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skidMark

11th August 2006, 17:22

I was coming up the southern motorway today, i have a car driver sitting back with a good following distance we are puttering along at about 108 kph.... quite happily..... it drops down to a 80 kph zone....so i dropped down to about 89 ish..... still keeping with speed of traffic of lanes next to me .....the guy behind me slows down also keeping a good following distance...then comes up behind me we are talking like 1 metre maybe slightly less behind my bike i mean this guy is really damn close...

so i tried to speed up a bit and he still persisted on sitting up my arse at this stage there is a space in the lane on our left for him to move into...so i went abit ahead and jumped on the brakes for a split second...(made sure i was well ahead first obviously) and gave him a little back off waving hand signal .... i look back at him and he gives me a nod and a thumbs up....

and he backs right off to again a good following distance...he then after another 20 seconds or so flies into thelane on my left comes speeding past me i mean hes going for it....then as hes going past gets his drink bottle with no lid on it which is full and start splashing water all over me from about a car length infront in the lane to my left....after 3 splashes he throws the bottle at me i managed to swerve and just miss it.... and he gives me a one fingured salute and speeds off ahead...

i mean what the hell is wrong with some people!!!!! the rego was RB9000 a navy blue ford falcon...maybe a 98 or so model?

what a f**ing knob

oh well my rant is over

a very pissed off SM

Lou Girardin

11th August 2006, 17:24

Follow 'em till they stop in traffic then do a mirrodectomy as you split past.

gijoe1313

11th August 2006, 17:26

Good grief, sounds like hes a mental defect and couldn't handle the fact you were being sensible! Glad you didn't end up being roadkill - did you report it into the boys in blue? :gob:

skidMark

11th August 2006, 17:26

Follow 'em till they stop in traffic then do a mirrodectomy as you split past.

i never pick fights or retaliate it just pisses me off that some people are such cunts

i did give him a one finger salute back afterwards though

skidMark

11th August 2006, 17:28

Good grief, sounds like hes a mental defect and couldn't handle the fact you were being sensible! Glad you didn't end up being roadkill - did you report it into the boys in blue? :gob:

nope, i doubt they would do anything about it ..and yeah at first thought it may have been an undercover cop so kept a very close eye on my speed i do now anyways not worth the risk.

Harry33

11th August 2006, 17:31

Thats pretty f**kin dangerous, I'd report him. We don't need wankers like that on our roads.

sAsLEX

11th August 2006, 17:33

Umm go to the police and get him charged, he used his vehicle in attempt to assualt you , members on here have been charged from joe public ringing up so get off your arse and go do it.

Maybe PM one of the cops on here for advice on the proper channels to do this.

Brett

11th August 2006, 17:35

Asshole, there is little you can do really, he has a cage around him...you dont. Sux but true. In a moment of rage in a similar scenario, i punched a cages mirror nearly off onto the road, but in hindsite, i am lucky the prick didn't just swerved and make me motorway meat. Best just to let it lie, or stop next to him in traffic when he is stopped and give him a straight left through the window.

Indiana_Jones

11th August 2006, 17:37

Waylander

11th August 2006, 17:38

nope, i doubt they would do anything about it ..and yeah at first thought it may have been an undercover cop so kept a very close eye on my speed i do now anyways not worth the risk.
If he was an undercover cop then definately report it. Even the dumbest of them wouldn't pull shit like that.... hope.

Maha

11th August 2006, 17:47

i never pick fights or retaliate it just pisses me off that some people are such cunts

i did give him a one finger salute back afterwards though
Yea it sucks aye when people do wank things?........:blip:

mstriumph

11th August 2006, 17:50

I agree.

Don't let that doss cunt get away with shit like that.

