Sex or bikes?

[jrandom]

A recent comment of Quasievil's put me in mind of this.

After a brief consideration I realised that it is, indeed, quite a profound question, less easy to answer than one would initially suspect, and therefore deserving of a poll.

Respond away, people.

[RiderInBlack]

Sorry girls, but my big girl is far more realible and she loves it when I ride her hard:msn-wink: :2thumbsup

[vifferman]

No, I'm not. I can have both. My wife says so. :finger:

[Ghost Lemur]

There needs to be another option.

I've definitely been bitten by the two wheel bug. But sex is well SEX.

So I get both. what can I say LIFE IS GRAND.

Although I must admit I've not combined the two. One for the to-do list I feel.

:lol:

[Deano]

No, I'm not. I can have both. My wife says so. :finger:

At the same time ?

I heard a guy at a party once who said he had sex while riding a motorbike.

In fact I might start a new thread - absurd biker bullshit stories

[jrandom]

I heard a guy at a party once who said he had sex while riding a motorbike.

Well, if he was of the limp-wristed persuasion, with an uncommonly virile pillion...

[Ms Piggy]

Well I would find it hard to decide but in both cases I think it depends how good the ride is. ;)

[James Deuce]

Sex is just two minutes of grunting noises followed by a vaguely disquieting feeling. It also results in children.

My bike on the other hand ALWAYS responds to cash and tlc.

[riffer]

Sex is just two minutes of grunting noises followed by a vaguely disquieting feeling. It also results in children.

My bike on the other hand ALWAYS responds to cash and tlc.

two minutes??? no wonder you love your bike...
:mellow:

I get both. But as for throwing me to the ground, and having its evil way with me, I will let you guess which of the two I've been having more of in the last couple of days ;)

[FzerozeroT]

I know a tetraplegic who can have sex (but can't feel it :D ) but he enjoys it anyway.

He can't ride a bike, and anytime i think my life is crap i just think of him.

anyways, give me bikes, with sex there's only a few different 'roads'

[k14]

That isn't fair, only one option for me. :doh:

[jrandom]

two minutes of grunting noises followed by a vaguely disquieting feeling

:lol:

That's sig material, that is.

[Jackrat]

Iv'e been married 25yrs and riding 30+ so I get both anytime I like.
The best thing is to take the Mrs and a bottle of vino' for a ride into the hills,park it up by some nice little stream.The birds are singing the suns shining an nature takes care of its self. :niceone:

[duckman]

Iv'e been married 25yrs and riding 30+ so I get both anytime I like.
The best thing is to take the Mrs and a bottle of vino' for a ride into the hills,park it up by some nice little stream.The birds are singing the suns shining an nature takes care of its self. :niceone:
What? ... you both forget why you were there and then have a nice afternoon nap in the sun ?? :hug:

[MikeL]

What? ... you both forget why you were there and then have a nice afternoon nap in the sun ?? :hug:
Cruel, too cruel. Wait till you're forty...
Anyway, ever since those little blue pills came on the market, things have been looking up, er, that is, we more mature guys find it hard, er, I mean,
we find it hard to accept all those put downs by you young'uns who still need to learn that in the contest between age and experience and youth and enthusiasm the odds are stacked against you...
:P

[merv]

I lead a balanced life, that's why I'm not out on the bikes too often.

So I couldn't vote for either of the above options.

[Big Dog]

What in gods name is TYVM?

If I ride to many bikes it will still not hurt to Pee, nor will my pecker be covered in lesions or a rash.

My bike can be ridden harder than I am capable of before it breaks.

My bike only needs feeding 2-3 times a week and costs less than a trip to McDonalds with a pillion to fill.

My bike only answers back when I am actually wrong.

Riding bareback might get me arrested but is unlikely to result in lots of smaller bikes.

A sore wrist is a sign of enjoying yourself in excess as opposed to cheating on your pillion with yourself.

I can ride whenever I want whereever I want, all though with my current ride dirt tracking is still out of the question.

I can ride my bike in front of my mother.

I can ride my bike in front of my kids.

I can read magazines about it in public without attracting unwanted attention.

I can log on to sites about it at work without getting fired.

I can log on to good sites about it without needing a credit card.

Wearing heavy leather gear for it does not make me perverted.

A blow job is only as far away as raising my visor.

I don't have to shower first if I want to go the long way.

I am more likely to be offered a ride on your bike than your wife.... And my bike is less likely to complain if I lend it to a mate.

My bike has never called me fat.

My bike has never woken me up to ask me "did you hear that? Go and see what it was!

My bike does not want a turn with the remote.

My doesn't care if I have a small pecker.

My bike is unlikely to ever complain about having had better riders.

When my bike gets too old/broken to ride she won't mind being traded on a younger model.

You are expected nay, required to rub creme into her dial.

My bike does not mind when I wave to other riders while in the saddle.

My bike does not mind when I lust after other bikes while in the saddle.

If you manage two hours in one go your not so knackered that you can't go again in 10 mins, although you may still need some lube.

I don't have to feel like a ride to enjoy one.

Need I say more?

[FROSTY]

better still sex before and after a bike ride
but then with only 8 hours of daylight at the moment it would only leave half an hour for a bike ride . :o
ok ok dream on sunshine

[dangerous]

My bike doesn't..........................

ROTFLMFAO Big D I needed that :laugh: :lol: :killingme :killingme :niceone: :apint:

[Big Dog]

ROTFLMFAO Big D I needed that :laugh: :lol: :killingme :killingme :niceone: :apint:
Glad to be of service.... Not bad for off the cuff I thought.

