2006 Race to the Pie

[Fatjim]

After years of successful events called "race to the sky" I think it's time we have the Welly equivilent.

I propose we stage the following event

"The 2006 Rimutuka race to the pie"


Each contestant will be given 10 minutes to ascend to the Rimutaka cafe from the Upper Hutt side bridge and eat as many pies as they can within the time remaining.

The winner will be the contestant that consumes the most pies before the 10 minutes is up. Each contestant will be able to nominate their prefered flavour, but each pie must comply to NZ standard in terms of size and weight/

A $10 entry fee should cover expenses.

Date as yet not set but would need to be before it gets too warm.

[Kendog]

No point me entering, it'll take me 10mins to get there!:scooter: :crybaby:
Mrs KD.

[Skunk]

Don't think I can get there in 10 mins from here. I'll give it a try...

[skelstar]

I dont think $10 is going to cover the expense of all your pies buddy.

[Str8 Jacket]

I dont think $10 is going to cover the expense of all your pies buddy.

ONE pie is practically $5 these day's! :gob:

[Colapop]

So what you're saying is that given you'll never be the fastest to the top - you've geared it so you can win this by gorging yourself on pies?

[Str8 Jacket]

So what you're saying is that given you'll never be the fastest to the top - you've geared it so you can win this by gorging yourself on pies?

Thats what he *thinks* I reckon that they'd be a few people who could give him a run for his money, so to speak... :blip:

[skelstar]

How about you allow pie eating on the way to the summit also? Like a cross-training type of thing.

[Str8 Jacket]

Its a shame that drink driving/riding is illegal. I'd have more chance if it was a beer drinking race..

[Freakshow]

I think it has great potential but needs to be more about the pies! So make it 15 minutes. Then a race down with a gut full of pies!

[Str8 Jacket]

Buggar to all of you. All this talk of pies has made me crave one, gonna have to get one for lunch now. So much for the healthy eating diet I was trying to stick too! :(

[Sparky Bills]

Oh dear...
I think we have hit a brand new low:innocent:

[Colapop]

Of course racing on public roads without prior approval etc is illegal so this would be a hypothetical race, wouldn't it?

[Paul in NZ]

Oh dear...
I think we have hit a brand new low:innocent:

I agree, staging a 'Race to the Pies' on the Rimutaka Hill road is TOTALLY inappropriate and you lot should be deeply ashamed of yourselves..

It should obviously happen on the PIEkakareki Hill road...

[Paul in NZ]

Of course racing on public roads without prior approval etc is illegal so this would be a hypothetical race, wouldn't it?

Hmm - do it in the nude during a southerly and it could be a hypothemical race...

[Freakshow]

More importantly what brand of pies are we going to use??

[Colapop]

Ummm... hair pies...?

[Wasp]

Race to the Pie in the Sky

[Str8 Jacket]

Race to the Pie in the Sky

Oh, so we can all get high then! Goodie :)

[ajturbo]

Its a shame that drink driving/riding is illegal. I'd have more chance if it was a beer drinking race..

NOW your talking....:second:
how about we just turn up at your place after a ride,,, THEN just have the race you discribed,....:first: :first: :first:

[Korea]

Oh, so we can all get high then! Goodie :)
No, no, no... you need to smoke a few blunts first. Appetizer and all that.
Watch those pies vanish when the munchies kick in~ :yes:

[cowpoos]

After years of successful events called "race to the sky" I think it's time we have the Welly equivilent.

I propose we stage the following event

"The 2006 Rimutuka race to the pie"


Each contestant will be given 10 minutes to ascend to the Rimutaka cafe from the Upper Hutt side bridge and eat as many pies as they can within the time remaining.

The winner will be the contestant that consumes the most pies before the 10 minutes is up. Each contestant will be able to nominate their prefered flavour, but each pie must comply to NZ standard in terms of size and weight/

A $10 entry fee should cover expenses.

Date as yet not set but would need to be before it gets too warm.
what will the prize money be when I win?

[Mental Trousers]

Jims just scamming a feed. He's gonna take your money, buy the pies then eat them and scarper before you lot get half way up the hill.:nono:

[Wasp]

I'd pay $10 to see that M-T - only if everyone else chips in too and only if Jim eats ALL the pies we buy him before going down the hill.

[sugilite]

what will the prize money be when I win?

What say I feel hungry for a pie? :first:

[Str8 Jacket]

Maybe we could all just put in some $$ and buy shit loads of pies and then we could all hide in the bushes wait for the grumpy blue 636 rider to come up the hill.... Then the person that hits him with the most pies wins, the prize will be had when we see the look on his face! AND we can eat the ones we dont get to throw at him.


BTW, this is a pisstake incase anyone thinks im being serious!

[Colapop]

OOooo Str8 wants to throw pies!!

[sugilite]

Oh, I like your stle Str8!!! :first:
I tell you what, since I'm flavour of the month with him, I'll even lead him up the hill, you see the older your bike is, the less permission you have to clean his clock. You could get extra points for getting a "pie in one" in his loud yelling mouth that way! :woohoo:

[Str8 Jacket]

Oh, I like your stle Str8!!! :first:
I tell you what, since I'm flavour of the month with him, I'll even lead him up the hill, you see the older your bike is, the less permission you have to clean his clock. You could get extra points for getting a "pie in one" in his loud yelling mouth that way! :woohoo:

hehehehe. That woud be soo satisfying! :blip:

[cowpoos]

What say I feel hungry for a pie? :first:
I cheat [ not as bad as mikey mind ]