2007 Kiwi Biker Calendar

[Joni]

2007 KB Calendar

Alright guys and gals, its that time of year again. :yes:


Photo submissions have now closed!

Ordering
Price will be the same as last year = $15 per calendar. Payment will be upfront this year, so that we don’t have any excess stock lying around. :D
ORDERS ARE NOW CLOSED

Please pm me for banking details for payment.

Come on guys - support KB and get a stunning calendar to mark all the KB events on...

:first: :woohoo:

[Mental Trousers]

Cool. Don't think I've seen any really good pics of me or my bike yet dammit.

[Kendog]

Sweet, motivation to clean the bike and take more pictures.
How does my profile picture look as an entry?

[Lias]

I vote all winning entries involve topless women posed on the bikes..

I'm sure Spankme would support that kekekeke

[scumdog]

A nice Sporty with a scenic back-drop would look good - see Rashika! (hint-hint!)

Then I'd buy a calender for sure.:yes:

[Zapf]

might pay to make the cut of date after Track day... more action pics then :)

Oh yea... so when is the photo shoot for the biker chicks?

[babyB]

wahoo Joni roll on 2007....im in for calandars again

[Zed]

Will be good to see more action shots in this next one, 2006 was okay though. I'll be into supporting the site by taking a few copies, and submitting a pic this time around. :blip:

Good work Jo!

[Drunken Monkey]

... so when is the photo shoot for the biker chicks?


...My 'Studio', every evening from 10 'til late. Applicants to supply 3 different bikini outfits and a 'portfolio'. If you don't have a portfolio, one can be 'arranged'. Previous Miss Hawiian Tropic or Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition entrants preferred, but no previous modelling experience is necessary...

[James Deuce]

[Grump Mode On]
Quite frankly, I've had really good comments about the scenery pictures in the 2006 calendar.

If you guys want a nice juvenile stunting calendar, buy the Fast Bikes issue with the 2007 Calendar when it comes out.

I'd like to see more of NZ, and more of people's bikes, without adding a caveat that inspires broken bones.

[bobsmith]

Sooo... Where do you want the pics? Just in this thread??? I know you said you want more "action" photos... but I was thinking about submitting a larger version of my profile photo (might see if I can photoshop some of the scratches off the bike...) tell me what you think?

[Rashika]

A nice Sporty with a scenic back-drop would look good - see Rashika! (hint-hint!)

Then I'd buy a calender for sure.:yes:
then ya better get ya arse up to somewhere scenic, so I can take some pics! :yes:
Tho that one of you entering magpie madness last year was damn good! Even in disguise and all :innocent:

[Sniper]

[Grump Mode On]
Quite frankly, I've had really good comments about the scenery pictures in the 2006 calendar.

If you guys want a nice juvenile stunting calendar, buy the Fast Bikes issue with the 2007 Calendar when it comes out.

I'd like to see more of NZ, and more of people's bikes, without adding a caveat that inspires broken bones.


Grumpy old bugger arent you. But its a good point. A balanced mixture of stunting and racing mixed with some good touring photos would be nice. Rather diversity than one whole stunt/race calender.

[Zed]

[Grump Mode On]

Quite frankly, I've had really good comments about the scenery pictures in the 2006 calendar.


If you guys want a nice juvenile stunting calendar, buy the Fast Bikes issue with the 2007 Calendar when it comes out.


I'd like to see more of NZ, and more of people's bikes, without adding a caveat that inspires broken bones.
Killjoy! :pinch:

[James Deuce]

Killjoy! :pinch:

Not at all. I don't want to buy a racing or stunting calendar to put up on the wall. Merely expressing my opinion.

I stopped going, "Ooooo, Ahhh" at wheelies about 25 years ago, and I don't think for a minute that a calendar of that type is representative of KB as a whole at all. The 2006 calendar was great, and I would have had no issues buying one for non-motorcyling friends to put up, thanks to the fantastic scenery shots included.

[WRT]

[Grump Mode On]
Quite frankly, I've had really good comments about the scenery pictures in the 2006 calendar.

If you guys want a nice juvenile stunting calendar, buy the Fast Bikes issue with the 2007 Calendar when it comes out.

I'd like to see more of NZ, and more of people's bikes, without adding a caveat that inspires broken bones.



There was something missing in that post . . . wait for it:

Jim2=[Grump Mode Off]

There ya go buddy, I think you'll find today a lot more enjoyable because of that.

While I do partially agree with Jim2, I see no problem with a bit of variation in the pics, some stunt/race, some cruising, some posed. It would be nice to have NZ landmarks as a backdrop in them all, but who says the track at Taupo isnt a landmark?

[klingon]

I was thinking about submitting a larger version of my profile photo (might see if I can photoshop some of the scratches off the bike...) tell me what you think?

Ooooh Bob I like that pic a lot! :D If you could darken the house in the background a bit that would be an improvement too.

The thing about calendars... people are looking at the same picture for a whole month so they have plenty of time to look at all the detail. The more technically 'perfect' the shot can be, the better IMO.

And I'm all in favour of variety too. Stunting, racing, off-road, scenery, bikinis, leather-clad sexy biker dudes :blip: ESPECIALLY plenty of leather-clad bikers... have I emphasised the leather? and the bikers?

[Drunken Monkey]

The only problem with trying to please everyone with a bit everything is the calendar can come across as a bit disjoint, or maybe a bit messy or without focus. It's better to stick to a theme. If Joni & krew want to make the 2007 theme 'sport & action', they should. Jim2 can just wait until 2009 for the 'rural NZ scenery' edition ('cos 2008 is going to be the 'boobies' edition!)

mmmm, boobies....

[James Deuce]

The only problem with trying to please everyone with a bit everything is the calendar can come across as a bit disjoint, or maybe a bit messy or without focus. It's better to stick to a theme. If Joni & krew want to make the 2007 theme 'sport & action', they should. Jim2 can just wait until 2009 for the 'rural NZ scenery' edition ('cos 2008 is going to be the 'boobies' edition!)

mmmm, boobies....