[Ms Piggy]

Glad to be of service.... Not bad for off the cuff I thought.
Very good indeed!! :niceone: :killingme

[jimbo600]

A recent comment of Quasievil's put me in mind of this.

After a brief consideration I realised that it is, indeed, quite a profound question, less easy to answer than one would initially suspect, and therefore deserving of a poll.

Respond away, people.

I like to go for a thrash. Stop at a caff or pub. Root something. Then ride home.

Lovely.

[SPman]

That isn't fair, only one option for me. :doh: And your're in the Navy, right! :buggerd:

[k14]

And your're in the Navy, right! :buggerd:

Nope, thats saslex

[SPman]

Nope, thats saslex Whoops!
:o

[Ms Piggy]

My bike...

I'll have a go at a woman's version of this cos it's 1am & my flatmates just woke me up (BLESS THEM!!!)

If I ride it will never cause me to get some nasty rash, itch or prevent me from riding again.

I will give up riding before my bike does.

My bike would always be keen to keep riding.

I will never have to worry about my bike being insecure about it's size.

My bike won't feel inadequate if I say I like bigger bikes.

My bike likes protection.

If I ride my bike for 2 hours straight I can generally rely on it to be able to get going again straight away.

My bike will respect me in the morning if I ride it all night.

My bike is always there when I need it.

My bike will always respond to my riding needs.

I can ride my bike as often as I like, with as many stops in between as I like and know I can just hop back on and ride again!

When my bike has had a lot to drink it can still be ridden.

My bike will not be insecure about other rides I've had in the past.

My bike will not go all weird if I see my old bike in the street.

My bike knows it performs better if it's clean & sweet smelling.

My bike doesn't get performance anxiety.

My bike never performs too quickly.

My bike doesn't always want just a short, hard ride & always enjoys the longer route.

I can still ride my bike if my arse is getting big.

My bike doesn't care how I look.

My bike always give me some satisfaction.

My bike likes it when I point out it's faults & failings.

My bike lets me take control.

[Lou Girardin]

No sex for a year!
Who's going to be able to sit on a bike?

[Ms Piggy]

Ooooo I thought of another one...

I don't need to get a battery operated bike (aka: bob) if my bike isn't giving me the satisfaction or performance level I need.

[6Chris6]

Weeeelllll.
I think you need at least one of these for a healthy mind....And I'm gettin neither at the moment, so can someone please lend me there bike/girlfriend for the weekend, it'd be very much appreciated :laugh:

[RiderInBlack]

Weeeelllll.
I think you need at least one of these for a healthy mind....And I'm gettin neither at the moment, so can someone please lend me there bike/girlfriend for the weekend, it'd be very much appreciated :laugh:Sorry don't have a girlfriend for you to borrow at the moment:whocares: , and I get jealous when someone else is rides my big girl (especially if they do it without asking first:angry2: ).

[RiderInBlack]

Ooooo I thought of another one...

I don't need to get a battery operated bike (aka: bob) if my bike isn't giving me the satisfaction or performance level I need.
Awesome cum-back, CS Lily:killingme

[Quasievil]

A recent comment of Quasievil's put me in mind of this.

After a brief consideration I realised that it is, indeed, quite a profound question, less easy to answer than one would initially suspect, and therefore deserving of a poll.

Respond away, people.

Glad I can prompt the minds of my fellow KB members.

[Big Dog]

I'll have a go ....
The major similarity would be if it starts without you in the middleof the night you will wake up.

[Ms Piggy]

The major similarity would be if it starts without you in the middleof the night you will wake up.
:lol: I would like to think so in either case!

[Wonko]

it's like air, you don't know how much you need it untill your not getting it, be it sex or riding. Seeing as I'm riding most days, that's not the option i choose.

Great lines Big Dog and Celtic_Sea_lily really brighten my day

[geoffm]

I'm married with sproglet :buggerd: - so the bike is all I get these days... :beer:

[vifferman]

I'm married with sproglet :buggerd: - so the bike is all I get these days... :beer:
Don't worry - it'll get better. :msn-wink:

Just be patient and supportive. And like you said - at least you've got your bike. I didn't have that when any of the (3) kids were born. :weep:

[FROSTY]

i remember years ago when the 900 ninja was just THE hot shit for everybody. I made the mistake of saying I'd give up sex for a year to own one.
BIIIG mistake -my ex had a very very long memory. --But boy did i love that ninja :bleh:

[James Deuce]

Don't worry - it'll get better. :msn-wink:

Just be patient and supportive. And like you said - at least you've got your bike. I didn't have that when any of the (3) kids were born. :weep:

Balderdash! I'm married with 2 sproglets, and after being married for 12 years, and "ahem", regular romantic liaison's, the shock of total abstention forced me to buy a bike. It was that or a mistress I said!

[vifferman]

Balderdash! I'm married with 2 sproglets, and after being married for 12 years, and "ahem", regular romantic liaison's, the shock of total abstention forced me to buy a bike. It was that or a mistress I said!
Hey!
Go bash yer balders somewhere else, Dude! :wacko:
Yeah, the mistress threat's a goodun.
I've been married a while too, since... errummm... the very early 80s. errrrummm..... and 3 (THREE!) sproglets, only they're not sproglets anymore. They're now BIG, sorta stroplets, rather than sproglets.
I do remember a LOOOOOOONG time without nookies, summat like a year and a half. Them was tuff times.....
And no bike to distract meself with.... :whocares:

But like I said before - I'm not going to choose, now that both are readily available. Tis a dumb poll, t' be sure, t' be sure. At all at all. :laugh:

[Big Dog]

it's like air, you don't know how much you need it untill your not getting it, be it sex or riding. Seeing as I'm riding most days, that's not the option i choose.
And having been short of all three on several occasions (though the air was never for more than a few minutes, snorkeling)I have to say the bike comes a very close second.

