Bad News Boys...

[SARGE]

as of Saturday 5 August at 2 pm, i will no longer be affilliated with Coleman's Suzuki due to other opportunities arising outside of the Motorcycle industry. i am still going to be posting on here and available for advice if needed.. please feel free to pick my brain when you need to..if you need a killer deal.. be here before closing time Saturday

Coleman's and i are parting on friendly terms, just some opportunities have come up that i cannot pass up...

cant tell you much more than that at this time unfortunatly until all the papers have been signed, suffice it to say that it is too good a deal to miss in an industry that i have spent most of my adult life in and am extremely happy with.

special thanks to my bro Mark, thanks for the opportunity babe..good luck with the bambino .. ( hope it looks like your Mrs though you horseface douchebag...)


thanks for all the great times..:bye:

[Sniper]

Good luck mate. Never saw you at Colemans, but shouldnt be too long before Im in your neck of the woods.

[SARGE]

Good luck mate. Never saw you at Colemans, but shouldnt be too long before Im in your neck of the woods.


your shout?

[Sniper]

your shout?

Wont confirm that. Have half of KB coming if I say yes..

[skelstar]

Woo hoo!!! Sniper's shout!!!

Havent met you yet but good luck with your mysterious venture Sarge.

[The_Dover]

he's going into Lebanon as a mercenary.....

[Fishy]

So who's gonna clean the bikes now when I return them after my test rides?

[kickingzebra]

With the population swelling past 4 million, National have hired a non work force elimination specialist.

Good luck!!

[SARGE]

he's going into Lebanon as a mercenary.....


damn.. busted..

but i'm going in as a free-agent..sorry street gerbil ..

[Fatjim]

Hope it goes well mate. Remember to duck at the right times.

[Lou Girardin]

Good on you sarge. Or is it Lieutenant now?

[sAsLEX]

Hope it goes well mate. Remember to duck at the right times.

And sleep with one eye open!



sorry couldnt help myself! Good luck with the new venture

[bungbung]

"Goooood Mooooorning Beeeeiruuuuuut!"

[Macktheknife]

Congrats on the new job Sarge, whatever it is. Hope you enjoy it. Remember the rest of us while you are off making squillions in hicksville or wherever.

[inlinefour]

as of Saturday 5 August at 2 pm, i will no longer be affilliated with Coleman's Suzuki due to other opportunities arising outside of the Motorcycle industry. i am still going to be posting on here and available for advice if needed.. please feel free to pick my brain when you need to..if you need a killer deal.. be here before closing time Saturday

Coleman's and i are parting on friendly terms, just some opportunities have come up that i cannot pass up...

cant tell you much more than that at this time unfortunatly until all the papers have been signed, suffice it to say that it is too good a deal to miss in an industry that i have spent most of my adult life in and am extremely happy with.

special thanks to my bro Mark, thanks for the opportunity babe..good luck with the bambino .. ( hope it looks like your Mrs though you horseface douchebag...)


thanks for all the great times..:bye:


You never know where life will take you. Had someone told me 15 years ago I was going to be a nurse, I probably would have punched them for it. Good luck with your endevours and make sure you keep riding. :scooter:

[Postie]

[QUOTE=SARGE]suffice it to say that it is too good a deal to miss in an industry that i have spent most of my adult life in and am extremely happy with.
QUOTE]

found some more bitches to pimp out now Sarge?
Dover has his arse on the line, may be you could sign him up.

[Sniper]

damn.. busted..

but i'm going in as a free-agent..sorry street gerbil ..

Need a spotter? I need to go somewhere to clear my head.

[Postie]

oh yeah, we'll be in to see ya for a beer at the end of closing on Saturday mate

[WRT]

Havent met ya yet Sarge, but from what I've heard you've got the face for radio! Good luck with the new venture, we should be hearing from you soon?

[Lou Girardin]

What was the bad news again?

[Matt Bleck]

Good luck Sarge

[SARGE]

Havent met ya yet Sarge, but from what I've heard you've got the face for radio! Good luck with the new venture, we should be hearing from you soon?


its not an on-air position..but if you watch SkyTV, you would have already heard my


"book NOW!"'s

[The Stranger]

So you going to miss out on the old folk ass across the road now?