-Indy

....... does anyone ELSE notice how much more aggro Indy has got since he got that uniform????? :blip:

skidMark

11th August 2006, 17:54

If he was an undercover cop then definately report it. Even the dumbest of them wouldn't pull shit like that.... hope.

no wasn't a cop i just thought it may have been at first thats why i was minding my speed through the 80 ...definately not a cop matei was just syaing thats why i was dfoing the speed i was not that i speed anyways but everybody else seemed to continue along at about 110 kph in other lanes....

only thing is ...i'm on my learners and if i get him charged questions will be asked ...due to 70 kph restriction

sunhuntin

11th August 2006, 18:00

had a white van doing the same....right up my ass, then drop off and then come back. this was on foxton straits...heaps of places he couldve safely passed. i was doing 110k and he was still right there.
they putting in another passing lane, and its 70k along the roadworks, which goes for a k or so. i was doing about 71k and flashing my brake lights. get past the works and theres a sign for another passing lane. so for the 400m between sign and actual passing lane i stuck to 70k and then as soon as i hit the passing lane i rolled the accelerator and made him struggle to pass. heheheh. follow me to close, tosser.

id report the guy that threw the water at you mate...someone else might have swerved and had an accident...not all two wheels can keep their cool in times like that. next time it might be a newbie who wont know how to get out of the situation. edit: mark, they likely wont ask your speed. i think i read somewhere that cops wont question that when reporting a dangerous driver [but i may be wrong]

RantyDave

11th August 2006, 18:14

after 3 splashes he throws the bottle at me
Police. Don't fark around, call the police. He needs his head kicking in, but call the police anyway.

Dave

jtzzr

11th August 2006, 18:17

Thats pretty f**kin dangerous, I'd report him. We don't need wankers like that on our roads.

Us bikers don`t need that shit , good on you for having sel-control skiddy! I would of followed him and kicked the shit out of him. (How big was he)?

sAsLEX

11th August 2006, 18:17

no wasn't a cop i just thought it may have been at first thats why i was minding my speed through the 80 ...definately not a cop matei was just syaing thats why i was dfoing the speed i was not that i speed anyways but everybody else seemed to continue along at about 110 kph in other lanes....

only thing is ...i'm on my learners and if i get him charged questions will be asked ...due to 70 kph restriction

They aint likely to ask you, charge him!

Hitcher

11th August 2006, 18:20

The BDOTGNZA wishes it to be known that you need an extra * in a***ole.

SwanTiger

11th August 2006, 18:22

So Mark, you don't like it when other motorist do dangerous things around you?

Aitch

11th August 2006, 18:37

I'm pretty sure that it's an offence to toss stuff out of a moving car, I'd dob this sub-human in asap!

Ozzie

11th August 2006, 18:38

I think you should charge him.

The bottle you missed, I missed as well, but someone else on a bike may not have. I would bet noone stopped to pick it up, mostly cause such a thing wouldn't be a problem for cages.

If you know anyone that works in the metal industry, or mechanic or something, fill your jacket pockets with washers or something, then if someone does this sort of shit, get in front and hook them over your shoulder.

Would imagine he would be upset for the enhancements you could make to his Falcon's paint work.

R6_kid

11th August 2006, 19:07

maybe it was someone that knew you mark?

Had a guy come up behind me then pull alongside doing a :tugger: out the window, then he pulls the fingers at me... which had me kinda confused as i hadnt done anything stupid - then i see the ugly mug and realise that it's Juzzer having a cry about being in a cage!

SlowHand

11th August 2006, 19:32

Bullshit, it was at least 3 metres.

He should get his license revoked if he cant handle 3m of space.

sunhuntin

11th August 2006, 19:34

I think you should charge him.

The bottle you missed, I missed as well, but someone else on a bike may not have. I would bet noone stopped to pick it up, mostly cause such a thing wouldn't be a problem for cages.

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yep...truck flung a rock up from its tyre today..some how, the rock made it across three lanes, past the car that was overtaking on my right, through the gap between my frame and front wheel and hit my left leg...nice bruise and an ache from bulls to palmy.