They'll loose $30 up front, amortised over two years.

Last year's one had a good mix.

The proposed one sounds like a wet dream for 12 year old boys.

[98tls]

Bikes...modded bikes please.....if i want scenery i will buy a scenery calender with nice pics of pohutukawa (spelling) trees etc,the underside of a Gixxer does nothing for me so stuntings out....must be plenty of nice modded bikes out there..Harleys jappas euros who cares.

[Mental Trousers]

A good mix would be sweet. Too much of any one type of picture sucks.

For December I'd like to see a pic of Jim2 wearing a Santa hat with the label Jim2 the Grinch on it thanks.

[James Deuce]

Bikes...modded bikes please.....if i want scenery i will buy a scenery calender with nice pics of pohutukawa (spelling) trees

Modded bikes would be awesome. But don't be a total 'tard. A picture of a modded bike in a badly lit garage, full of the doings of a P-Lab, doesn;t make for good calendar photgraphy.

All I'm saying is that some moderate stab at relevant composition for the subject makes a much better shot that some knob in holey jeans trying not to fall off the back of well-worn GSXR250 in an industrial wasteland.

[James Deuce]

A good mix would be sweet. Too much of any one type of picture sucks.

For December I'd like to see a pic of Jim2 wearing a Santa hat with the label Jim2 the Grinch on it thanks.

I'll be heavily armed, and there'll be a crater in the background and the dismembered head of a Nun rolling around in the crater.

[texmo]

Heres a racing pic.

[onearmedbandit]

Cool pic, but if you are going to leave it as your sig at least down size it to a normal size.

[Matt Bleck]

Cool pic, but if you are going to leave it as your sig at least down size it to a normal size.

+1 .

[WRT]

+1 .

Yes, that would be nice.

[bobsmith]

Ooooh Bob I like that pic a lot! :D If you could darken the house in the background a bit that would be an improvement too.

damn it, now that you mention it, I really don't like the house on the background..... Okay... no pics from me for now.... (need to find a better location for a shoot

[cowpoos]

Dover and myself are looking for a photographer....we are looking at posing nude on our bikes for the calender wearing nothing butt our gloves...PM me or dover if you can help...

[sAsLEX]

[Grump Mode On]
Quite frankly, I've had really good comments about the scenery pictures in the 2006 calendar.

If you guys want a nice juvenile stunting calendar, buy the Fast Bikes issue with the 2007 Calendar when it comes out.

I'd like to see more of NZ, and more of people's bikes, without adding a caveat that inspires broken bones.


Picture this a nice twisting road through some great SI scenery with some knee down action in the foreground, then that does both camps!

Wheelie in to the sunset with a mountain in the shot? Use your imagination Jim

but I agree it was cool having some great shots of NZ scenery I mean that shot of Mt Egmount was bloody brilliant!

[Paul in NZ]

I'll be heavily armed, and there'll be a crater in the background and the dismembered head of a Nun rolling around in the crater.

Your arms are not heavy Jim2 - they are just a bit short for their weight and I never realised you were catholic?

I'm entering a picture of some of me bits (bike bits of course) and an oil stain that looks like Edward Turner

[98tls]

Modded bikes would be awesome. But don't be a total 'tardA picture of a modded bike in a badly lit garage, full of the doings of a P-Lab, doesn;t make for good calendar photography.
Not quite what i had in mind but funny nonetheless......

[aff-man]

are we gonna do what we did last time... post a few photo's and then the authors / powers that be will make a decision and ask for hi res or what??

[Mental Trousers]

Dover and myself are looking for a photographer....we are looking at posing nude on our bikes for the calender wearing nothing butt our gloves...PM me or dover if you can help...

Both of you wearing a bike glove on your wangs with both 750's :rockon:

[Maha]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm now where's that pic of Frosty writting the letter C on my driveway using a rear tire and clutch fluid?....:blip:

[cowpoos]

Both of you wearing a bike glove on your wangs with both 750's :rockon:
with a disco ball!

[Qkchk]

So where are we sending the pics too? Posting them on here?

[The_Dover]

does it have to just be bike pics?

why not have pics from events, piss ups, crashes etc to really try to capture the kb spirit?

if i just wanted to look at bikes I'd buy a suzuki calendar, fuck looking at shitty hondas, kumandsukmes and dangermouses crusty old guzzi

[Zed]

For December I'd like to see a pic of Jim2 wearing a Santa hat with the label Jim2 the Grinch on it thanks.Haha I wouldn't argue with that, but he MUST be standing on one foot on the tank of his gayly coloured Z750 going down his street adorned in a full santa outfit, hat and all, and preferably in front of a nice sunrise! :D

[jimbo600]

Dover and myself are looking for a photographer....we are looking at posing nude on our bikes for the calender wearing nothing butt our gloves...PM me or dover if you can help...

Get the one who took the cool as photo of your stoppie in your avatar. Rumour has it that he's a right cool cunt.

[cowpoos]

does it have to just be bike pics?


yeah....can we like sending bike videos too.....

[Maha]

does it have to just be bike pics?

why not have pics from events, piss ups, crashes etc to really try to capture the kb spirit?

if i just wanted to look at bikes I'd buy a suzuki calendar, fuck looking at shitty hondas, kumandsukmes and dangermouses crusty old guzzi

Good call on the events thing, heaps of group pic's around, and theres a pic around somewhere of QkKid on a 1 hp pogo stick....

[cowpoos]

Get the one who took the cool as photo of your stoppie in your avatar. Rumour has it that he's a right cool cunt.
true...he's definatly a looker too...in a sauve hugh laurie kinda way....lol

[jimbo600]

true...he's definatly a looker too...in a sauve hugh laurie kinda way....lol

Rugged like Daniel Graig bro' Jeez you're killing me here.