[SARGE]

So you going to miss out on the old folk ass across the road now?


Dover is all over the Old Folks Ass

[Phurrball]

Sarge - We'll miss your charm...

You won't get to sell me my first big bike now:oi-grr: ...but Coleman's still might :)

Good luck in all your new ventures - see if I can catchya before you head off into the sunset.

Ross and Ingrid

[Paul in NZ]

Good luck Sarge and gods speed...

Always a welcome at our door (unless you are being chased by loonies with guns in which case go round the back way eh?). Try to be a good bastard eh? It's not always easy in some places but we all know you are a good guy and we have enjoyed your posts.

For your travels and adventures - I have some sage advice for you!

"Register at a hotel under a pseudonym, and then rent two convertibles - a Porsche and a green Cadillac - so you can switch cars when things start to go bad. Be sure to launch one of these cars off a steep hill."

"Stay naked as much as possible, but do not impose your orgiastic will on others. Don't have sex in the lobby - it's usually awkward."

(Hunter S. Thompson, advice on 'adventure' in Men's Journal)

Paul N

[crashe]

Sarge - All the very best for the future mate.:first:
What ever you do, you will make a success of it....:first:

Now where can I go to get those FREE lollies?
You never made me a cuppa but no worries mate...
I have enjoyed our chats that we have had leaning over all the bikes and you trying to sell me one... and finally realising just how blardy short I am...
:whistle:.



PS: Where the hell are those risers you were looking for me...?

[SARGE]

god.. i take back all the nasty shit i've said about all you bastards

still lookin fot the risers Crashe

[oldrider]

I take it you will still be in Auckland so I will look you up if I ever get up there again, good luck and keep up the PC image. :blip: Cheers John.

[SwanTiger]

Good luck with your ventures SARGE, so is your old job available? :nya:

[Brett]

crap that doesn't leave me long to line up the gsxr600 or the zx6r you have there...and i aint got the stones to rub together for one yet...

[Maha]

[QUOTE=SARGE] please feel free to pick my brain when you need to..


OK.....how many jellybeans can i hold in my mouth at once?......:whistle:

On a more serious note.....good luck SARGE whatever you are up too..:niceone:

[SlowHand]

found some more bitches to pimp out now Sarge?
Dover has his arse on the line, may be you could sign him up.


Anal assasin?

[Colapop]

You'd be forgiven for thinking that you're dying or summat!! Jesus, you're not leaving KB - just Colemans.... No doubt there's been alot of people have had some good dealings with you at Colemans (unfortunately not me). Enjoy your new endevours and we'll see you in your new incarnation...

[SARGE]

You'd be forgiven for thinking that you're dying or summat!! Jesus, you're not leaving KB - just Colemans.... No doubt there's been alot of people have had some good dealings with you at Colemans (unfortunately not me). Enjoy your new endevours and we'll see you in your new incarnation...


i'll still be the grumpy old bastard you see before you, HOWEVER.. i will no longer be using KB as a sales tool so i guess the leash is off because my livelyhood wont rely on making bike sales ..i no longer have to be PC!!!

:innocent: :whistle:

a positive point is that i'll actually have time to get out on the weekends for a ride

[The_Dover]

a positive point is that i'll actually have time to get out on the weekends for a ride

nah, you'll still find some excuse to hide the fact you're a nana and not drink piss with the boys.

[Colapop]

i'll still be the grumpy old bastard you see before you, HOWEVER.. i will no longer be using KB as a sales tool so i guess the leash is off because my livelyhood wont rely on making bike sales ..i no longer have to be PC!!!

:innocent: :whistle:

a positive point is that i'll actually have time to get out on the weekends for a ride
You started being PC??!!??

[SARGE]

nah, you'll still find some excuse to hide the fact you're a nana and not drink piss with the boys.


well.. the new engine bits are in...just need to run it in a few km's and i doubt theres any possible way the old Fat Jelly will allow me to be a nana

as far as drinkin piss with the boys ..i still only drink with people i like douchebag..