Ixion

11th August 2006, 19:47

There is no point reporting it to the police, they will do nothing. Unfortunatly such crap is part of the territory for riding a bike

Why is throwing a rock over a bridge causing a cage to crash a serious crime , but throwing a bottle causing a biker to crash is not a crime at all? (In the eyes of the police, at any rate)
EDIT: If you had crashed and died , the SCU would have found the remains of the bottle, and concluded that you were drinking while riding, and the crash would have been reported as due to drunk driving and speeding.

Shadows

11th August 2006, 20:09

the rego was RB9000 a navy blue ford falcon...maybe a 98 or so model?

Another one to look out for, IR8HSV.
No prizes for the make, it is a black SS ute and the driver needs to be shot.
Likes to push through lines of bikes at high speed and duck in and out of the line within inches of your tyres. The worst and most dangerous display of driving I have ever seen.

Swoop

11th August 2006, 20:32

Mirrorectomy or panelbeating.:yes:

Timber020

11th August 2006, 20:40

No prob, somewhere in the world theres a sparkplug with his name on it

Another one to look out for, IR8HSV.
No prizes for the make, it is a black SS ute and the driver needs to be shot.
Likes to push through lines of bikes at high speed and duck in and out of the line within inches of your tyres. The worst and most dangerous display of driving I have ever seen.

Patch

11th August 2006, 20:52

This works :bash:
This is fun :dodge:
This is illegal :2guns: but so is a brick (but effective, nonetheless)

followed by a big dose of the right wrist (no pun intended) and :finger:

Kornholio

11th August 2006, 21:02

I wouldnt be surprised if he's making it all up...honestly the amount of shit he talks and stupid crap he does, it makes me wonder....

The_Dover

11th August 2006, 21:08

it was me mark

and the bottle was full of piss

i recognised your bike

Kornholio

11th August 2006, 21:15

it was me mark

and the bottle was full of piss

i recognised your bike

Lol you would have been pulled over by the cops for something even before you got to the on-ramp you fruitbat :p

The_Dover

11th August 2006, 21:16

nah, I had my policewoman uniform on so I was sweet

officer cumdog at you disposal sir

quickbuck

11th August 2006, 21:37

yep...truck flung a rock up from its tyre today..some how, the rock made it across three lanes, past the car that was overtaking on my right, through the gap between my frame and front wheel and hit my left leg...nice bruise and an ache from bulls to palmy.
Ouch, I hate it when that happens.

It wouldn't have been on the Palmy side of the Bulls bridge by chance?
I run (yes, on my feet) across that intersection today, and was amazed by the amount of rocks on the road.

Hope the leg feels better soon.

sunhuntin

11th August 2006, 21:48

Ouch, I hate it when that happens.

It wouldn't have been on the Palmy side of the Bulls bridge by chance?
I run (yes, on my feet) across that intersection today, and was amazed by the amount of rocks on the road.

Hope the leg feels better soon.

thats exactly where it was. the rock actually hit the numb/scarred part of my leg from last years off...no wonder it hurt so bloody much...reminded me it is alive! they must have spilled off a truck perhaps? never had anything like that before.

Maha

11th August 2006, 21:57

So Mark, you don't like it when other motorist do dangerous things around you?
Is what was saying my early post...........Pot calling the kettle black senario....:brick:

The Pastor

11th August 2006, 22:11

Get his address from the post shop. call the fire brigade saying there is a fire at his addy. Burn his car.

quickbuck

11th August 2006, 23:02

thats exactly where it was. the rock actually hit the numb/scarred part of my leg from last years off...no wonder it hurt so bloody much...reminded me it is alive! they must have spilled off a truck perhaps? never had anything like that before.

Yep, got a few old scars myself that are a bit tender at times (No, I'm not being crude).
Yes it would have spilled off a truck. There is a gravel pit 500m down that road (Tangimoana Road) where they are crushing shingle at the moment.
It can happen. I've been hit a few times by rocks, birds, dogs, and once a Rabbit in the shoulder (Hawk failed to lift it high off the road fast enough).

