Warning: Dangerous new scam!

[Lias]

Please be careful. I don't know how many of you shop at Bunning's, but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you. The victims are always males, so ladies, please pass this information along to your husbands and male friends.

Here's how the scam works... Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, yesterday, and most likely again tomorrow

[NC]

Bwahahaha!

[Beemer]

Here's the female version, as sent to me by a friend:

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your bum, do not show him your bum.

This is a scam - he only wants to see your bum.

I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.

[Qkkid]

:gob: Well im lost for words...............
I hope you had a empty wallet:blip:

[McJim]

Poor you. You must be devastated. Which Bunnings is it? What time is best....er...to avoid them? Which supermarket did you take them to (do they scam from there too?)...We all need more info to protect ourselves....

[Finn]

I heard they were trannies, that's why they don't provide full on sex. I hope you enjoyed your blowjob though Lias.

[Macktheknife]

Poor you. You must be devastated. Which Bunnings is it? What time is best....er...to avoid them? Which supermarket did you take them to (do they scam from there too?)...We all need more info to protect ourselves....
What he said... you can't just leave us so totally lacking the necessary info to take advantage, ummm, I mean protect ourselves from these ruthless con artists.

[ninjac]

Thought I might bring this to people's attention in the hopes of avoiding a costly problem.

There is currently a scam going around a few Bunnings stores. Here's how it works :

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you're packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts; it is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Bunnings; you agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times on Sunday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

PLEASE BEWARE !!!

[Finn]

It's very similar to another Bunnings scam where two guys dress up as girls...

[Grahameeboy]

It's very similar to another Bunnings scam where two guys dress up as girls...

I wondered what Dover was upto these days..who was with him is the other question......

[ninjac]

Haven't come across them!

[Beemer]

Sniper must be busy, so I'll be the stirrer - REPOST!!! Same story, different store, think it was Mitre 10 in the previous post...

[andrea]

It's very similar to another Bunnings scam where two guys dress up as girls...

hmmm<_< :shifty: really which bunnings is that??

[andrea]

I wondered what Dover was upto these days..who was with him is the other question......

:crazy: :eek5: :wacko: :blink: dover??? ive just lost interest now:sick:

[scumdog]

Haven't come across them!

I thought it was spelled 'cum' and I'm sure you have!!:laugh: :bleh:

[SARGE]

Sniper must be busy, so I'll be the stirrer - REPOST!!! Same story, different store, think it was Mitre 10 in the previous post...



Sniper is actually in recovery right now .. i dont thinks he's on KB for the next few days ..


heal fast bro...

[Grahameeboy]

:crazy: :eek5: :wacko: :blink: dover??? ive just lost interest now:sick:

you mean you were initially interested!!!!..well at least ya saw the light in ter end plus I was talking to DMTD Sundaze and Dover has been shaved so I would be worried about the wig falling off...............his head that is!!!!!

[Sniper]

Sniper is actually in recovery right now .. i dont thinks he's on KB for the next few days ..


heal fast bro...

Im getting, there thanks SARGE. Was trying to get busy this morning, but it hurts :p Damn birthday sex

[Beemer]

Im getting, there thanks SARGE. Was trying to get busy this morning, but it hurts :p Damn birthday sex

WAY too much information! Hope you're on the road to recovery - better get in some more practice on a regular basis if it hurts that much...

[placidfemme]

*runs off to bunnings and hopes they can both fit on the back of my bike*

[Hitcher]

Haven't come across them!

That's not what you said in your first post...