With either after a couple of days the constant yearning goes away, at least until you see it, hear it or smell it.
Believe me you get passed by more people engaging in a casual ride of the vehicular nature than the coital nature.


Besides when you have had enough of going without you don't have to feel bad about slapping down the cash for another beauty, or even just a casual ride.

As a bonus there is no guilt to be had taking casual rides all over town on bikes you borrowed off of mates or "houses of ill repute".

[Kwaka-Kid]

BIKES! definatly.
but what do i know, im only 18 and have lots to learn undoubtedly :)

even then i bet its still bikes! :P

[Big Dog]

Oh and if you get to desperate you can always fix it with some wrist action..... or if that does not fix it have a w@n%.

This method will NOT remedy a lack of riding a bike!

[Big Dog]

BIKES! definatly.
but what do i know, im only 18 and have lots to learn undoubtedly :)

even then i bet its still bikes! :P
The same is true for Bikes, Women and Horses.

Your never experienced until you have fallen off!

[Wonko]

The same is true for Bikes, Women and Horses.

Your never experienced until you have fallen off!

And you know your in love/lust if you jump right back on again, dispite the pain. :2thumbsup

[scroter]

the day when booty can be turned on and off like a light switch is when bikes will come first. :2guns:

[sporty03]

I can ride my bike in front of my mother.

I can ride my bike in front of my kids.

I can read magazines about it in public without attracting unwanted attention.

I can log on to sites about it at work without getting fired.

I can log on to good sites about it without needing a credit card.

Wearing heavy leather gear for it does not make me perverted.


My bike has never called me fat.


I don't have to feel like a ride to enjoy one.

Need I say more?
Didn't I see something like this about chocolate??
Good lines anyway, really had a laugh over this lot and CSL reply. :killingme
That post about women bikes and horses? Would a horse be a good compromise here???? :gob:

Nay, the best alternative is to cheat!! :devil2: Let the love of your life (living, loving that is) ride up front. Tadaahhhh. That way you get the bike... and ride it too, so to speak. AND if you have a dirt bike and head on out the back of somewhere where there isn't much in the way of disturbance, it's a cute game to see what you can get away with, (or off) before the driver finally gives up. :msn-wink:
I tend to think one leads to the other but in a real 'have to make a choice, gun to the head type' situation, I would have to say the ever present companion of nearly 25 years would win out. :love: :beer:

[Motoracer]

Hmmm, I have been thinking of what to pick ever since you started this thread JR and I still don't know which one I'd pick if I had to decide between the two...

[greenhorn]

At the same time ?

I heard a guy at a party once who said he had sex while riding a motorbike.


Who with... himself? :killingme

[toads]

Well JR I honestly couldn't make a choice, it's a bit like "which would you rather smell of while attending a corporate function, fish or shit?", hey I'd rather not have to make a choice.
IMHO kids prevent both sex and bike riding , when we don't have kids to consider, it will be way more of a meaningful poll for me personally.

[Wonko]

Who with... himself? :killingme
Maybe this story will shed some light on it (not work safe) (http://assm.asstr.org/~eli/erotica/various/Cars,Motorbikes,Sex.html)

[Gixxer 4 ever]

A recent comment of Quasievil's put me in mind of this.

Respond away, people.

Well my bike goes harder lasts longer does not mind if I ride other, can be ridden more than twice a day is always waiting for the next ride is reliable. :niceone:
Mind you the wife is almost as good. :msn-wink:
I will keep doing both thanks. :killingme

[KATWYN]

No third option??

[Indiana_Jones]

lol sorry sex, bikes too much of a passion for me.
You still have Mrs. hand right? ;)

-Indy

[scumdog]

Jim2 quote:Sex is just two minutes of grunting noises followed by a vaguely disquieting feeling."

Shit jim2 I must be doing something wrong if it's meant to feel as good as you described :killingme :killingme :killingme

[scumdog]

Glad to be of service.... Not bad for off the cuff I thought.

Thought your list was pretty damn good - until after a good thrash around the bed my other love dished up a big feed of bacon and eggs with coffee and then I thought "hey, when has that lazy s.o.b. of a bike ever done that?"

Sorry, bike is in second place :bye:

[Mongoose]

Ummmm, when did it become a choice thing anyway? What is wrong with a bike AND sex, not of neccesity at the same time though. :scooter:

[ManDownUnder]

Well I would find it hard to decide but in both cases I think it depends how good the ride is. ;)

Come again? :bleh:

[jrandom]

Come again? :bleh:

Grooooooooooooan :no:

[Big Dog]

Thought your list was pretty damn good - until after a good thrash around the bed my other love dished up a big feed of bacon and eggs with coffee and then I thought "hey, when has that lazy s.o.b. of a bike ever done that?"

Sorry, bike is in second place :bye:
Yeah but when was the last time your bike forgot to pay the rent so it could buy some new clothes? Or spent YOUR whole paycheck on a deposit ona a CAGE?