Let me know when you're next in town so I can drop off that crate of piss.

[Joni]

Jim - no where did I say it would only be stunt pics... I did say we liked what we got last year... so maybe your grump mode was a little pre-mature. Of course there will be a good mix.

edit: please submit pics to kiwibikercalendar@gmail.com

One thing tho, I wont take orders via the thread, please pm me if you are interested.

Wooohoooo, its gonna be a good one! :doobey:

PS - Dover I can see what you are saying however...I think this calender should be about bikes and the KB member that own them, them riding them, the people who are capable of doing the stunts safely doing them... we had a great selection last year, hopefully this year it will be even better.

[Joni]

OK, please submit pictures to:

kiwibikercalendar@gmail.com

[Qkchk]

OK, please submit pictures to:

kiwibikercalendar@gmail.com
No limit on entries?

[Joni]

No limit on entries?
I would say max 5 per user.

At the risk of sounding like a bitch - dont waste our time - please only submit pics that you really feel are worth seeing on the calender. I would rather struggle with 5 stunning pics and not know which ones should be chosen, rather that sifting through 50 crap ones...

[Qkchk]

I would say max 5 per user.

At the risk of sounding like a bitch - dont waste our time - please only submit pics that you really feel are worth seeing on the calender. I would rather struggle with 5 stunning pics and not know which ones should be chosen, rather that sifting through 50 crap ones...
Hope mine were under the 'first' category otherwise, back to the drawing board.........

[Joni]

Wow guys - 4 members have already submitted pics - and I must say they are great... in fact some are stunners!!!! :scooter:

Keep them coming....

Im hoping you guys will be as quick to buy a copy or two as you have been to submit pics :blip:

edit - when submitting pics please send your KB user name too... I dont always know everyone by name.:innocent:

[aff-man]

edit - when submitting pics please send your KB user name too... I dont always know everyone by name.:innocent:

Well you can tell mine by the bright yellow helmet hahahaha

[MadDuck]

OK sent my pic through...wait for Mrs Hitler to tell me it aint good enough!!

[Zed]

OK sent my pic through...wait for Mrs Hitler to tell me it aint good enough!!Steady on MD, Hitler was also a man of *action* and that is what this calendar project needs! I'm sure you appreciate Jo's hard work on KB.

[Edbear]

The thing about calendars... people are looking at the same picture for a whole month so they have plenty of time to look at all the detail. The more technically 'perfect' the shot can be, the better IMO.



Mmmm! Guess that means my profile shot is out then....:bye:

[Joni]

OK sent my pic through...wait for Mrs Hitler to tell me it aint good enough!!Madduck, its not only me who chooses the pics... there are a few of us.

If you are going to be grumpy please take out on someone esle, I wont put up with it... This is a thread about the calendar not about what you think of me.

[aff-man]

ummm sent mine though and got a message back saying it will be delayed???

if they don't go through spot me a PM and i'll resend..

[**R1**]

You could get some from here http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=32785

some premo pics there

[James Deuce]

Yeah, they're superb actually R1. I like the backdrop. ;)

[Joni]

Aaron - I agree some of them are stunning, however if people want pics to be considered I need them all in one place and be able to get hold of the high res ones too... thats why I have requested that they get mailed through to one point :yes:

On a personal note... i.e. Joni the persons opinion and not the person who is helping with the calendar, I would love OAB to submit a pic of himself doing a wheelie, I think he symbolises what its all about and why we ride....:first:

[ajturbo]

does it have to just be bike pics?

crashes etc to really try to capture the kb spirit?



:killingme :killingme :killingme i'll try my hardest...

[tomthepohm]

Hi there here is a pic of me and bike, bit more interesting than some i guess. lol
Tom

[Dafe]

What pictures made it into the 2006 calender?

Is there a link somewhere?

[98tls]

Hi there here is a pic of me and bike, bit more interesting than some i guess. lol
Tom :first: Awsome pic mate.....that gets my vote.....if that was me id be sayin.....new Bathroom...FORGET IT........

[dangerous]

Hi there here is a pic of me and bike, bit more interesting than some i guess. lol
Tom
Only a Aucklander would want a pic of there fork up and trashed treasure in the calander :blip: then again ya profile does say your a female :msn-wink:

[sAsLEX]

What pictures made it into the 2006 calender?

Is there a link somewhere?

http://saslex.orcon.net.nz/CBR250RR.jpg that was one

[James Deuce]

http://saslex.orcon.net.nz/CBR250RR.jpg that was one

That was my Wife's favourite one.

[The_Dover]

nice landscape.

shame someones dumped a shitty old honda in the cuntryside

[Paul in NZ]

nice landscape.

shame someones dumped a shitty old honda in the cuntryside

Well we will have to bow to expert opinion (dumping bikes into the countryside) on this one chaps.. :blip:

[The_Dover]

Well we will have to bow to expert opinion (dumping bikes into the countryside) on this one chaps.. :blip:

Bastard.

but I did pick it up the next day.

[sAsLEX]

Well we will have to bow to expert opinion (dumping bikes into the countryside) on this one chaps.. :blip:

Notice how the honda is up on two wheels and not leaking its fluids all over the place, unlike the picture of the suzuki a few above!

[bugjuice]

Hi there here is a pic of me and bike, bit more interesting than some i guess. lol
Tom
looks like one of the infamous '22' corners....?
ouch dude, least you're ok..

[Paul in NZ]

Bastard.

but I did pick it up the next day.

What? Threatened with littering? Damned greenies...

[scumdog]

Must be a good spot - no parking meters or wardens, all the space you need, no time limit.

Shame it's such a long walk to the shops though.

BTW: The body language of your doris says it all.....

[The_Dover]

What? Threatened with littering? Damned greenies...

More like the thieving pikies who were already sizing it up before we got there.

