Crazy Steve signs on the Dole!!!!

[Crazy Steve]

Easy peesey lemon squeesy....

1st payment next Wednesday...$268.57pw

Wow I cant believe my Luck...:yes:

Now if anyone has any cash in hand work "Im your Man or Women"

Previous experience
Debt collecter in the Uk..(Will break bones if required)
Running Drugs around the M25 London..On Gsxr1000
Also have one mean side kick that will work for food!!!!!
Side kick is 6"8 and weighs 165kgs and recently graded
for his black belt at a deadly secret style....

Debts can be collected at a Fee of 50%...Min fee $500...

Pm me if anyones interested...

Crazy Steve..

[The_Dover]

Also have one mean side kick that will work for food!!!!!
Side kick is 6"8 and weighs 165kgs and recently graded
for his black belt at a deadly secret style....

Is WINJA that wide Steve? I would have only thought he was about 5 foot wide and 125kg????

[skelstar]

I thought your 'side-kick' was a favourite karate move.

[Finn]

Easy peesey lemon squeesy....

1st payment next Wednesday...$268.57pw

Wow I cant believe my Luck...:yes:

Now if anyone has any cash in hand work "Im your Man or Women"

Previous experience
Debt collecter in the Uk..(Will break bones if required)
Running Drugs around the M25 London..On Gsxr1000
Also have one mean side kick that will work for food!!!!!
Side kick is 6"8 and weighs 165kgs and recently graded
for his black belt at a deadly secret style....

Debts can be collected at a Fee of 50%...Min fee $500...

Pm me if anyones interested...

Crazy Steve..

You should have gone for a disability allowance too, being crazy and all.

I'll keep you in mind for services related to tendering processes we do from time to time.

[Crazy Steve]

Is WINJA that wide Steve? I would have only thought he was about 5 foot wide and 125kg????

I have two brothers....

One thats 6"8 and a black belt...

And one thats soooo Crazy he in a mental hospital now....Hes been trying to get out for a couple of months now....

I hope he dosnt get out....As he will end up really hurting someone..:gob: ]

Crazy Steve..

[snuffles]

Ever thought about family therapy?

I know there are people that can help.

By the way do you break legs or arms?

[The_Dover]

Will you beat up women?

[SwanTiger]

Dear Crazy Steve,

Thank you for your application. Unfortunately your work experience and skills did meet the required criteria and you have missed the opportunity to make the short-list on this occasion.

I would like to wish you well in your job hunting and any future endeavours.


Kind Regards,

Swanny

[ajturbo]

how keen are you for a job?

i have a postion that NEEDS filling in Auckland..
you will need to be able to organise staff, security skills will be required...

pay? only $15/hr sorry.. but it is a start

AJ

[Crazy Steve]

My Mother killed our father in 1983..She was a real nutcase!!!

Then she killed herself with a drug overdose in 94 after she was released from Jail..

Problem was my younger brother saw our mother stabbing our father to death with a craving knife...In the Family home..

I was i bit older and ran to the police station which was not far away....

It took 7police with batons to take our mother into custody....She also stabbed 3police with the same knife she use to kill our father...

All three of boys were brought up in foster families.....

But the youngest one still to this day is a Natural Born Killer!!!!!

Crazy Steve.

[Crazy Steve]

4 got to mention that Snuffles

Crazy Steve..

[Crazy Steve]

I love beating up Women...because they cant fight back for shit!!!!!

Thats why they use to call me Jake!!!!

Because all i bet up were Women and Drunks....

Crazy Steve...

[WINJA]

I have two brothers....

One thats 6"8 and a black belt...

And one thats soooo Crazy he in a mental hospital now....Hes been trying to get out for a couple of months now....

I hope he dosnt get out....As he will end up really hurting someone..:gob: ]

Crazy Steve..
THEY AINT YA BROTHERS YA DUMB COON THEY ARE JUST A FEW OF YOUR 12 DIFFERENT PERSONALITYS

[Ixion]

Hey, Crazy stve, you're in Hamihole!

