Fatjim needs a flatmate!

[Fatjim]

Fatjim's bought a house and needs a flatmate so he can afford the mortgage payments.

Not too picky but must be.

Clean
Mature
Straight. (Lesbians ok)

Bike friendly, plenty of room in the garage for a bike.

Location, Belmont, about half way between Welly and the Tukas.

Rent negotiable.

So please help me keep off the streets and the bluebottle nice and warm in the garage!


BTW, there will be drinkies at some stage, maybe a Thursday night instead of the TRTNR at the mole.

[Str8 Jacket]

Congrats on the house purchase dude! When do you move in, or have you already?

[Colapop]

If I keep badgering her about getting a bike - I may need a place to stay....

Does your new place come with a pie warmer?

[Fatjim]

Settlement is 2 weeks today as long as it passes the inspection.

[Fatjim]

If I keep badgering her about getting a bike - I may need a place to stay....

Does your new place come with a pie warmer?

Poos. Can you get Aria to answer this one for me?

[Deano]

Not too picky but must be.

Straight. (Lesbians ok)


Hahaha - LMFAO.

I flatted with a couple of rug muchers once - it's great when a mate comes round for the first time and sees them cuddling on the couch together...:gob:

"Oh didn't I tell you" :innocent: ....haha

[Fatjim]

You got their contact details. :)

[Deano]

You got their contact details. :)

You don't want them - they were quite 'assthetically challenged'.

[James Deuce]

'assthetically challenged'.

Now THAT'S how you do a malapropism lads, intentional or unintentional.

[Deano]

Now THAT'S how you do a malapropism lads, intentional or unintentional.

I guess I better check my dicktionary again. "mal-ap-ro-pism"

Edit - Actually it should have been arsethetically challenged, (sorry Hitcher), but that would have been less subtle.

[Wasp]

My parents are going to kick me out one day ..... (im going to stay as long as I can without paying board though)

Mabye in a few months?

[GR81]

Straight. (Lesbians ok)
you might wanna rephrase that... dont want butch, harley riding biarches!

[jazbug5]

What- no cleavage shot in your profile..?

[cowpoos]

Fatjim's bought a house and needs a flatmate so he can afford the mortgage payments.

Not too picky but must be.

Clean
Mature
Straight. (Lesbians ok)

Bike friendly, plenty of room in the garage for a bike.

Location, Belmont, about half way between Welly and the Tukas.

Rent negotiable.

So please help me keep off the streets and the bluebottle nice and warm in the garage!


BTW, there will be drinkies at some stage, maybe a Thursday night instead of the TRTNR at the mole.
mikeys looking for a flat!!!!

[cowpoos]

you might wanna rephrase that... dont want butch, harley riding biarches!
or virago ridering ones either!!

[Fatjim]

What- no cleavage shot in your profile..?

Just waiting for that special lense to arrive.

[Colapop]

I've got a wide angle one you can borrow....

[sunhuntin]

me be semi interested....but last flatting experience didnt go too well, so will stay here. good luck

[Colapop]

long way to commute for work in Wanga's....

[Fatjim]

me be semi interested....but last flatting experience didnt go too well, so will stay here. good luck

Yeah I understand. As a chick you're finding it hard to say no. It's a long way to commute to work in Wangavegus, especially when you're worn out to start with.

[Deano]

me be semi interested....but will stay here.


Yeah I understand. As a chick you're finding it hard to say no. It's a long way to commute to work in Wangavegus, especially when you're worn out to start with.

Nah mate, she's just schizophrenic....keep looking.:yes:

[Wasp]

I'm interested Jim, I can cook, clean, wash bikes etc.

[Fatjim]

bump.

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[Str8 Jacket]

bump.

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Umm, Wasp is interested?....

[Wasp]

Im under 30 according to his pm :nya:

Looks like he wants to start a retirement home.....

[NC]

Im under 30 according to his pm :nya:

Looks like he wants to start a retirement home.....
Maybe he doesn't like the smell of stale self sex?

[Colapop]

Maybe he doesn't want to start a babysitting service!

[Wasp]

Maybe he doesn't want to start a babysitting service!

Are you offering? :blip:

[Fatjim]

Igf it makes you feel better Wasp I wouldn't want NC either :)

[Colapop]

Are you offering? :blip:
I got a wood shed you can stay in. It's under the house so all we gotta do is block up the holes and find some way of keeping the rats out. On the plus side we've got a gagre that I can ride your bike from....

The rent is really reasonable.... say ... $150/week + expenses + buy your own food + low rate for shower and toilet facilities...

[Fatjim]

And there's always hot water cause pops never showers himself.

Now fuck off you lot and leave my thread to desperate horny chicks who need lovin'.

[Colapop]

a) I've had a least 2 showers this year.
b) They'd have to be very desperate.
c) Horny, as in Baaa?
d) A chick (woman) and a chicken are 2 different things

[Str8 Jacket]

Now fuck off you lot and leave my thread to desperate horny chicks who need lovin'.

Im sure they'll be along one day Jim...

[The_Dover]

d) A chick (woman) and a chicken are 2 different things

Yeah, I still got a use for a chicken after I've fucked it.

KFC anyone?

[Wasp]

I got a wood shed you can stay in. It's under the house so all we gotta do is block up the holes and find some way of keeping the rats out. On the plus side we've got a gagre that I can ride your bike from....

The rent is really reasonable.... say ... $150/week + expenses + buy your own food + low rate for shower and toilet facilities...
If that includes "high speed" broadband you've got yourself a deal! (Though I'd probably feel really bad about ripping you off ... oh and you dont want to ride my bike.... it's got "issues" (rooted yet another fork seal grumble grumble)


Igf it makes you feel better Wasp I wouldn't want NC either :)
I'm surprised Colapop hasn't asked you yet - he's probably already fantasising (sp?) about riding your bike :wait:

[Fatjim]

He did, but he wouldn't bring his wife.

[Deano]

Yeah, I still got a use for a chicken after I've fucked it.

KFC anyone?

Yeah but hold the special sauce.

[Colapop]

He did, but he wouldn't bring his wife.
Hey, if that's the issue - I'll tell ya what..... Now this is a deal.... I'll send her (I'll throw the kids in for free) and I won't charge you a cent - not even your bike. You'd be a brave man to take that challenge... (the food bill alone will kill ya)

[Fatjim]

oh yeah and I forgot. No bloody Germans!



PS. don't mention the war!