On the other hand when was the last time a finance company took your pillion as a security to buy another?
Not to mention not needing to break the law to get a ride under 16 yo. :moon:

I can tell you bikes have helped me pick up pillions, but no pillion has ever helped me get a bike. :spudwave:

[geoffm]

Yeah but when was the last time your bike forgot to pay the rent so it could buy some new clothes? Or spent YOUR whole paycheck on a deposit ona a CAGE?

On the other hand when was the last time a finance company took your pillion as a security to buy another?
Not to mention not needing to break the law to get a ride under 16 yo. :moon:

I can tell you bikes have helped me pick up pillions, but no pillion has ever helped me get a bike. :spudwave:

My pillion has - she put some money into getting the Beemer, although there was a vested interest - she found the GSXR750 very uncomfortable.
Geoff

[Skyryder]

In fact I might start a new thread - absurd biker bullshit stories

Do it.

Skyryder

[Skyryder]

For all you guys who prefer a bike ride to sex all I can say is that you have never had good sex, have not had it for so long that you have forgotten what's like or they just do not make kiwi men like they did in my day. I mean your have a ragein hard on and you want to go and ride the bike instead of useing it. JJJeeeeeeesssshhhhhhhh. :angry2:

Skyryder

[Motoracer]

As someone sujested to me, you shouldn't have to choose. Best to have sex, then go for a blast on the bike, then come back to have some more great sex! :yeah: :rockon:

[NC]

:Pokey:

I would like both :D

[DEATH_INC.]

For all you guys who prefer a bike ride to sex all I can say is that you have never had good sex, have not had it for so long that you have forgotten what's like or they just do not make kiwi men like they did in my day. I mean your have a ragein hard on and you want to go and ride the bike instead of useing it. JJJeeeeeeesssshhhhhhhh. :angry2:

Skyryder

OR,you've never had that perfect ride........

[NodMan]

BIKES! definatly.
but what do i know, im only 18 and have lots to learn undoubtedly :)

even then i bet its still bikes! :P
YEAH WHAT DO YOU KNOW????

only person I know that can toss a 21 speed and STILL CUM up smiling!!!

U one sick puppy..didnt I teach u anything???...

and 4 the record tandem ride is still best trick in town!!

[Kwaka-Kid]

For all you guys who prefer a bike ride to sex all I can say is that you have never had good sex
And for all you guys who prefer sex to riding bikes all i can say is you have never had a good race!

[Big Dog]

For all you guys who prefer a bike ride to sex all I can say is that you have never had good sex, have not had it for so long that you have forgotten what's like or they just do not make kiwi men like they did in my day. I mean your have a ragein hard on and you want to go and ride the bike instead of useing it. JJJeeeeeeesssshhhhhhhh. :angry2:

Skyryder
Or maybe we just don't have intimacy issues and know that our partner loves us (meaning a: whichever we choose we are still getting it, b: we don't need to put on a show anymore cos their not paying the admission any more :Punk: ),

Or maybe we are just confident enough in our shining personality to know that if a pusher one cuts off the supply there are plenty of other pushers,

Or marbe its just that we can always manage a ride :ride, even over thirty,

Or perhaps, just perhaps we realise that while it may be nice to use a power buffer to wax the bike a bit of elbow grease will get the white out,:whistle: provided you get the wrist action right :tugger: :killingme.

(Note to readers, If you don't get the above innuendo you are not old enough to, nor are you getting it!

[Kwaka-Kid]

oh and to reply to what OldMan said, Pfft! to play the game you gotta take the pain, and its all good, my hands are nearly healed.. kind of... oh well, back to trying to hurt myself on the mountain bike!

[Skyryder]

And for all you guys who prefer sex to riding bikes all i can say is you have never had a good race!

Yes I have. Still racing. you might be to young to understand that one.

Nevermind.

Skyryder

[vtec]

That isn't fair, only one option for me. :doh:

I hear ya buddy. Same here.

[Dodgyiti]

My pillion has - she put some money into getting the Beemer, although there was a vested interest - she found the GSXR750 very uncomfortable.
Geoff

Same, my lady hated the Guzzler and chipped in for something more comfy " for us"
I sorta got the hint when she said " lets go to the bike shops and have a look around"
She then proceeded to hop on the back of a heap of bikes, and giving her critique on each one, then settled on a CBR1000..... :sunny:
I was like... :whistle:
and that was that, 2 weeks later... :rolleyes:

[vifferman]

Same, my lady hated the Guzzler and chipped in for something more comfy " for us"
I sorta got the hint when she said " lets go to the bike shops and have a look around"
She then proceeded to hop on the back of a heap of bikes, and giving her critique on each one, then settled on a CBR1000..... :sunny:
I was like... :whistle:
and that was that, 2 weeks later... :rolleyes:I've discussed with Mrs FS changing bikes to summat more comfy, but she says the FahrtSturm is good. Wassup wid dat?:spudwhat:
Should I make it less comfy for her?
I don't think it would take much to get her to OK a new bike, as she was quite interested in the ones out front of the bike shops in Melbourne. Maybe I should take her to the AMPS open day, and test ride some Trumpies....:shifty:

[manuboy]

That isn't fair, only one option for me. :doh:

Dude, if you're struggling with the chat up lines i can loan ya a couple of bucks and point you @ manchester st.... :bleh: :bleh:

Kidding! ahh... at least the other option ain't 1/2 bad.... :wavey:

[Bonez]

Seven is after sex is'nt it? Or is it sex after seven? Damn memory.................

