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McJim
27th July 2006, 16:15
My Teacher never taught us what a spoonerism is....but then her name was Betty Swollocks.

The difference between a Strip Show and the Moscow state circus?

The circus is a display of cunning stunts.
Hitcher
27th July 2006, 16:19
her name was Betty Swollocks.
Marginally better than Kerry Hunt.
ManDownUnder
27th July 2006, 16:20
Duck food is reportedly George Michael's secret password
WRT
27th July 2006, 16:25
Marginally better than Kerry Hunt.
Is this her bus?
onearmedbandit
27th July 2006, 16:30
http://www.lunaeterna.net/popcult/spooner.htm

http://home.gil.com.au/~vburton/cryptics/spooner2.htm

Thank you Rev. Spooner.
McJim
27th July 2006, 16:39
There was an entire soliloquy by Ronnie Barker that was full of hilarious spoonerisms some time ago - someone's bound to have a copy.
Macktheknife
27th July 2006, 17:09
There was an entire soliloquy by Ronnie Barker that was full of hilarious spoonerisms some time ago - someone's bound to have a copy.
Actually he did a couple, the Rindercella story was one of the best known ones, someone posted here a while back
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=19467&highlight=ronnie
His other one that I particularly liked was similar and longer,
I thought I had a copy but cannot find it at present.
Goblin
27th July 2006, 17:10
Brad Pitt & Angelina called their baby Shilo Pitt! Poor kid.
vtec
27th July 2006, 17:13
What's the difference between a tradesman and a homosexual...

One like's Mitre Ten, the other likes tighter men.
Hitcher
27th July 2006, 20:02
The difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

One clucks defiance!
Virago
27th July 2006, 23:32
....And while half the people on this site are shining wits.......
Quartida
28th July 2006, 00:05
The difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

One clucks defiance!

Ooh, that one took me a while :slap:
bluninja
28th July 2006, 02:11
So that would mean a seagull 'Flits over the shore' whilst a small child with the runs......

And a fish 'mucks about in fountains' whilst a Billy Goat.....
ZeroIndex
28th July 2006, 05:49
There was an entire soliloquy by Ronnie Barker that was full of hilarious spoonerisms some time ago - someone's bound to have a copy.
Ronnie Barker is THE MAN!! have you seen 'Porridge'? I've got season 1 & 2 on DVD..
Fatjim
28th July 2006, 09:38
Ooh, that one took me a while :slap:

Thats because you're not a cunning stunt.
Hitcher
28th July 2006, 11:49
You could always discuss this with Friar Tuck.
McJim
28th July 2006, 12:12
Let's face it - I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy.:beer: