Bekki needs a flatmate!

[Bekki]

There's a room available in my house in Panmure!

It's freshly painted, has a wardrobe & easily fits a queen bed and drawers/desk etc..

The house has a fireplace, polished wooden floors and a huge fenced backyard with fruit trees... Broadband internet.. Off-street parking but no garage. Pets are welcome as long as they don't eat my stuff!

PM me if you know someone who is looking?

:rockon:

[Colapop]

Check the profile pic boys (hers).... and she drinks Jim Beam (& cola)

[carver]

There's a room available in my house in Panmure!

It's freshly painted, has a wardrobe & easily fits a queen bed and drawers/desk etc..

The house has a fireplace, polished wooden floors and a huge fenced backyard with fruit trees... Broadband internet.. Off-street parking but no garage. Pets are welcome as long as they don't eat my stuff!

PM me if you know someone who is looking?

:rockon:

sounds perfect, im sure some kiwibiker dude will take a shine to that!

[Waylander]

:innocent: :first: Shame she's taken by a spongebob honda rider.

[BeakerRAT]

Damn, no garage. :( :innocent:

[GR81]

with a clevage shot like that, she'll have no probs finding someone :D

[Paul in NZ]

with a clevage shot like that, she'll have no probs finding someone :D

You would think so eh but it didn't work for me... I got no takers....

[Mental Trousers]

You would think so eh but it didn't work for me... I got no takers....

Front cleavage, not rear

[Paul in NZ]

Front cleavage, not rear

I'm talking front clevage

[Lias]

I'm talking front clevage
Did you shave your man-boobs first?

[BeakerRAT]

I'm talking front clevage


Argh bugger- mental image. :brick:

[Str8 Jacket]

Did you shave your man-boobs first?


*ahem* They're called moobs!

[Crazy Steve]

And can I park my bike somewhere in the house...:yes:

Crazy Steve.

[Bekki]

And can I park my bike somewhere in the house...:yes:
Crazy Steve.

$110 plus expenses of probably less than $20/week.

If your bike could go up porch steps and through the hallway without making a mess, there's totally a place you could park it! (So pretty much, no.)

There is ample room in the front garden or back garden for a lil bike garage if you wanted to put one up.. landlord is cool with that idea. :doobey:

[Paul in NZ]

Did you shave your man-boobs first?

Oh as if... I do have a 3rd nipple though...

[Str8 Jacket]

Oh as if... I do have a 3rd nipple though...

Always knew there was something strange about you... :blah:

[Crazy Steve]

Oh well....looks like i will have to live with my Mum again....:gob:

Crazy Steve.

[Paul in NZ]

Always knew there was something strange about you... :blah:

Some thing? Just one? Jeepers you need to improve your powers of observation.

[badlieutenant]

she cant take her eyes off your third nipple so all the other weird bits go unnoticed

[Marmoot]

I was really interested in this flat on offer.
...
...
......
But I don't know why my wife wouldn't let me live in other place apart from my house.....

[Str8 Jacket]

she cant take her eyes off your third nipple so all the other weird bits go unnoticed

Yeah, what he says.... Anyway Paul, I really dont think im in a position to judge anyone! :msn-wink:

[Sparky Bills]

Yeah, what he says.... Anyway Paul, I really dont think im in a position to judge anyone! :msn-wink:


Dont say you have a third nipple too!?:innocent:

[Str8 Jacket]

Dont say you have a third nipple too!?:innocent:

Wouldnt you like to know.... Anyway, Bekki needs a flatmate.

[Colapop]

... or a chesty mate...:blip:

[andrea]

Oh as if... I do have a 3rd nipple though...
farken weird man you have a third nipple aye, now you just have to start a new thread telling us all bout your third nipple and other unoticed bodyparts. hmm mwahaha hmmm:mellow: :sick:

[Paul in NZ]

farken weird man you have a third nipple aye, now you just have to start a new thread telling us all bout your third nipple and other unoticed bodyparts. hmm mwahaha hmmm:mellow: :sick:

Weeeellllll It's loik dis you see......

It's not REALLY a nipple but it's a little scar from a bit of a workshop incident. Got infected, pulled the stiches and left an odd bump... On my chest but I was young and chicks dig scars right?

Anyway - in a totally unrelated incident involving stuff that I don't want to go into here I ended up with a small scar in the middle of my back (well I do work for a multinational corporation)..... Not real big but noticable...

Now - way back, years ago, you know way before the last National goverment when Vicki and I were in our courtin' days we started co habiting and enjoying the forbidden fruits of love.. Being a shy and retiring type I was quite uncomfortable with undressing with the light on (I would point out I had a physical job then and played a lot of sport) so it was quite some time before the loverly Victoria got to closely inspect my body in the light of day. (Ie we were always out late, pissed and she started real early on the breakfast shift)

So one day she is idly trailing her loving fingers over my back and she says in that coy fashion recent lovers have "Oh my, you have a little scar back here that kind of matches the one on your chest..."