[hondav2]

At least you can ride the bike when ever you like, Cheers Toddy

[Big Dog]

At least you can ride the bike when ever you like, Cheers Toddy
And however you like.

We all like it diffent some like whitelining, some in groups and other is the dirt track, some like bumps some hate them at least you can tell before you buy them their first drink which ones a bike will tolerate.

Women, even they don't know!

[Joni]

And however you like.

We all like it diffent some like whitelining, some in groups and other is the dirt track, some like bumps some hate them at least you can tell before you buy them their first drink which ones a bike will tolerate.

Women, even they don't know!

Someone please tell me not to comment on this.... :banana:

[Cajun]

Someone please tell me not to comment on this.... :banana:

please comment on this

[Joni]

please comment on this

You too young for such requests Cajun :eek:

[Cajun]

You too young for such requests Cajun :eek:

ppfttt i arn't young

[Hitcher]

You too young for such requests Cajun
A remarkably coy response for a Tuesday afternoon?

[Joni]

A remarkably coy response for a Tuesday afternoon?

Why thank you kind sir...
You on the other hand could handle the other sode of that coy response...
:crazy:

[Blakamin]

Why thank you kind sir...
You on the other hand could handle the other sode of that coy response...
:crazy:
and?????? where is the otherside?

[Joni]

and?????? where is the otherside?

Are we determined to make me blush today Mr BK? :o

Come to think of it - that does not happen often. :eek: So try if you must!

[Blakamin]

Are we determined to make me blush today Mr BK? :o

Come to think of it - that does not happen often. :eek: So try if you must!
consider this trying then :msn-wink:

[Joni]

consider this trying then :msn-wink:

Nah! that just makes smile. :rolleyes:

[Blakamin]

Nah! that just makes smile. :rolleyes:
ooooohhh... must I try harder? :o

[Joni]

ooooohhh... must I try harder? :o


Ummmmm, ok.... (entertainment on the way...... :banana: )

[Blakamin]

hmmm...dont really know where to go from here :sweatdrop

:spudbooge :apint: :apint: :bleh: :shutup: :yeah:

[Joni]

hmmm...dont really know where to go from here :sweatdrop

:spudbooge :apint: :apint: :bleh: :shutup: :yeah:

I doubt thats the truth for one second.... but lets not push that married ass of your any further down this road!!! :msn-wink:

[Blakamin]

I doubt thats the truth for one second.... but lets not push that married ass of your any further down this road!!! :msn-wink:
Thank you :niceone:

[Joni]

Thank you :niceone:

Pleasure
:)

[Storm]

Its lucky kids under 15 cant get a licence, or they might be asking difficult questions of thier folks after reading some of this stuff :killingme :msn-wink:

[Joni]

Its lucky kids under 15 cant get a licence, or they might be asking difficult questions of thier folks after reading some of this stuff :killingme :msn-wink:

Huh? wadddayamean? :buggerd:

[JohnBoy]

i look at it like this...
you can take the bike and thrash it all weekend and then put it away and it will never blame you for ignoring it. try playing that game with the missus!
Also a bike will never get jelous when you look at other bikes!
but then again, you can have a new chick every week.... mmmm :hug:

[SPman]

At the moment I dont have any options - its the bike or nothing!

[bluninja]

At the moment I dont have any options - its the bike or nothing!

Oh! :spudwhat:

[Slipstream]

i look at it like this...

Also a bike will never get jelous when you look at other bikes!:

So are you saying when you're riding and turn to rubber neck at another bike and bin it, that it's just coincidence? :eek5: :laugh:

[scumdog]

Oh! :spudwhat:

Ah yes, the old 'nothing' - cheap to run, costs nothing to own, takes up little space, never get jealous/headaches/runs away, 'course got no looks, won't get you a wine and not much of a social asset!!! :eek: :crybaby: - but they never gast your flabbers either :wacko: :killingme

[JohnBoy]

So are you saying when you're riding and turn to rubber neck at another bike and bin it, that it's just coincidence? :eek5: :laugh:
depends on how hot the rider is..... but thats a hole new story! :msn-wink:

[inlinefour]

It is only important when your not getting any. I think I'd get thrown into the psychiatric unit that I work in if I could not get to go for a ride regularly. I get to the stage sometimes when the mindless violence of computer games no longer work and I can only be cured by a ride on a Honda. :2thumbsup

[ManDownUnder]

It is only important when your not getting any. I think I'd get thrown into the psychiatric unit that I work in if I could not get to go for a ride regularly. I get to the stage sometimes when the mindless violence of computer games no longer work and I can only be cured by a ride on a Honda. :2thumbsup

Agreed on all scores... Honda would need to be replaced by "Rice Burner" to make it completely accurate (in my case) however.

MDU

[Megazoid]

deffinately bikes... hey, i mooved to nz, since then didnt have a gf... =) 5 years without even a kiss... =))) got used to it... now i just wanna get the bike as soon as possible...

[Ixion]

Need for info. What bike(s) ? What woma(e)n ?

[Wolf]

I'll take option "C" - you kill tha bastard trying to force you to give up either bikes or sex for a year.

Not a jury on the planet that'd convict ya.

[Waylander]

I'll take option "C" - you kill tha bastard trying to force you to give up either bikes or sex (http://http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=SEX) for a year.