[Edbear]

.i no longer have to be PC!!!



YOU were PC? :gob:

Ah well, they do say a change is as good as a holiday - (Still tryin' ter figure that one out!)

Now we wait to see what sorta "other stuff" you'll be postin' about...:wait:

[SARGE]

You started being PC??!!??


man.. you havent seen the depths of my depravity.. wait till i dont have to worry about pissing anyone off..

[The_Dover]

well.. the new engine bits are in...just need to run it in a few km's and i doubt theres any possible way the old Fat Jelly will allow me to be a nana

as far as drinkin piss with the boys ..i still only drink with people i like douchebag..

bwahahaha new engine bits? does your bike still sound like a flatulant old man?

or was that you?

[SARGE]

bwahahaha new engine bits? does your bike still sound like a flatulant old man?

or was that you?


only if the flatulant old man sounds like a stroked, cammed, big bore hi comp 4 cyl....hehehe

probably gonna suck in traffic but i should be able to lay down some sub 10.5 second runs

[DemonWolf]

Good luck on the new ventures SARGE. Keen to see what the 'un PC' SARGE comments will be like ;-)

[SARGE]

Good luck on the new ventures SARGE. Keen to see what the 'un PC' SARGE comments will be like ;-)


yea .. should be interesting to say the least..


are you Jewish?

[Street Gerbil]

Good luck Sarge!
Keep us posted about your progress.

[paturoa]

well.. the new engine bits are in...just need to run it in a few km's ....

Since when do 3rd gear wheelies count as running in?

[Maha]

SARGE??.... true or false?... you are 'not' the only one leaving Colemans?...:wait:

[WINJA]

he's going into Lebanon as a mercenary.....
DONT BE A COCK , HES GETTING A JOB TESTING 3D GLASSES AND PROOF READING 3D MAGAZINES

[SARGE]

SARGE??.... true or false?... you are 'not' the only one leaving Colemans?...:wait:


not aware of anyone else dude.. even if i was you know i couldnt answer on a public forumn

[DemonWolf]

yea .. should be interesting to say the least..


are you Jewish?

Nah mate... not that I'm adware of :innocent:

[Swoop]

I heard a whisper that Cyclespot wanted to get some talented staff...:whistle:
Oh well, Colemans loss then.

Have a beer on me, and all the best for the future Sarge!:drinkup:

[Mr Skid]

an industry that i have spent most of my adult life in and am extremely happy withI'm picking Blackwater USA or Meteoric Tactical Solutions :wait:

[SARGE]

I heard a whisper that Cyclespot wanted to get some talented staff...:whistle:
Oh well, Colemans loss then.

Have a beer on me, and all the best for the future Sarge!:drinkup:


nope .. out of the M/C industry totally.. back into Advertising and Marketing ( 99% sure its in broadcasting.. just got to haggle on who wants me more now ..got 3 offers ..

funny thing s the one i want most pays the last and the highest paying one is the one im least fussed over



I'm picking Blackwater USA or Meteoric Tactical Solutions :wait:


god .. if only.. i tried but they said i was a little too unbalanced and TOO eager to start blowing shit up..

probably wasnt a great idea to kick the office door open and lob a grenade in before the interview..


guys. .i REALLY appriciate all the good wishes and thank you to those i have met.. BIG thank you to all my clients .. glad to have done business with ya

especially big thank you to all you non-riding Gixxer owners.. you can stop crashing now ..

[sels1]

Now who will I visit on my random trips to Auckland......
(other than Lou)
All the best on the new venture Sarge

[SARGE]

DONT BE A COCK , HES GETTING A JOB TESTING 3D GLASSES AND PROOF READING 3D MAGAZINES


thats right .. pick on the crippled kid..

bastard..

[tomthepohm]

Dude, send me the paper work before you leave....
Cheers

[ManDownUnder]

...back into Advertising and Marketing ( 99% sure its in broadcasting.. just got to haggle on who wants me more now ..got 3 offers ..