I will mention that at this time, in the circles we moved in, I had a certain reputation that I didn't really care for but shall we say, I was the roughest toughest, biker type in the Bay City Rollers fan Club (wink wink)

Ah yes I said, thats where the knife came out.....

What ever do you mean she asked (except using fewer words)

Well I got into a fight and a bikie stabbed me through the chest and that what caused that scar and the one on the back is where it came out. Don't worry though because he won't be complaining if you know what I mean...

On a normal day, Vicki would never fall for such a fib but I have to say, the look on her face as she propelled herself backwards over the bed somehow dressing herself and mouthing "OH MY GOD I'M IN BED WITH A PHYSCO KNIFE KILLER" was very engaging. I suspect had I not collapsed in laughter I may have got away with it.

Still I suckered her good and that why I call it my 3rd nipple...

[Str8 Jacket]

You're very chatty tonight Paul, been drinking?

[WINJA]

Check the profile pic boys (hers).... and she drinks Jim Beam (& cola)
SHES MMMMMMMMM NICE

[Paul in NZ]

You're very chatty tonight Paul, been drinking?

ME? Why yes but not nearly enough... :innocent:

[Str8 Jacket]

ME? Why yes but not nearly enough... :innocent:

hehe, im bordering on too much... I found it really hard to read all you posted, but im glad I did. You make me laugh, you do! :D

[Paul in NZ]

hehe, im bordering on too much... I found it really hard to read all you posted, but im glad I did. You make me laugh, you do! :D

And then - (quite seriously) - I consider my day complete.....

For having made just one person laugh, even just for a moment, and forget the work a day woes we all suffer, is surely a good thing.

Just wish I was better at it........

[Str8 Jacket]

Just wish I was better at it........

At the very least I always smile when I see you. Probably cause you're always smiling! :D

[The Pastor]

If your bike could go up porch steps and through the hallway without making a mess, there's totally a place you could park it!

Where theres a will theres a way.

[Paul in NZ]

At the very least I always smile when I see you. Probably cause you're always smiling! :D

The alternatives are not overly appealing......

Paul N - logging off - wine taking over - head spinning - testicles shricking - oh god - even sister act 2 is sounding funny- noooooooooooooooooo

[ZeroIndex]

The alternatives are not overly appealing......

Paul N - logging off - wine taking over - head spinning - testicles shricking - oh god - even sister act 2 is sounding funny- noooooooooooooooooo
haha, my mom was watching sister act 2, but i was finishing watching Dirty Dancing.. haha, classic old movie that one..

[andrea]

Weeeellllll It's loik dis you see......

It's not REALLY a nipple but it's a little scar from a bit of a workshop incident. Got infected, pulled the stiches and left an odd bump... On my chest but I was young and chicks dig scars right?

Anyway - in a totally unrelated incident involving stuff that I don't want to go into here I ended up with a small scar in the middle of my back (well I do work for a multinational corporation)..... Not real big but noticable...

Now - way back, years ago, you know way before the last National goverment when Vicki and I were in our courtin' days we started co habiting and enjoying the forbidden fruits of love.. Being a shy and retiring type I was quite uncomfortable with undressing with the light on (I would point out I had a physical job then and played a lot of sport) so it was quite some time before the loverly Victoria got to closely inspect my body in the light of day. (Ie we were always out late, pissed and she started real early on the breakfast shift)

So one day she is idly trailing her loving fingers over my back and she says in that coy fashion recent lovers have "Oh my, you have a little scar back here that kind of matches the one on your chest..."

I will mention that at this time, in the circles we moved in, I had a certain reputation that I didn't really care for but shall we say, I was the roughest toughest, biker type in the Bay City Rollers fan Club (wink wink)

Ah yes I said, thats where the knife came out.....

What ever do you mean she asked (except using fewer words)

Well I got into a fight and a bikie stabbed me through the chest and that what caused that scar and the one on the back is where it came out. Don't worry though because he won't be complaining if you know what I mean...

On a normal day, Vicki would never fall for such a fib but I have to say, the look on her face as she propelled herself backwards over the bed somehow dressing herself and mouthing "OH MY GOD I'M IN BED WITH A PHYSCO KNIFE KILLER" was very engaging. I suspect had I not collapsed in laughter I may have got away with it.

Still I suckered her good and that why I call it my 3rd nipple...
oh man you remind me of my cusin but his scars are big, hes got a long thick scar on his right arm which was cut when he broke a glass window, a scar on his right shoulder where he had to have an operation cause of a basket ball accident and a big scar on his stomach where he had to have an operation when he walked into the large butcher knife, the blade bit was facing out over the counter.

[Colapop]

Are you sure it wasn't a Tongan he walked into?

[Fatjim]

Pop, you mean Tongincheek.

Hey Bekki, move to Welly, we've got heaps of room. (and better riders too.)

[Colapop]

I aint puttin' my tounge in no Tongan's cheeks!!

[Fatjim]

Yeah, you'd get biatched slap by that missus of your's.

[andrea]

nah it wasnt a tongan, he left the knife on the bench but the sharpe edge was facing out and he walked into it.