I will make a point of going down to talk to the Site manager for you on Monday, and see if we can get all the rubbish on that intersection cleaned up.
I work at Ohakea, and run past there Monday, Wednesday, and Fridays. Not to mention ride over the stuff twice a day, and it is getting bad.

ZeroIndex

12th August 2006, 00:02

Get his address from the post shop. call the fire brigade saying there is a fire at his addy. Burn his car.
or... get his address from the post office, and 'spill' some liquid on his car.... namely brake fluid :devil2: ever seen that stuff go to work on a car? he'll never get it fixed.. :innocent: I've never actually done this, just heard about it from a crazy lunatic at work (who keeps talking about all these bombs and stuff he's been/planning on making..

..and mark: sorry to hear about dolt cagers.. glad you missed that bottle.. talking about bikes.. looks like I may need to get new fork seals sometime soon.. looks like you got rid of the bike just in time.. all the fairings got sent off to the plastic welders today, and I'm waiting for a bike wrecker to get in touch with me about a gas tank :)

Biff

12th August 2006, 00:04

Follow 'em till they stop in traffic then do a mirrodectomy .

Not to be confused with a trans-gender operation often referred to as a 'strapadicktome'.

WINJA

12th August 2006, 11:45

I wouldnt be surprised if he's making it all up...honestly the amount of shit he talks and stupid crap he does, it makes me wonder....
HES NOT MAKING IT UP IT WAS ME AND MY COUSIN IN THE CAR

sunhuntin

12th August 2006, 12:25

Yep, got a few old scars myself that are a bit tender at times (No, I'm not being crude).
Yes it would have spilled off a truck. There is a gravel pit 500m down that road (Tangimoana Road) where they are crushing shingle at the moment.
It can happen. I've been hit a few times by rocks, birds, dogs, and once a Rabbit in the shoulder (Hawk failed to lift it high off the road fast enough).

I will make a point of going down to talk to the Site manager for you on Monday, and see if we can get all the rubbish on that intersection cleaned up.
I work at Ohakea, and run past there Monday, Wednesday, and Fridays. Not to mention ride over the stuff twice a day, and it is getting bad.

kool...thanks for that buck! yeh...forgot about that quarry area, though ive been that way enough times. definately does make sense now! the rock would be the biggest, but i find bugs and bees seem to sting more. lol. didnt realise there was someone who lived so close...thought the closest was palmy.

sAsLEX

12th August 2006, 13:23

I've never actually done this, just heard about it from a crazy lunatic at work (who keeps talking about all these bombs and stuff he's been/planning on making..

A mate was at work and the young workers there decided to glad wrap his car, so he calmly asked them to remove it, they refused, so he grabed a screw driver asked again and they still refused so he put it through the sidewall of their car tires

quickbuck

12th August 2006, 13:28

kool...thanks for that buck! yeh...forgot about that quarry area, though ive been that way enough times. definately does make sense now! the rock would be the biggest, but i find bugs and bees seem to sting more. lol. didnt realise there was someone who lived so close...thought the closest was palmy.
Well, there is an Airbase with 800 people on it about a kilometre from that intersection, and about 1/4 of them use that intersection twice a day.
I live about 16k from it, but I care about the bits of tarmac we travel on everyday for the very reason that a stone fired to the throat hurts a lot more than a chip in the windscreen.

inlinefour

12th August 2006, 13:36

Pot calling the kettle black....:brick:

and remember folks, all you have not as yet voted skidMark for site acne, please do so at your next convience. This thread is a good example of exactly why skidMark recieved the nomination in the first place... :yes:

I wonder if skiddysinMark'sun***s remembers what/when/how it was that he did to really piss this road user off so much that he/she resorted to doing that?

P.S. was the water salty???

sunhuntin

12th August 2006, 13:38

Well, there is an Airbase with 800 people on it about a kilometre from that intersection, and about 1/4 of them use that intersection twice a day.
I live about 16k from it, but I care about the bits of tarmac we travel on everyday for the very reason that a stone fired to the throat hurts a lot more than a chip in the windscreen.

yep! saw a plane landing at ohakea yesterday....not very often do i see anything landing there, but there seems to be more than there used to be. yeh...its a good thing that stone didnt get higher than it did....would likely have caused a bit more damage. hurt enough through jeans and thermals, let alone bare skin.

skidMark

12th August 2006, 15:31

zero index i once emailed victorian wreckers in aus they said 450 aussie dollars for a good condition tank...

fork seals...too many stoppies eh :P

sAsLEX

12th August 2006, 15:33

zero index i once emailed victorian wreckers in aus they said 450 aussie dollars for a good condition tank...

fork seals...too many stoppies eh :P

WOuldn't errant wheelies do more damage to fork seals?

imdying

12th August 2006, 16:30

If you're going to cover a car in brake fluid, at least cover it in chlorine first.

ZeroIndex

12th August 2006, 18:19

zero index i once emailed victorian wreckers in aus they said 450 aussie dollars for a good condition tank...

fork seals...too many stoppies eh :P
no stoppies or wheelies yet (still practicing on the ct110).. and the tank, should be organizing next week

Jonny Rotten

12th August 2006, 19:01

If you're going to cover a car in brake fluid, at least cover it in chlorine first.

ba ha ha yeah thats what im talking about ba ha ha ha

Jonny Rotten

12th August 2006, 19:02

or throw some brake disk filings on the car when its been raining the shit makes it rust real quick

skidMark

12th August 2006, 19:12

match in a gas tank...boom boom

skidMark

12th August 2006, 19:15

or throw some brake disk filings on the car when its been raining the shit makes it rust real quick

or alternatively just throw a whole brake disc or 10 at the car

R6_kid

12th August 2006, 20:27

match in a gas tank...boom boom

try it, i wanna see how far you get before said 'boom boom'.

skidMark

12th August 2006, 22:34

try it, i wanna see how far you get before said 'boom boom'.

well more like rag out of gas tank light it and run like hell

Gwinch

12th August 2006, 23:29

well more like rag out of gas tank light it and run like hell

Please try it.

Does anyone else wonder if Mark knows that the fumes are the flammable part, not the liquid so is actually just as likely to snuff himself? Damn, I shouldn't have said that and given the game away. :(

inlinefour

13th August 2006, 01:08

Please try it.

Does anyone else wonder if Mark knows that the fumes are the flammable part, not the liquid so is actually just as likely to snuff himself? Damn, I shouldn't have said that and given the game away. :(

Remember it was not that long ago that he set light to the GPX and almost burnt the house down...:nono:

ZeroIndex

13th August 2006, 01:16

well more like rag out of gas tank light it and run like hell
the real trick is to open their bonnet, and then empty about a cup of household bleach into their oil filler <-- not filter.. the openy thing on top of the engine.. they did that on mythbusters.. was real funny.. make sure you record it, and post it on youtube.com so everyone can laugh at the silly cage :D

sAsLEX

13th August 2006, 11:46

If you're going to cover a car in brake fluid, at least cover it in chlorine first.

I'm a firestarter!

imdying

13th August 2006, 15:32

I never said that :innocent:

sAsLEX

13th August 2006, 15:35

I never said that :innocent:

It what was implied though wasnt it. Petrol and chlorine is the same I think, dad showed me once after learning it on a firefighting course, and sure enough in our garden shed sitting on the shelf right above the petrol tin was the chlorine .

skidMark

13th August 2006, 15:39

ehhh...are you guys saying if you mix petrol and chlorine you get fire? wtf you need spark lol

i sound darwanise i know

R6_kid

13th August 2006, 16:05

i think its more acid-base reaction but my chemistry is a bit out of it. Anyway if im right what it means mark is that you get a very violent reaction that creates a lot of heat, which in some cases would probably result in fire, if not severely fucking up (read stripping) the paintwork off the car and probably buckling the panels too.