing to see....

[BeakerRAT]

Of course this could be a rather cunning recruitment drive. :gob:

Seriously - If people can't see this as an isolated incident, that's rather sad. The actions of one officer doesn't exactly reflect on the whole force. It's your own views that'll make this an issue or not for the police as an organisation.

Todays news, tomorrows chip wrapper.

[flyingscotsman]

Who really gives shit !!
Have the police run out of criminals so that all they have left to do is single out some poor chick who's trying to earn some spare dosh to get through life - I think not !!
Clearly the media have nothing better to write about either

[madboy]

Being serious for a moment, I think it's a complete storm in a teacup. Hypocrisy of the management first and foremost. As others have said, the force is whoring itself to LTNZ. And what about Deano's point, how many of the male cops had utilised what is a legitimate occupation? Most are probably pissed they missed out while it was on the offering, or pissed they couldn't afford the establishment she worked for and had to make do with the lower class ones with dangly bits on K Rd.

[Lou Girardin]

Most are probably pissed they missed out while it was on the offering, or pissed they couldn't afford the establishment she worked for and had to make do with the lower class ones with dangly bits on K Rd.

Do cops have to pay?
I thought it was a perk.

[madboy]

Do cops have to pay?
I thought it was a perk.It's legal now. What "negotiation strategy" can they employ now? I guess they could "smell marijuana" at the door, or happen to have a wof/rego/license/breath test just outside the driveway.

[Lou Girardin]

What's the speed limit for a blow job?
Quote Swearengen in 'Deadwood', "slow down there, you gotta coach to catch or somethin?

[ManDownUnder]

What's the speed limit for a blow job?
Quote Swearengen in 'Deadwood', "slow down there, you gotta coach to catch or somethin?

LMAO.... if you hit "friction burns" you're going too fast...

[Lou Girardin]

LMAO.... if you hit "friction burns" you're going too fast...

Need more saliva. Show her a diamond.

[McJim]

This would be so different if the media got the right slant on it - "Prostitute moonlighting in Auckland Constabulary" The question is not whether the fuzz mind her being a hooker but whether the brothel minds her being a cop - since they pay the biggest hourly $$$ then surely they should have the casting vote. And the brothel (allegedly) don't mind...

[ManDownUnder]

This would be so different if the media got the right slant on it - "Prostitute moonlighting in Auckland Constabulary" The question is not whether the fuzz mind her being a hooker but whether the brothel minds her being a cop - since they pay the biggest hourly $$$ then surely they should have the casting vote. And the brothel (allegedly) don't mind...

LMAO - that's a fine point you make there. The police would (possibly) be paying tax at the secondary rate...

[McJim]

"You have the right to remain silent."
"mmmmh mmmmh mmmmmh mmmmhhh mhhh."
"What did you say?"
"Sit back on my face...I'm paying for your services twice!"

[SlowHand]

....of those probably about 30 to 40 who are good looking enough to work in the high class brothel she was at.

That means that those 30 to 40 women are going to get sideways looks and crap from the public. Thats not fair on them.



Those poor wimin. Give her my card dear Dy.







They cant work the streets without a madafakin pee eye em pee.

[Patch]

Now this is quite . . . . :love:

[Deano]

Now this is quite . . . . :love:

Ohhhhh yeah - I waive all my rights....I've been a bad baaaaad boy !!