Get y'self over to the meeting on Thursday night and give the arseholes arseholes. Ought to be right up your alley. And gives to cops someone else to hassle instead of me.

[Lou Girardin]

Hey, Crazy stve, you're in Hamihole!

Get y'self over to the meeting on Thursday night and give the arseholes arseholes. Ought to be right up your alley. And gives to cops someone else to hassle instead of me.

Only if he speeds on his way there.

[Crazy Steve]

THEY AINT YA BROTHERS YA DUMB COON THEY ARE JUST A FEW OF YOUR 12 DIFFERENT PERSONALITYS

You know I dont like the word COON..

I much prefer COCONUT.....

Now if you continue calling me COON i will report this Post to Spank Flea...:yes:

Crazy Steve..

[kickingzebra]

Damn CO c ON ut. (It's not torture, he likes it!!)

[Finn]

You know I dont like the word COON..

I much prefer COCONUT.....

Now if you continue calling me COON i will report this Post to Spank Flea...:yes:

Crazy Steve..

Hey Steve, come over to my place tonight. I've got some boys that I'd like you to meet.

[ManDownUnder]

I have two brothers....

One thats 6"8 and a black belt...



I hope he knows to wear black shoes with that - or I'll get Carson to point it out

[Crazy Steve]

I hope he knows to wear black shoes with that - or I'll get Carson to point it out


Dude....

Us COCONUTS cant afford shoes...

Crazy Steve...

We just steal other peoples shoes when they arnt looking..:yes:

[Maha]

A matress on the floor
No handle on the door
I really need nothing more...inside the quiet room :wacko:

Plastic forks and spoons
No lace's in my shoes
They all know what i try to do.......inside the quiet room :nono:

They've got this place.......where they've been keeping me
Where i cant hurt myself.... cant get my wrist's to bleed
My home from home, my twilight zone........my strangest dream :zzzz:

The quiet room, is sterilzed in white, it's like a tomb, with just a moth stained naked light..:nya:
(Mr Alice Cooper)

[Crazy Steve]

A matress on the floor
No handle on the door
I really need nothing more...inside the quiet room :wacko:

Plastic forks and spoons
No lace's in my shoes
They all know what i try to do.......inside the quiet room :nono:

They've got this place.......where they've been keeping me
Where i cant hurt myself.... cant get my wrist's to bleed
My home from home, my twilight zone........my strangest dream :zzzz:

The quiet room, is sterilzed in white, it's like a tomb, with just a moth stained naked light..:nya:


Been there done that....

Once I smeered myself in my own Shit and did a HAKA.....

They came in to Bash me.....butshut the door very quickly when they smelt and saw what I had done....

Crazy Steve..

[Motoracer]

My Mother killed our father in 1983..She was a real nutcase!!!

Then she killed herself with a drug overdose in 94 after she was released from Jail..

Problem was my younger brother saw our mother stabbing our father to death with a craving knife...In the Family home..

I was i bit older and ran to the police station which was not far away....

It took 7police with batons to take our mother into custody....She also stabbed 3police with the same knife she use to kill our father...

All three of boys were brought up in foster families.....

But the youngest one still to this day is a Natural Born Killer!!!!!

Crazy Steve.

How big was your mum? Out of curiousity...

[Maha]

Been there done that....

Once I smeered myself in my own Shit and did a HAKA.....

They came in to Bash me.....butshut the door very quickly when they smelt and saw what I had done....

Crazy Steve..

You weren't the one the ran through the Orewa KFC covered in shit ??....:gob: :rofl:

[Crazy Steve]

How big was your mum? Out of curiousity...

Dont worry our old man put up a hell of a Fight....

But Mumma was real pissed.....And got two killing shots to the neck..

And the rest is history repeating its self...

Crazy Steve.

[Crazy Steve]

You weren't the one the ran through the Orewa KFC covered in shit ??....:gob: :rofl:


It was while I was in Custody in London...

Crazy Steve...