Not a jury on the planet that'd convict ya.
Unless they are all cagers. Oh and congrats on 400.:niceone: :drinknsin

[surfchick]

the boys are always aksing the same question- is surfing better than sex? (usually surfing is better...)
WELL I reckon some days surfing is better then sex, and others sex is better than surfing.
I might have to get a better bike before i can subject riding to the same comparison...since my bike is only a notch above a nifty-fifty in the food chain...

[thehollowmen]

Riding bareback might get me arrested but is unlikely to result in lots of smaller bikes.


You'd complain if you suddenly get a whole heap of little bikes?

Ya can sell em :-D

I don't have that problem with sex :shifty: or with bikes...

TYVM = Thank you very much

[Lilmsrocker]

SEX ON BIKES!!!!

[thehollowmen]

SEX ON BIKES!!!!
apparently there are laws against that in England..

[Waylander]

SEX ON BIKES!!!!
Ok I'm starting to think that's an american thing...

[Ghost Lemur]

the boys are always aksing the same question- is surfing better than sex? (usually surfing is better...)
WELL I reckon some days surfing is better then sex, and others sex is better than surfing.
I might have to get a better bike before i can subject riding to the same comparison...since my bike is only a notch above a nifty-fifty in the food chain...

Well as I've just started surfing, I can honestly say I'm much better at sex than surfing. But I want it all...

Managed to get a 5 second ride so far. yay :2thumbsup
Hopefully should better that today.

Once I've finished saving for my next bike, I might be able to then get a board and suit of my own, instead of being limited to when I can borrow someone's.

Look at what they all have in common. Sex, surfing, motorbikes, rock climbing, etc, etc.

Adrenalin, and the fleeting feeling of being truely alive.

That's what I like, and the avenue to achieving it (for me at least) depends on the cirumstances and the day. How I get my fix doesn't concern me as much as making sure that I do get a fix.

[250learna]

At the same time ?

I heard a guy at a party once who said he had sex while riding a motorbike.

In fact I might start a new thread - absurd biker bullshit stories

im sure it be possible on one of em goldwings... you have more space than in a big daihatsu :lol:

[Skyryder]

Give me a break guys. Jeez if it came to a choice between sex and a ride there must be something in the water. Either that or you need a change of partners.

Skyryder

[guzzi_nz]

I would have to say if the ques was put to me my guzzi would win ever time :niceone: :Punk:
but i would also replace the lady that put me in that postion to have to make call
stand beside me and my guzzi NOT IN FRONT OF IT :ride: :ride:

[Wolf]

but i would also replace the lady that put me in that postion to have to make call
Fair enough. And fair enough that any of our biker lasses/chicks/(substitute PC euphemism of your choice here) that ditch any guy that made a similar ultimatum.

Love the bike more than your partner? No, but I would be inclined to cool rapidly on anyone who cares so little about me to make ultimata* of any description.

Any such ultimatum screams "I don't respect you" - even if couched in "I get so worried with you on the bike" terms (= "I think you're incompetent" or "I know I'm being a total control-freak so I'll play the "I'm only thinking of you" card in the hope that I can disguise the fact").

Fortunately, it's not an issue for me - strayjuliet is OK with me and bikes (and the kids and bikes) and also wants to learn to ride so we can take the lads on Toy Runs etc. All this despite burning her leg quite seriously on the exhaust of the LS400 (does that mean it now owns her?) back when we started dating.

In fact, I've never known strayjuliet to make a "me or that" ultimatum and I would not expect her to - we have mutual respect. :love:





*OK, I used the Latin plural, flame away Hitcher :msn-wink:

[eliot-ness]

Rapidly getting to old for both. Took the hint when 'she who must be obeyed' insisted I get a bigger bike. I know which I get the most mileage from though.
I nominate B.D. and C.S.L. for the best posts of the year.




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Inside every old guy there's a young guy wondering what the f--- happened

[Gremlin]

Fair enough. And fair enough that any of our biker lasses/chicks/(substitute PC euphemism of your choice here) that ditch any guy that made a similar ultimatum.
So has anybody found their partner having an affair with their bike instead??

Does the bike then have to choose who it wants to live with when you split up? :whistle:

[inlinefour]

So has anybody found their partner having an affair with their bike instead??

Does the bike then have to choose who it wants to live with when you split up? :whistle:

I'm trying to get the misses into a threesome, or buy another bike and have a foursome. Even leave the key in the ignition when I know she'll be in the workshop. So fair my attempts have been in vain :wait:

[Skyryder]

OR,you've never had that perfect ride........

Oh yes I have.....................many times. :niceone: :love: :love:


Skyryder

[Skyryder]

And for all you guys who prefer sex to riding bikes all i can say is you have never had a good race!

Depends on what your mean by a good race. Coming first is good but coming together is better than coming first. Now that is a good race. :love: :love:

Skyryder

[WINJA]

ID SAY BOTH CAUSE EVERY TIME I GET A NEW BIKE I FUCK IT SOONER OR LATER

[Beemer]

Well as I've just started surfing, I can honestly say I'm much better at sex than surfing. But I want it all...

Managed to get a 5 second ride so far. yay :2thumbsup
Hopefully should better that today.

I hope he was talking about the surfing, because if my husband only lasted for five seconds, I'd definitely be going for the bike!

This is a bit like asking you to give up breathing - both activities are a lot of fun (if they're not, you're not doing it right!) and both are pretty cheap - as long as you don't breed...

What I will say though, while we have multiple bikes, neither of us is into multiple partners! :nono:

[Pwalo]

Both thanks.

[GN1NiteStnd]

mate. much to learn!! im only 19. hav bike and a missis on her own bike. happy all round!!