[NC]

I'll see what I have laying about

[Scouse]

Hi there here is a pic of me and bike, bit more interesting than some i guess. lol
TomIs that your missus telling you that your a retard for crashing

[tomthepohm]

no its yours....

[metric]

keen to buy a calendar

[Joni]

Some of the pics that have been submitted are really great! Im getting more and more excited about the new calendar. So keep them coming guys and gals :yes:

Also please pm me if you would like banking details for order.

:sunny:

[James Deuce]

Some of the pics that have been submitted are really great! Im getting more and more excited about the new calendar. So keep them coming guys and gals :yes:

Also please pm me if you would like banking details for order.

:sunny:

At the risk of being curmudgeonly (again), I didn't buy this year's one until I had a look at one that had been delivered (to someone else obviously).

Any chance of actually getting a look at the final product before spending money on it? I'm not pre-ordering a stunt-fest celebration (Mutter, grumble)

[Joni]

And in reply at the risk of sounding rude Jim, then no you wont be buying one this year as we will be taking orders before we go to the printer....:nya: People have a tendancy to say they are taking things and then change their minds for what ever reason, Bugjuice had to work very hard to get the rid of the excess stock last year....

Jim - I will say it again, it wont be a stunt fest... if you dont have the trust or faith in the judgement that will be used rather dont order one. We are looking for a good mix of everything so the scenic shots you like will be there - but I think a full representation of NZ biking would be great.... so a little bit of everything. You either like that idea or you dont... your call hun.

[The_Dover]

will it have boobies in it?

[Joni]

will it have boobies in it?Last year we had a few pics submitted with girlies in them.... :yes:

But you are not really interetsed are you Dover, you are just talking crap for the sake of it I suspect.

[Kendog]

will it have boobies in it?

As long as there are no 'man boobies'!! A manly chest or two would be nice for us lasses to look at, oh and a bike or two too.

[The_Dover]

Last year we had a few pics submitted with girlies in them.... :yes:

But you are not really interetsed are you Dover, you are just talking crap for the sake of it I suspect.

Ok, you got me.

But that doesn't not mean to say I am not interested in the calendar or the boobies.

[Keystone19]

I reckon a piccie of a girly (or bloke for that matter) with body painted leathers getting their knee down (well not quite because that would hurt) on a race bike would be a nice shot...

[The_Dover]

or a girlie in body painted leathers getting her knees down and quaffing some man champagne from the winners helmet...

[scumdog]

or a girlie in body painted leathers getting her knees down and quaffing some man champagne from the winners helmet...

Keep it up, comments like that make the rest of us look good and mature:yes:

[BeakerRAT]

Keep it up, comments like that make the rest of us look good and mature:yes:

Too true, but we all ride bikes so we probably all missed the maturity class.

[The_Dover]

Keep it up, comments like that make the rest of us look good and mature:yes:

old and mature?

senile and pretentious more like. if you can honestly say you never have those thoughts you're a fucking liar.

i'm just honest enough to speak my mind. i'm sure if i searched all of your posts piggy i'd come up with some pearlers.

[sAsLEX]

As long as there are no 'man boobies'!! A manly chest or two would be nice for us lasses to look at, oh and a bike or two too.

OK who has the pic of WT well all know the one, cant find it anywhere, so you see Sniper some times I cant find the pic

oh I lie!!!!

<img src=http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=22332&d=1135111613>

[Sniper]

so you see Sniper some times I cant find the pic

Even the best cant do do it all :blah:
:first:

[Joni]

I reckon a piccie of a girly with body painted leathers getting their knee down on a race bike would be a nice shot...
Can we take that as your offer to be the model for this particualr shot? :blip: Maybe in month ummm September? :wari:

:bleh:

[Paul in NZ]

Can we take that as your offer to be the model for this particualr shot? :blip: Maybe in month ummm September? :wari:

:bleh:

WINJA probably has got some paint left over left over from his roof and then even if it smudges a bit you will still be waterproof for at least 10 years.

[Joni]

WINJA probably has got some paint left over left over from his roof and then even if it smudges a bit you will still be waterproof for at least 10 years. can we take this as your offer to be the artist? :nya:

Aaaah Month September is looking good! :yes: You go Keystone :doobey:

[Paul in NZ]

can we take this as your offer to be the artist? :nya:

Nah! Vicki would blindfold me so I'd just make a mess of it.

[dangerous]

Nah! Vicki would blindfold me so I'd just make a mess of it.
a mess of what? :shutup:

[Keystone19]

Can we take that as your offer to be the model for this particualr shot? :blip: Maybe in month ummm September? :wari:

:bleh:

:rofl:

Nah, I'd probably fall off and smear the body paint...

[Scouse]

or a girlie in body painted leathers getting her knees down and quaffing some man champagne from the winners helmet...Thats a Classic Ben shame that I wasnt allowed to bling you though

[Waylander]

Wonder what chance a picture of a bike doing a rolling burnout with it's rear tyre on fire has of being in the calendar....

[Scouse]

Wonder what chance a picture of a bike doing a rolling burnout with it's rear tyre on fire has of being in the calendar....Im not buying a calender with Jap Crusers in it

[Waylander]

Im not buying a calender with Jap Crusers in it
Well be a sad sight seeing nothing but euros on the side of the road having thier oil leaks fixed wouldn't it? Loose the patch attitude mate.

[Scouse]

Well be a sad sight seeing nothing but euros on the side of the road having thier oil leaks fixed wouldn't it? Loose the patch attitude mate.What Patch Attitude

[Waylander]

What Patch Attitude
Think about it. You don't like jap cruisers, what other group of bikers don't like jap cruisers? Do they also happen to wear patches?

Let that one simmer and if you want to reply do it by PM and let's not hijack the thread.

[Scouse]

Think about it. You don't like jap cruisers, what other group of bikers don't like jap cruisers? Do they also happen to wear patches?