Go for Gold mate - and I'll keep an eye on QPR for ya... hell I might even invite you from time to time.

Welcome to back to the dark side too. The money's good and the people are friendly (false... and bitch behind your back... but friendly)

[The_Dover]

Doesn't midget porn usually involve little men with big cocks, not big men with little cocks?

[insane1]

Good luck Sarge!
Keep us posted about your progress.
well this is your last day have a few cold ones for me keep in touch

[SARGE]

well this is your last day have a few cold ones for me keep in touch


well gang.. the time has come .. i'm logging off from the Sales desk for the last time in a while.. thanks for the business.. thanks for the good times .. i'll see you on the road sometime..



SARGE

[inlinefour]

well gang.. the time has come .. i'm logging off from the Sales desk for the last time in a while.. thanks for the business.. thanks for the good times .. i'll see you on the road sometime..



SARGE


First 6, then sniper, now sarge? Whats this placecoming to?:bye:

[Ozzie]

are you actually there till 2 Sarge?

[SARGE]

are you actually there till 2 Sarge?


or so...........

[SARGE]

First 6, then sniper, now sarge? Whats this placecoming to?:bye:


not leaving kb..

[crashe]

Sarge - Sorry I cant make it in there today.... My apologies mate.
Catch up soon for a chat.

[dawnrazor]

man.. you havent seen the depths of my depravity.. wait till i dont have to worry about pissing anyone off..

I've got a very disturbing mental image and its not going away, good luck in the new stuff.

[Patch]

Well Coleman's 'ave finally come to their senses A? :nya:

I ain't gonna go all goo goo, cause you ain't leavin' this planet yet but I can at least rest assure my children, they ain't gonna be seeing your ugly mug on-air.

Glad to hear the ole girl has her new heart, might give ya a chance at keepin' up :scooter:


..got 3 offers ..

Cheap, Cheaper and FUCK OFF I ain't that cheap - you muther fukin muslim lovin dovering biarch

Pity I can't pop in this arvo, but pm me and I'll drop that box off that I owe ya.

Until we meet again (prob not that long from now) Take Care ole boy and thanks for all you've done for me.

:drinknsin :drinknsin


Ps. Shouldn't this be in Jokes 'n' Humour

I no longer have to be PC!!!

[Swoop]

Shouldn't this be in Jokes 'n' Humour
Nope, more like "quote of the year"...:gob:

[SARGE]

well... i'm home now.. end of an era i guess.. thanks to everyone who stopped in and gave me the good vibes today .. all of you who couldnt make it, i understand with the weather being shit today..thanks for the firm handshakes and arm punches..

oh,, and Patch.. i'll have to take a miss on the blowjob man but i really appriciate the offer..

oh... and by the way.. if anyone on here is a business owner or in charge of the advertising budget.. pm me for some radio airtime in a few weeks and i'll give you the same level of service that i am known for in the showrooms

[Patch]

Ohh c'mon man :shake: always wondered what it would be like to suck a couple 'o' small shrivelled peas :finger:







:stoogie:

[socialites]

Sarge??...at Colemans????...when?.....whateva.....So..you the new guy..and whats your name...?...pleased to meet you indeed....

[socialites]

Sarge??...at Colemans????...when?.....whateva.....So..you the new guy..and whats your name...?...pleased to meet you indeed....

[Grizz]

It was nice to see you today, good luck mate in your new venture. It sounds perfect for you and I wish you well.

Also thanks for your help with the bikes that I bought from you.

I will drop you a line when I get to Brissie to let you know how we get on.

[SARGE]

It was nice to see you today, good luck mate in your new venture. It sounds perfect for you and I wish you well.

Also thanks for your help with the bikes that I bought from you.

I will drop you a line when I get to Brissie to let you know how we get on.


anytime at all bro.. glad i could help you get on a few cool bikes .. good luck in Briz-Vegas

[SARGE]

Sarge??...at Colemans????...when?.....whateva.....So..you the new guy..and whats your name...?...pleased to meet you indeed....


yea .. i was at colemans for over a year .. i was the one who looked like a tall Tom Cruise..after a 3 week drinking binge

[Ozzie]

Really, not what i would have said after meeting you today.