[andrea]

you mean you were initially interested!!!!..well at least ya saw the light in ter end plus I was talking to DMTD Sundaze and Dover has been shaved so I would be worried about the wig falling off...............his head that is!!!!!

hmm shaved did you say?<_< :shifty: do you reckon he could dress up in a tight lil mini skirt, with a padded DD size bra. ill pick him up on my harley ive got a nice lil sheepskin covered seat for that one. just tell him not to shave his legs i like to run my callused hands oh wirey hairy legs i cant stand the stubble thing, but his back, arms, armpits, hands, feet, the soles of his feet, neck, nose, face, ears and arse crack must all be waxed.oh and pubes too i forgout bout that one hmm as for the wig ill use locktite to make sure the wig sticks to his head. heres some pics of me a real stud muffin

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[dasser]

Over the last month I became the victim of a clever confidence trick
while out shopping.
Simply going out to do some shopping turned out to
be quite a traumatic experience. :yes:
Don't be naive enough to think it
couldn't happen to you!:yes:

Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 21-year-old girls come over to your car as
you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your
windscreen with a rag and water , with their cleavage almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.:love:

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say No and instead ask
you for a lift to another shopping centre.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start stripping off. :shit:
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet.:yes:

I had my wallet stolen on March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
& 20th, April 2nd, 4th, three times on the 5th, three times just
yesterday, and very likely again this coming weekend as soon as I can
buy more wallets.:yes:

Please pass this message on to all the men you know, to warn them about
this dreadful scam!:yes:

[yod]

:shit: :eek: :drool: :eek5:

[kiwifruit]

will keep an eye out
thanks for the heads up

[steved]

Bwahahahahahaha. Brilliant.

[yod]

will keep an eye out
thanks for the heads up

i bet you will and i bet it is....:laugh:

[Macktheknife]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=37342&highlight=scam+girls
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=32888&highlight=scam+girls
Search is your friend, still funny though.
The only thing that pisses me off about this scam is no-one ever says where it is happening! lol.

[YLWDUC]

The only thing that pisses me off about this scam is no-one ever says where it is happening! lol.

Thats cause they're all so ashamed of having their wallets stolen that they don't want anyone to know about it. Either that, or as Dasser would suggest, they return to the scene with another wallet to try and do a citizens arrest....

[ynot slow]

had to do with marriage though,exwife got most things,mind you i was allowed to pay the child support.much like joke on why cyclones maned after females?they are noisey when coming and all they leave ya with is your car.

[ynot slow]

:the voices,the voices are back:shutup:

[3umph]

A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Mitre10 and Placemakers customers.

This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

1. Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windows with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy tee shirts. It is impossible not to look.

2. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.

3. You agree and they get in the backseat.

4. On the way, they start undressing.

5. Then one of them climbs over the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also January 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely will again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful

P.S. The Warehouse has wallets on sale for $2.99 each

[barty5]

best you tell them there are more people in auckland and that means a lot more wallets.

[Bren]

BEWARE

I've been a target and this is not funny.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't
be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works: As you come out of The Warehouse, two seriously
good-looking 22-23 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing
your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a
rag and Window cleaner, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead they
ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On
the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat
and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen Aug 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th &
29th. Also Sept 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, three times last Thursday and very
likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. The Warehouse has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones at the $2.00 shop and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at
McDonalds. I've already lost 15kg just running back and forth to The Warehouse.

[Rodney007]

lmao!!!!!! nice

[steve_t]

They're operating in Hamiltron too!! I've had my wallet nicked 16 times in the last 2 months. However, unlike you, I've put on 15kg from eating so much McDonalds! :angry:

[AllanB]

Yeah - you gotta watch those MacFishMuffs ............

[YellowDog]

Sonds like pretty good value to me.

[p.dath]

Very funny!

[Creeping Death]

Moral of the story...leave ya wallet at home.

[nothingflash]

I lost my wife at Bunnings the other day. While looking for her I bumped my trolley into a spotty faced teenager looking for his girlfriend too. I asked what she looked like in case I had seen her. He said she's blonde, blue eyes, big tits, wearing boots, mini skirt and checked shirt tied at the waist. What does yours look like he asked. Fuck it I said, lets just look for yours.

[marty]

Now THAT was funny :)

Moral of the other story though? Use the search function.