Let that one simmer and if you want to reply do it by PM and let's not hijack the thread.youve got it wrong Im not saying that I dont like people Who ride Jap Crusers I just think that there are better choices to make I like Japanese Sportsbikes and nakids I am looking at buying a ZX1400 as a second bike just think that the crusers are a bit naff my opinion there

[dangerous]

Thats a Classic Ben shame that I wasnt allowed to bling you though
..... small minds!

[Scouse]

..... small minds!Nah its called a sense of humour shame you havent got one dangermouse

[dangerous]

Nah its called a sense of humour shame you havent got one dangermouse
ohhhhhhhh... straight to the bone, dosnt suprise me you never saw the humour in my post :killingme :killingme

[sAsLEX]

see http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=714029&postcount=91

[scumdog]

old and mature?

senile and pretentious more like. if you can honestly say you never have those thoughts you're a fucking liar.

i'm just honest enough to speak my mind. i'm sure if i searched all of your posts piggy i'd come up with some pearlers.

Search away sunshine, I don't give a shit.:nya:

I'll just carry on being a senile pretentious liar:yes:

Bloody good call for a person that's only ever 'met' me on the internet but lets not hi-jack Jonis thread eh?

[Joni]

but lets not hi-jack Jonis thread eh?Yeah please guys... This thread needs to stay alive for quite a while so people can read about and make suggestions about the calendar, I dont want it full of rubbish which makes it loose its essence.

:Oi:

[ajturbo]

ok to give you the cash when i see you?:zzzz:

[Joni]

ok to give you the cash when i see you?:zzzz:Mate can I ask that you please deposit it... it's the only way I can keep control of who has paid with names and amounts. :sunny:

[Karma]

Ok ok... think I've found the perfect spot for a photo shoot... having a cruise around today and looks like it'll make a sweet pic.

Will take the camera out tomorrow and get some pics after I've cleaned the bike :D

[Zapf]

OK who has the pic of WT well all know the one, cant find it anywhere, so you see Sniper some times I cant find the pic

oh I lie!!!!


Nice boob jobs... glad I provided some good material

[Kyle]

Ok just to keep the thread bumped, heres a good one, you want lots of detail? here is lots of detail. posting here because im certain my bike isnt flash enough for the calender.

Warning before you click, its a big one! 3774x2507 pixels

[aff-man]

why don't you make a ferw collage's (sp)m Maybe like a stunting one or a member on if they have enough good pics or "blow by" one or whatever?

[mstriumph]

will it have boobies in it? only if YOU are posing sport! :innocent:

[mstriumph]

Yeah please guys... This thread needs to stay alive for quite a while so people can read about and make suggestions about the calendar, I dont want it full of rubbish which makes it loose its essence.

:Oi:

............ we've got FIVE kbers over here in perth i think ............ mebbe we should do a group shot huggin a black swan or a koala or sumthin?

.. or mebbe not ......... no - daft idea ..........what koala would pose with US?!

[Rashika]

............ we've got FIVE kbers over here in perth i think ............ mebbe we should do a group shot huggin a black swan or a koala or sumthin?

.. or mebbe not ......... no - daft idea ..........what koala would pose with US?!

those bloody kbers get around dont they? :shutup: :Punk:

[James Deuce]

............ we've got FIVE kbers over here in perth i think ............ mebbe we should do a group shot huggin a black swan or a koala or sumthin?

.. or mebbe not ......... no - daft idea ..........what koala would pose with US?!

Shoot the swan, take the picture (get someone to hold the head up) and have it for tea. It's only a stupid point of law that the Queen is the only person allowed to eat Swans in the Commonwealth anyway. Otherwise it would be just another bloody game bird.

[mstriumph]

oh yeah ----- a swan snuff piccy - that'll improve sales of the calendar how? :spudwhat:



hhhhmmmm......... *scuttles away to dig out recipes for swan* ........

[BigTex]

If anybody in the Tauranga area that wants some pics lemme know. I'm wantin to get out and shoot some more.

[Joni]

Just a quick update - we have received lots of pics for the calendar... some of them are great! Keep them coming guys and gals.... :yes:

I know its still early days, but get your orders in as well... so far I have received about half a dozen confirmed orders (thanks to the people involved). Remember that no matter how good the pictures submitted are, we cant go ahead with the calendar if we dont get a good amount of orders to justify it all. So pm me if you need banking details. :sunny:

:spudguita

[Waylander]

2 more weeks Joni and Me and DingDong will have a submission.

BTW you need to come to the pub!

[Dafe]

Any news on which pics have made it?

[Joni]

Nope Dafe... there cant be as the cut off date is only end of October. We will be giving everyone a fair chance to get their pics in, then and only then will selection be done.

:scooter:

[Isaac]

Not really calendar material but does feature a motorbike....and my dog Bruce wasn't too keen to stop for the photo...I think he got a bit of haylage in his undies...

[SwanTiger]

Not really calendar material but does feature a motorbike....and my dog Bruce wasn't too keen to stop for the photo...I think he got a bit of haylage in his undies...
Haha, shit that photo is brilliant, could you send me a copy of the original so I can blow it up and put it on a wall. More than happy to pay for it, that's classic.

[Biff]

I vote all winning entries involve topless women posed on the bikes..

I called for exactly that a while back on here. It went down like a fart in a space suit.

I was branded a sexist.

I was traumatised. I still haven't recovered.

[Scouse]

Bump just to keep the Thread going gotta love the photo of the Dog on the 4 wheeler but its not realy a Motorcycle I accept the Dogs a real Dog

[NighthawkNZ]

Suppose I better go wash the baby then.... hmmm my profile pic is a start...

[NighthawkNZ]

The only problem with trying to please everyone with a bit everything is the calendar can come across as a bit disjoint, or maybe a bit messy or without focus. It's better to stick to a theme. If Joni & krew want to make the 2007 theme 'sport & action', they should. Jim2 can just wait until 2009 for the 'rural NZ scenery' edition ('cos 2008 is going to be the 'boobies' edition!)

mmmm, boobies....



