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beyond
27th July 2006, 15:59
A bloke with a real thick head of hair (aka aff-man) goes to the barber and gets a real good baldy haircut, as the sign out front says, Telly Savalas cuts for only 10 bucks.

A semi bald, black man, see's him coming out and likes the job and asks if it was only a tenner. Getting the nod, he races in for a cut too. The barber finishes and says that will be 20 bucks fella.

'Hang on bro," says the black man. I've got less hair than that honky who just left and you charged him 10 bucks, like the sign says.



Barber replies:




"Coloured Tellys are extra."
degrom
27th July 2006, 16:37
HA - HA ... Fucking Funny!!!!
Macktheknife
27th July 2006, 17:39
And going for the 'most offensive joke' category....
Scientists have genetically crossed a nigger with an octopus,



It don't look real flash but fuck can it pick cotton!!



I'm sorry, it just had to be done.
degrom
27th July 2006, 17:47
And going for the 'most offensive joke' category....
Scientists have genetically crossed a nigger with an octopus,



It don't look real flash but fuck can it pick cotton!!



I'm sorry, it just had to be done.
Thanks... For the ice breaker!!! Almost spilled my guts...
SPORK
27th July 2006, 19:13
hay have u guyz herd ne chuk norris jokes?
beyond
27th July 2006, 19:41
hay have u guyz herd ne chuk norris jokes?

A while back but it's slipped the grey matter. Hit us with them :)
Sniper
28th July 2006, 11:50
I have heaps of good apartheid jokes. Pity me being South African means I cant get away with it.....
placidfemme
28th July 2006, 12:40
I have heaps of good apartheid jokes. Pity me being South African means I cant get away with it.....

lol and me being from Zimbabwe... so I didn't comment... haha

*knows heaps........... of these type of jokes*
sAsLEX
28th July 2006, 13:13
I have heaps of good apartheid jokes. Pity me being South African means I cant get away with it.....

"we aint in kansas anymore Toto"




so lets hear 'em
2much
28th July 2006, 21:19
And going for the 'most offensive joke' category....


It's the middle of the night when a noise wakes you up, you go downstairs and into the lounge where you see your tv floating in the air.... What do you say?






























Fucken drop it nigger!
beyond
30th July 2006, 20:46
What happened to the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?


He'd eaten three by the time they pulled him out.
degrom
30th July 2006, 20:49
What happened to the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?


He'd eaten three by the time they pulled him out.

Okay, I must confess... That's funny and very true!!! LOL :nya:
The_Dover
30th July 2006, 20:59
what's blue and mows the lawns???




































he's my nigger and I'll paint him any damned colour I like.
degrom
30th July 2006, 21:03
No wonder the Black's haded us so much!!!

Poor 20+ year olds that need to suffer because of their parents sins... :(
Sniper
31st July 2006, 07:59
"we aint in kansas anymore Toto"




so lets hear 'em
According to a couple of picky individuals on the site, we may as well be *shakes head in exasperation*

Anyway....


Whats the difference between a black and and a snow tyre?
A snow tyre doesnt sing when you put chains on it.

You hear about the black guy who was found starngled, beaten and shot 15 times? Cops called it the worst case of suicide ever.
2much
1st August 2006, 20:28
How do you starve a Samoan?









Hide his dole check under his work boots.
beyond
1st August 2006, 21:08
How do black mothers stop their children jumping on the beds?





They stick velcro on the ceilings.
Hitcher
1st August 2006, 21:14
Where do you hide your money when there are Poms around?



Under the soap.



How do you get a Pom out of the bath?



Run the tap...