sugilite
7th August 2006, 23:35
A DR visits a mental asylum and gets given a tour of the place.
He visits one woman and she is making these swimming motions, The DR asks what she is doing, and she replies "I'm learning to be a great swimmer and when I leave here I'm going to win gold at the Olympics!" The DR was well impressed with her attitude and told her so.
In the next room the DR observes a man waving his arms around. The DR goes in and asks him what he is doing? The man replies "I'm training to become a conductor and when I get out I'm going to lead some of the greatest orchestras in the world!"
Again, The Dr is impressed and relays this to the patient.
Finally the DR comes to the last room in the hallway. He observes a man inside having sex with a jar of peanut butter. The Dr goes in and asks him what he is doing to which the man replys "I'm fucking nuts and I'm never getting out of here!"
He visits one woman and she is making these swimming motions, The DR asks what she is doing, and she replies "I'm learning to be a great swimmer and when I leave here I'm going to win gold at the Olympics!" The DR was well impressed with her attitude and told her so.
In the next room the DR observes a man waving his arms around. The DR goes in and asks him what he is doing? The man replies "I'm training to become a conductor and when I get out I'm going to lead some of the greatest orchestras in the world!"
Again, The Dr is impressed and relays this to the patient.
Finally the DR comes to the last room in the hallway. He observes a man inside having sex with a jar of peanut butter. The Dr goes in and asks him what he is doing to which the man replys "I'm fucking nuts and I'm never getting out of here!"