MMMMMMMM boobies i agree :baby: :cool: :hug:

[Waylander]

Me and DingDong should have our controbutions off to you soon Joni.

[Scouse]

I thought I distinctly hear Joni say "NO JAP CRUSERS" but I could be wrong

[Waylander]

I thought I distinctly hear Joni say "NO JAP CRUSERS" but I could be wrong
Not everyone has the same attitude as you mate. Some of us accept all bikers no matter what they ride.

[Zed]

I thought I distinctly hear Joni say "NO JAP CRUSERS" but I could be wrongYou hear what you wanna hear Steve!

[Joni]

Well you have just over a month to submit your pics...

There have been some great ones submitted :) Some good scenic bike shots for Jim2, good racing shots and a few stunt and off-road too... so a great variety which should make most people happy.

We now have a whopping 10 orders :cool: I know its not ideal ordering with no idea on what on the way... however once the cut off does happen I will post a few pics to show what you can expect. However I would hope its not just about what pictures are selected, it should also be about supporting KB and Spank too.... so get those order rolling in guy and gals.

[The_Dover]

You didn't mention the other market.

Boobies?

[Joni]

You didn't mention the other market.

Boobies?We cant publish "boobies" if no "boobie" pics are submitted!

Maybe you should Vix to drop her gear and get on the GSXR for a few piccies :whistle:

[The_Dover]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=753767&postcount=228

I'm shit with a camera though.

And the rest would probably get me arrested, again.

[Joni]

No boobies in that pic mate, boobies mean no clothes covering the upper region (.)(.) :p

Seriously tho, I reckon people should also trust me, Spank and the people involved that the calendar will be of a good quality again.

[vixter]

Can we take that as your offer to be the model for this particualr shot? :blip: Maybe in month ummm September? :wari:

:bleh:

ill get me tits out for ya calender i dont mind!!!!!

[R6_kid]

my best posing pic. hopefully some more offerings before the cutoff, but it's gonna be hard to get some good action pics before then.

[Joni]

Email it in high res to the provided addy R6 Kid

[Rashika]

my best posing pic. hopefully some more offerings before the cutoff, but it's gonna be hard to get some good action pics before then.

great pic
.......

[vixter]

Email it in high res to the provided addy R6 Kid

what bout my bike joni

[Joni]

Its a nice pic Vixter... so please email is to the provided email addy in high res.... thats where all the pics will be avaluated!

[Joni]

Alrighty then... Just over 2 weeks to go until the cut off date for pics to be submitted. So if you have not cleaned the bike and let it shine for the camera yet, you might have to get a move on...

Even more importantly - Get your orders in guys and gals, at this rate there will be no calendar at all :(

[emaN]

my best posing pic. hopefully some more offerings before the cutoff, but it's gonna be hard to get some good action pics before then.

great pic dude...just watch you don't cut the tyres or any other parts of the bike off, too.

[Waylander]

:whistle::2thumbsup
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=42804&d=1159439943

[sAsLEX]

:whistle::2thumbsup
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=42804&d=1159439943

You have made a Vmax look camp!

[Waylander]

BigTex took the pic and played around with photoshop. All I did was supply the bike. Gonna try doing a daytime shoot sometime soon and see what we can come up with.

[Big Dave]

Miss Joni said I had to submit some pics.

[sAsLEX]

Miss Joni said I had to submit some pics.

Yeah I think your only allowed one!

And the predator shoot is my vote!

[Big Dave]

and one more

[Waylander]

and one more
Pfft, over shadow me will you....

Just wait till we get some decent weather out this way again.:Pokey:

[sAsLEX]

and one more

IF I could give you rep it wouldnt be green!

[The_Dover]

they're all shit dave, there's not a suzuki in any of them.

[Joni]

there's not a suzuki in any of them.Thats actually a good thing because we have gixxer overload in the submissions...:cool:

[Big Dave]

they're all shit dave, there's not a suzuki in any of them.

When they make a nice bike I'll include one. ;-)

["D" FZ1]

Very cool pic of the FJR Dave.

[Paul in NZ]

Feck - I think we should just comission Dave to do all the shots

[Big Dave]

One for Dover.

(as featured in this months shoei helmet advert - he. he. he!)

[The_Dover]

settle petal, you'll get Maurice all worked up into a frenzy.

is that duct tape on the indicator?

[Big Dave]

settle petal, you'll get Maurice all worked up into a frenzy.

is that duct tape on the indicator?

nope - sticky.

[WRT]

nope - sticky.

Damn, did Maurice get THAT worked up over it already?

[Swoop]

they're all shit dave, there's not a suzuki in any of them.
Having a photo on the wall for a month, of a pile of parts that used to resemble a gixer... hmmmmm.:lol:

[sAsLEX]

One for Dover.

(as featured in this months shoei helmet advert - he. he. he!)

Saw that in the motrocycle trader! (it was the only motorcycle mag in the store and I needed something for the bus )

And thought it was yours!

[The_Dover]

Having a photo on the wall for a month, of a pile of parts that used to resemble a gixer... hmmmmm.:lol:

that's it swoop.

The kiwibiker we know and love reflected in print. A memory that will last a lifetime, even if the bike didn't

[aff-man]

any chance of a preview of chosen photo's before ordering?

[Joni]

As I said previously Jono... the cut of for pic submissions has not rolled on yet, so nothing as been selected yet, so there is nothing to preview... there will be a small window of opportunity for me to do that before we have to send it off to the printers.

I will see what I can do, however I will be honest and say I am very disappointed in the response... I would have hoped people would know the calendar would be of the same quality or even better after we take what we learned from last year on... and its about supporting KB and Spank too... its $15 after all, We are not asking people to invest in a new GSXR.