Tom's short, dark, and a git....oh....and I forgot looney!

Your just.....well, we didn't talk long, so I'll wait to make judgement :shutup:

[SARGE]

Really, not what i would have said after meeting you today.

Tom's short, dark, and a git....oh....and I forgot looney!

Your just.....well, we didn't talk long, so I'll wait to make judgement :shutup:


(you didnt read the AFTER A 3 WEEK DRINKING BINGE part did you?)

[Ozzie]

(you didnt read the AFTER A 3 WEEK DRINKING BINGE part did you?)

yeah, but I'd didn't think you looked like a shriveled prune, or that you stunk either.

[Marknz]

I'm picking Blackwater USA or Meteoric Tactical Solutions :wait:

Nah, he's too smart to get back into that shite

[The_Dover]

Nah, he's to smart to get back into that shite

fuck me, I just spat my curry on my keyboard.

sarge and smart? that's like saying Dover and sober in the same sentence

[SARGE]

Nah, he's too smart to get back into that shite


me v. hezbollah?...

bring it on bro..an eye for an eye as they say

[SARGE]

fuck me, I just spat my curry on my keyboard.

sarge and smart? that's like saying Dover and sober in the same sentence


keep running your suck ben.. i keep picturing you with a tea towel on your dome

[scumdog]

Ya got to move on sometimes.... I use to be a freezing worker once and then slid down into this job.
Good luck SARGE!!

Keep yer powder dry.:rockon:

[SARGE]

Ya got to move on soemtimes.... I use to be a freezing worker once and then slid down into this job.
Good luck SARGE!!

Keep yer powder dry.:rockon:


thanks bro.. least i have time to ride now .. takin 3 weeks gardening leave before i make up my mind

[Patch]

takin 3 weeks gardening leave

is this to bury all the homo's that have annoyed you recently


sarge and smart? that's like saying Dover loves homos in the same sentence

[Finn]

Ya got to move on sometimes.... I use to be a freezing worker once and then slid down into this job.

Does this make you a cannibal? :blip:

[scumdog]

Does this make you a cannibal? :blip:

Nah but I'm sure a lot of present clients are related to my previous 'clients' judging by their similar thought process.

[SARGE]

Since when do 3rd gear wheelies count as running in?


mate .. break em in like you're gonna ride em..

[aff-man]

who am I gonna give shit to now??

Oh well good luck in the new venture.

[Big Dave]

. Had someone told me 15 years ago I was going to be a nurse, I probably would have punched them for it.


Nothing like creating work for yourself.

[Big Dave]

I think it's rather ironic that you are becoming the 'voice' of NZ.
It's only on here that people can understand you! - well - understand the words - if not the sentiment.

studio time soon.

[SARGE]

I think it's rather ironic that you are becoming the 'voice' of NZ.
It's only on here that people can understand you! - well - understand the words - if not the sentiment.

studio time soon.


yea .. thats why im not going on-air bro..imagine me letting loose with a rant on the mic..

its happened back in the States one too many times .. i led my last station in FCC fines for 2 years running..

studio 54 Dave?

[inlinefour]

Nothing like creating work for yourself.

nah, Im working in mental health. Although I hear some pretty good verbal abuse at work... :innocent:


I think it's rather ironic that you are becoming the 'voice' of NZ.
It's only on here that people can understand you! - well - understand the words - if not the sentiment.

studio time soon.

if anyone is hearing a voice(s) there are some really good medications available that can help :nya:

[Big Dave]

studio 54 Dave?


Yeah - I would have liked to have gone there.

[SARGE]

Yeah - I would have liked to have gone there.


bling for the Deb Harry..

[Brian d marge]

Man I wanted to go there when I was a kid ..Still do ..... The other one was wendy o of the plasmatics ......mmmm milky milky

I am still available ...( though Debby is looking a bit worn of late ...saw here in a session on AOL live ,,)

Stephen