[Drew]

At the same time ?

I heard a guy at a party once who said he had sex while riding a motorbike.

In fact I might start a new thread - absurd biker bullshit stories

Good idea. We could fill a few pages, just talking about what whitetrash reackons he can do. :rofl:

[Indiana_Jones]

Bike, 2 reasons

1. Bike is more fun :)
2. I can't get sex lol

-Indy

[Bonez]

Good idea. We could fill a few pages, just talking about what whitetrash reackons he can do. :rofl:Just remember fact is stranger than fiction :yes:

[The Preacher]

In my younger days started bike with a crank handle, now older require crank handle to start something else

[Odin]

Well I would find it hard to decide but in both cases I think it depends how good the ride is. ;)


I could not be said better :rofl: :rofl:

[mstriumph]

this is so enlightening :rolleyes:

[crazylittleshit]

:whistle: :whocares:

[NC]

ko taku tino hiahia ko te ai, he arai waitatea ou?

[feistyredhead]

but a good hard bike ride lasts longer than sex.......and you keep ya leathers on to...unless you have a fetish that is, but that is another topic all together. :rofl: :whistle:

[_Gina_]

Both. EOS.

[SPman]

Jeez NC, whats with Te Reo all of a sudden.
And who's the tutae?

[feistyredhead]

sorry but have to ask come on fess up who here have had sex on a bike yes while it is not going...or have had a bit of ruff n tumble with there leathers? or this belong in the department of fetish practises? and no i have had fun next to a bike :whistle: but not on it :devil2:

[gixxer rider]

but a good hard bike ride lasts longer than sex.......and you keep ya leathers on to...unless you have a fetish that is, but that is another topic all together. :rofl: :whistle:


Oh so true,and I bet your bike don,t say something like NOT TONIGHT I'M TIED bahbahbah :yes:

[Right Charlie]

Rather be riding my two wheeled steed.

I can ride her how i feel like without complaint nor guilt that im not doing it right for her.

Riding a bike is always good, better than a lazy root anyday. nuff said.

Not to mention no threat of baby bikes showing up in 9 months time.

No need to sweat every fathers day, always concerned ill get a card in the mail.

[bugjuice]

what about sex on a bike?

[enigma51]

what about sex on a bike?
suck a small space though but I can see a crouching over the seat situation working maybe :sherlock:

[Sniper]

what about sex on a bike?

Great minds think alike, thats what I was about to say

[bugjuice]

suck a small space though but I can see a crouching over the seat situation working maybe :sherlock:
where there's a will, there's several ways :yeah:

snipe, what can I say...?? seperated at birth.. along with MDU and Biff. Must have been a big momma

[Patrick]

There needs to be another option.

Although I must admit I've not combined the two. One for the to-do list I feel.

:lol:

Make sure it has a centre stand... :innocent:

[Smorg]

Make sure it has a centre stand... :innocent:

Exactly bike on the centre stand the reciever with her head facing the tail and you standing on the pegs................would probably pay not to get to excited, would want to drop the bike :dodge:

[Sniper]

where there's a will, there's several ways :yeah:

snipe, what can I say...?? seperated at birth.. along with MDU and Biff. Must have been a big momma

You are the second person to call my momman fat :devil2:

[dawnrazor]

I see no reason why I can't have both, personally I find sex on a bike to be initially a challenge, but with perseverence very rewarding, cornering and foreplay however should be avoided as it tends to unsettle the bike and could result in getting your chin down in more ways then one.

[Slipstream]

FIZZERMAN[/b]]
Good idea. We could fill a few pages, just talking about what whitetrash reackons he can do. :rofl:
Just remember fact is stranger than fiction :yes:

How bout sex with bikes? ...... :whistle:

[Smorg]

How bout sex with bikes? ...... :whistle:
:rofl: Classic

[vixta]

Vifferman, go get that trumpy!!!!

[kevie]

You mean you can have sex and the bike or sex on the bike ?????

Tried that once .... dam bike fell ova lmao:rofl:

Hey why is a bike better than a woman ???? a bike doesnt mind if you ride other bikes:dodge:

[Bend-it]

I think he means sex WITH the bike! Farmers and sheep, bikers and bikes!

[shazzygirl]

Well I read the poll question a couple of times before I could honestly answer.
As a pilly rider only, I would have to say that honestly I would rather have a good hard ride on a bike than the other alternative.:woohoo:

[Shadows]

I'm in between bikes for a couple of weeks but usually I can do either whenever I like.
But anyway, if given the hard choice, I reckon that you can always "pretend" to have a root but you can't pretend to ride a bike!

[mstriumph]

ok

yes - for pity's sake - it is PERFECTLY possible to have sex on a bike --- but why would you bother :confused: ????

i mean - sex is more fun somewhere MUCH more comfortable than the bike.......
and the bike ride is a damn sight LESS distracting if everyone concerned keeps their clothes on and their bits to themselves :motu:

with all due respect - this is a DAFT arguement :corn:

[ZeroIndex]

Hand me a pretty bike and I'd be quite happy

[Streetwise]

sex on bikes.

[Edbear]

Iv'e been married 25yrs and riding 30+ so I get both anytime I like.
The best thing is to take the Mrs and a bottle of vino' for a ride into the hills,park it up by some nice little stream.The birds are singing the suns shining an nature takes care of its self. :niceone:




29 and 35 or so! Ain't it grand? The younguns just don't understand, do they?