But hey if its a preview people need, I will see what I can do after the cut off date. :wari:

[Wellyman]

Have sent a pic of my 2 beasts (mini moto and CRF!)
WM

[dangerous]

any chance of a preview of chosen photo's before ordering?

mate, i know what ya mean by wanting a sneak look, its always nice to know if ya hard earned cash is worth it... BUT in this case I dont really cear if the calander is worth the money as far as the pics go... its worth twice the money just to belong to KB.
Joni, Ill be after a calander thanks :2thumbsup

[Jantar]

And 2 for me as well. :2thumbsup

[Joni]

The cut off for photo submissions is Sunday guys... so who ever wanted to submit something better get a move on...

Monday the fun part of choosing the best will start.

:2thumbsup

[MyGSXF]

Heya Joni..

I've just sent my pic through for ya.. hope it makes it in.... :2thumbsup

& I'll have a calendar too please!! gotta support KB aye!!!!!!

Cheers. Jen :scooter:

[Joni]

Well photo submissions have now closed - we will be going through them and selecting over the next few days! Watch this space! :2thumbsup

[emaN]

I'll have one

PM'ing you now..

[scumdog]

I'll take two - even if they have gingas on sprots bikes instead of tassled Hogly riders..

[Squeak the Rat]

I'll take a couple also.

I didn't realise you were taking orders - that part was accidentally picked up in the meaningless-dribble-filter. (other members obviously, not you Joni :whistle:)

PM screaming over via motorcade as we speak.

[GR81]

i'll take 1x thanks :Pokey:

[Joni]

Thanks for all the orders so far guys...

What I found quite strange is that 80% of the people ordering calendars are people who have posted very little or even none at all, however they are keen to support KB. At the risk of being rude, the "big mouths" are the people I have heard nothing from.

Anyway - latest news, if everyone pays that has requested banking details we will have just over 35 orders, we need 100 to make this a viable project...so come on guys, I know some of you are waiting for preview picks and I will get those up as soon as possible, but if anyone has been thinking or ordering one, pop me a pm for the details.

:sunny:

[Maha]

I want I want I want, pm on the way Joni....:done:

[Daffyd]

Hi, Would like a KB calendar, (after just getting this year's one)

[Waylander]

Working on it Joni but for some reason evbery time I get paid the money just flies out of my bank account. Could have something to do with the local pub night being on payday....

[Dadpole]

Put me down for one.




even if they have gingas on sprots bikes instead of tassled Hogly riders..

So get a felt-tip and tassle them yourself

[Joni]

Well guys tomorrow I'm off to Greymouth for the street race on Sunday, I hope when I get back I am inundated with orders/bank account queries in my pm inbox. :sunny:

FYI - We have payment for about 35 and promises of a few more still too come... so keep the orders coming.:yes:

Special mention: Thanks to Frosty and Sillywilly for their generous orders. Much appreciated guys. :clap:

:spudguita :spudbooge

[Indiana_Jones]

Ok, I'll try and get my payment in tomorrow or failing that Tuesday.

:)

-Indy

[Virago]

Thanks for all the orders so far guys...

What I found quite strange is that 80% of the people ordering calendars are people who have posted very little or even none at all, however they are keen to support KB. At the risk of being rude, the "big mouths" are the people I have heard nothing from.........I know some of you are waiting for preview picks and I will get those up as soon as possible.......

Hmmmm, how many that submitted pictures are waiting to see if they are in it before ordering???????

Put your egos away guys, and get your orders in - this is a site fund-raiser after all.....!

I reckon that putting up preview pics will be a mistake Joni.

[Joni]

I reckon that putting up preview pics will be a mistake Joni.So do I - its breaks the surprise of whos made it and whos did not - but hey if thats what it takes to get these buggers to order, then I suppose I will have to.

We need 100 orders guys, and right now we are not even close... please dont let all this work and effort be for nothing. :mellow:

[Blackbird]

Hmmmm, how many that submitted pictures are waiting to see if they are in it before ordering???????

Put your egos away guys, and get your orders in - this is a site fund-raiser after all.....!

I reckon that putting up preview pics will be a mistake Joni.


I agree - let it be a surprise.:Punk:

[Joni]

Yeah blackbird I like your attitude...

You know some people pm'd me and said they will only order a calendar if their pic makes it - huh... then dont bother.

Hopefully oneday people will be as keen to give back to KB as much as they take.

[Virago]

.......You know some people pm'd me and said they will only order a calendar if their pic makes it - huh... then dont bother......

Unbelievable!!!!!:gob:

Joni will of course be too discreet to "name and shame"............:shutup:

Come on guys, I can't believe ANYONE here would be so egotistical!

I don't care who's in the calendar. I don't care what bikes are in it. Bikes is bikes.....

This is a fund-raiser. Give a little back to the site!:yes:

[SpeedyGirl]

Hey Chick

I'll take one, let me know your bank details :Punk: Last years was great!!

[Highlander]

Best way to see the photos that make it is ORDER A COUPLE

[babyB]

Best way to see the photos that make it is ORDER A COUPLE
what he said
come on guys
im sure Joni has put alot of time into this, big :2thumbsup .
as Virago said This is a fund-raiser. Give a little back to the site!:yes:

last yrs was good & im lookin forward to this yrs...so make it happen

[Joni]

I'll just sling spank me $20 next time I see him. Don't want a calendar.Thanks Dave... that was great help :confused:

[Big Dave]

Thanks Dave... that was great help :confused:

Sorry, too early for thinking - deleted bad post - I get a squillion calendars - I'd rather just make a donation is what I meant. No costs then.

[Big Dave]

Tell ya what I'll do - David Cohen Design will sponsor $100 worth of the print costs then. PM when you want it and i'll send a cheque.

[Joni]

thanks hun :hug:

[DMNTD]

I'll take one, let me know your bank details...
....indeed

[adiddy]

i want on eplease - bank details?

