Aussie chicks

[_Gina_]

Two true Aussie females walk into a K Mart store, walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Shazza sprays it on her wrist and smells it:

"That's quite noice, innit, don't ya fink Cheryl?"
"Yeah, what's it called?"
"Viens a moi."

"VIENS A MOI, what the fark does that mean?"

At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for "come to me".

Shazza takes another sniff and offers her arm to Cheryl, saying, "That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you,Cheryl?"

[Coyote]

Eww .

[Maha]

Noice jark myte....reminds me of the one about the gay guy who can tell what the spark plug brand is, blindfolded, when its up his ares, but thats a another story, dunno why i reminds me of that, it just does.....:nya:

[PuppetMaster]

haha, excellent.

[Colapop]

Are they sure it wasn't - "s'engluer les doigts"

No, sorry that's gay....

[Beemer]

Yay, a joke I hadn't heard before!