[Edbear]

I reckon that you can always "pretend" to have a root but you can't pretend to ride a bike!



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[ducatilover]

lets say its funny when my girlfreind [ex actually] said "its me or your bikes"" you can geuss what i said.....

so no more sex other than with my hand for a while i geuss:slap:
but bikes are higher on my survival needs

[BuFfY]

Sex... but with a biker...

[ducatilover]

Sex... but with a biker...
:love: i just had an idea:mellow:

[BuFfY]

:love: i just had an idea:mellow:

And what was that?

[BarBender]

Sex or Bikes?
@#$b that for a poll.

How about sex before the bike ride or after it?

[Waylander]

Sex... but with a biker...
You don't need to give these guys that much of an invitation.

[Waylander]

Sex or Bikes?
@#$b that for a poll.

How about sex before the bike ride or after it?
Preferably after. If you're tired and fall of the bikes it hurts more. Where as if you are tired and fall off the chick, you just hop back on.

[Krusti]

Just to clear this up are we talking about sex with someone else or on your own....just checking before I admit to anything!

[ducatilover]

And what was that?
i lost it sorry:doh:

[Brett]

I really dont see the difficulty in trying to combine the two!

[u4ea]

difficulty lies when a woman only has her bike to send her new thrills and heights then she crashes ,now she has no toy....... oh the shame.....

[ZeroIndex]

Preferably after. If you're tired and fall of the bikes it hurts more. Where as if you are tired and fall off the chick, you just hop back on.
...generally... your bike won't mind too much if you fall off if you're tired... most girls i know wouldn't be too happy with you if you just 'hopped back on' LOL

[APPLE]

sex man?im a sexual machine,a shag myster.......makes riding afterwards more enjoyable.

[Grahameeboy]

Sex... but with a biker...

Cutting down your options then??

[kiwifruit]

bikes. :ride:

[BuFfY]

uhh... ok then... with a male biker!

One needs to keep their options open!

[Grahameeboy]

uhh... ok then... with a male biker!

One needs to keep their options open!

You hesitated...........male biker.....female biker.....male biker.......;)

[Grahameeboy]

sex man?im a sexual machine,a shag myster.......makes riding afterwards more enjoyable.

go into the corner young man...............

[ducatilover]

uhh... ok then... with a male biker!

One needs to keep their options open!
what about a female biker and we watch?

im free for experimenting:hug:

[BuFfY]

You hesitated...........male biker.....female biker.....male biker.......;)

haha yeh I guess I did... but I wasn't thinking about female bikers! Just about the male ones

[BuFfY]

what about a female biker and we watch?

im free for experimenting:hug:

uhhh no thanks... not very enthusiastic on performing certain acts infront of a crowd!

[u4ea]

what about a female biker and we watch?

im free for experimenting:hug:
dats woooood:rofl: :moon:

[ducatilover]

uhhh no thanks... not very enthusiastic on performing certain acts infront of a crowd!
fair enough. how bout this?...

coffee and biscuits? then a ride on my bike?

[BuFfY]

fair enough. how bout this?...

coffee and biscuits? then a ride on my bike?

I am sure I told you last night... I don't drink coffee!! A cup of tea would be lovely tho :)

[ducatilover]

I am sure I told you last night... I don't drink coffee!! A cup of tea would be lovely tho :)
haha sorry i forgot :mellow: have some tea:first: and then a ride:shifty:

[BuFfY]

haha sorry i forgot :mellow: have some tea:first: and then a ride:shifty:

um... so how did u vote on this poll then? ;)

[ducatilover]

um... so how did u vote on this poll then? ;)
supriseinly i voted for bikes.... cos i can ride mine for an hour without getting sore and i can stop anytime like. and in either cases im not the greatest rider and the bike doesnt yawn or complain:love:

but id still go for a ride

[Waylander]

...generally... your bike won't mind too much if you fall off if you're tired... most girls i know wouldn't be too happy with you if you just 'hopped back on' LOL
Should I show you what my bike looks like after fallin off of it? She very much hates it. And if you do it with style the chick loves to be re-mounted.:done:

[u4ea]

.....................and the bike always looks good in the morning regardless,in some cases will start with a kick,will always be hot when you get off and give a nice vibration.........................ooooooooo dats wooood...................:ride: :rolleyes:

[montsta56]

sex vs motorbikes

[Slingshot]

Is it wrong that I'd sooner ride my bike than fuck my misses????
She seems to think so???:mellow:

I'll answer your question with another question:


Is it wrong that you posted this thread without searching first? (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=3373)

[GR81]

oooohhhhhhh BUSTED! :nono:

[enigma51]

I'll answer your question with another question:


Is it wrong that you posted this thread without searching first? (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=3373)

amen brother!

[Hitcher]

Is it wrong that I'd sooner ride my bike than fuck my misses????
Unless you are bemoaning your poor aim, I suspect you mean your missus?

[Mental Trousers]

How about this. You go ride your bike while I fuck your missus, then when I'm finished, we can swap.

[montsta56]

How about this. You go ride your bike while I fuck your missus, then when I'm finished, we can swap.


sorry dude but by the looks of what you ride I doubt you could handle my cook

[kevie]

***straitens halo***:innocent: wonders where this thread is leading :sherlock:

:wait:

[p0tty]

Oh so true,and I bet your bike don,t say something like NOT TONIGHT I'M TIED bahbahbah :yes:

how about when i throws a con rod or blows a head gasket or even a seizing up from not engouh lubricant?