[Joni]

I've been staring at photos for more than 2 hours... my eyes feel like they gonna fall out my head :cry: :cry:

[Jantar]

I've been staring at photos for more than 2 hours... my eyes feel like they gonna fall out my head :cry: :cry:

Well make it easier for yourself. You're from canterbury, so just eliminate any bikes that aren't red or black. :whistle:

[Nicksta]

PM sent... looking forward to putting it on my wall....
great job Joni

[Nicksta]

Well make it easier for yourself. You're from canterbury, so just eliminate any bikes that aren't red or black. :whistle:
oh, is my new baby too late?? ;)

[NUTBAR]

Im Keen for one can you please pm me details, bank acc etc
thanks:yes:

[Joni]

Ok guys on a serious note... I have a lot on my plate right now... Im spending was too much of my home/family time on getting this thing done... I am not prepared to spend time trying to allocate payments with no reference numbers... when I send the banking details I specifically ask for you to give your user name as a reference...

At the risk of being a bitch, no reference, I take it as a donation and not an order.

[adiddy]

Ok guys on a serious note... I have a lot on my plate right now... Im spending was too much of my home/family time on getting this thing done... I am not prepared to spend time trying to allocate payments with no reference numbers... when I send the banking details I specifically ask for you to give your user name as a reference...

At the risk of being a bitch, no reference, I take it as a donation and not an order.

sorry JONI i put myne as the payee name was unable to add a reference

[limbimtimwim]

Is it too late to submit a naked picture?

It is that sort of calendar right?

[Joni]

I just did another recon on the calendar account:

61 paid for calendars :woohoo:

Come on guys we are 39 shorts of the target...

:sunny:

[M1CRO]

Just sent a PM as well :)

[Indiana_Jones]

Made my payment Joni, looknig forward to the calendar :)

-Indy

[Joni]

Coolio Indy, we are up to 71 paid for calendars now...

We getting there slowly, slowly...:yes:

[aff-man]

how much is it again?? Sorry for being dumb. might get me one

[Joni]

how much is it again??:lol: did you ever think of looking at the first post where all the details are?? :sunny:

$15 mate...

We have short listed the pics and are currently deciding on the final choices... there are some stunners!! I certainly have my favourites thats for sure...

[Indiana_Jones]

Be sure to show us all Joni when you've chosen :D

-Indy

[SpankMe]

Be sure to show us all Joni when you've chosen :D

-Indy

If ya wonna see the pics, buy a calendar.

[Indiana_Jones]

I have already lol

-Indy

[Joni]

74... :thud:

[adiddy]

come on guys ....
this is like the only time when we ask for your $$$$ and your getting something back for it, so we arent exactly taking it off you are we?


why dont the people who organise thursday night rides around the country say this weeks one will cost them 20$ and they get a free drink with that and a calender!?!?

[scumdog]

So do I - its breaks the surprise of whos made it and whos did not - but hey if thats what it takes to get these buggers to order, then I suppose I will have to.

We need 100 orders guys, and right now we are not even close... please dont let all this work and effort be for nothing. :mellow:

Joni, just the kick in the pants I needed,:dodge:

Last week we (I?) lost a lot of stored info and e-mails etc, including the one from you re account number, could you PM me again with details and I'll forward the calender money tomorrow (day off).

[Kendog]

74... :thud:

Come on people. There are 112 registered members on right now, getting to 100 orders should be easy.

[Joni]

79....:wait:

[Fishy]

79....:wait:

Make that 80 Joni, I'll take one.

PM you now.

[Indiana_Jones]

Getting there...

-Indy

[Sniper]

I sent a PM, but no reply, might be an influx of PMs :). Could someone send me the account number and I'll take a couple.

Cheers

[Drum]

+1. PM sent.

Must be getting close now.

[Joni]

Ta Drum.... :sunny:

We are up to 81 now.

Just to let everyone know, 100 is the minimum point... if we get to 150+ things would be much better... but at this stage I cant believe how we are struggling to get to 100. Quite disheartening actually.

[Drum]

Come on people - its not even a tank of gas for most of you!

[Joni]

Ok guys - the deadline for moneys to be paid for the calendar is 15 November... so we have 2 weeks... :mellow:

I look forward to the mass of pm's coming my way :innocent:

[yungatart]

If it is only half as good as 2006 calendar, it will be awesome!
Come on folks, its $15 - makes a bloody cheap Christmas present for someone

[98tls]

will take a couple...pm sent

[Boulevard 109 rider]

Where can I preview the calender?

[2929]

hi,
i would like to have 4 07' calendars. who must i contact for payment, delivery adress etc.?

thanks

peter
baden / switzerland

[Joni]

Are we there yet?No.... and not an aditional cent in the account this morning :cry:

However thanks Spank :hug: if the people who have responded to the email you sent out order as promised, things will be ok...

Come on guys, lets do this :Punk:

[Ghost Lemur]

Yeah thanks for the reminder SpankMe.

I'm in for one Joni. Will PM you now.

[ManDownUnder]

Where can I preview the calender?

You can't but you're welcome to preview this years ('06).

Where are you? I'll see what I can arrange.

[Phurrball]

Love the '06 one...so count me in :yes:

Peeemming now...

[MattRSK]

Awesome, just paid for my one. Whats the total now??

[Joni]

Whats the total now??Lets wait till Monday and hopefully its a pleasant surprise :sunny:

[TerminalAddict]

+2 for me ;)

[Waylander]

Lets wait till Monday and hopefully its a pleasant surprise :sunny:
I'm worrking on it!! I now have two jobs and not a day off in site till the 23rd.

[onearmedbandit]

Just paid for mine.

[Joni]

98.... :eek5:

[Sniper]

Just paid for mine

[Ghost Lemur]

Looks like we're going to make it. :Punk:

Thanks for all the hardwork Joni.

[Joni]

114....:)

Come on guys - tomorrow leaves us with a weak for the money to be paid in - lets make it at least 150. :sunny:

[boomer]

paid, cant wait to get my pink 'thing' in the post :whistle: