What have you?

[Sniper]

Reading the Home Defence topic got me wondering. What do you have in your safe? Be it rifle, shotgun, pistol or whatever.

HK SL8
TOZ.22
Ruger .22
Remington 700

[Jantar]

Lee Enfield No4 .303
Norica .22 Magnum
Norica .177

[Karma]

I've got the ability to live in a reasonable area where people don't break into your house, and the conscience to know that however fucked up someone may be, they're still someone's son / brother / whatever...

Besides... guns don't kill people, rappers do.

[DMNTD]

A size 10 steel cap
Many knives
Something that'll put a large hole in ya
...oh and best of all...me :blah:

[**R1**]

2 fists
2 knees
2 elbows
2 feet
and 1 forehead

3 dogs
and if you know whats good for you ya wont fuk with my missus

[Sniper]

Ok, maybe I shouldn't have put the words Home defence in the post. What personal weapons do you own for hunting or collecting?

[DMNTD]

Ok, maybe I shouldn't have put the words Home defence in the post. What personal weapons do you own for hunting or collecting?
As above for hunting...:yes:

Serious answer

[Joni]

and if you know whats good for you ya wont fuk with my missusYeah she is damn scary alright :D :sweatdrop

[Karma]

Ok, maybe I shouldn't have put the words Home defence in the post. What personal weapons do you own for hunting or collecting?

Depends what you're hunting really.

"Here's 10c, call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight" :blip:

[Sniper]

"Here's 10c, call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight" :blip:

Are you coming onto me?

[thehollowmen]

I ain't allowed any guns. Long story.

I do have one antique crossbow with history, bits for another crossbow I'm building, and a 60lb 32 inch draw competition browning vanguard with all the fittings.

Plus the usual blades, because that place is used to store all my leatherwork stuff too.

[Karma]

Sorry dude... guys just don't do it for me... can I suggest you talk to dover?

[T.W.R]

2x Lithgow .303s both sporterised & fitted with scopes, one has original quick release scope mount

Marlin 12g 3 shot bolt-action variable choke goosegun

Berretta 12g 1/2 & 3/4 choke side by side

Anshutz .22 10 shot semi auto

BSA .22 10 shot pump-action

Lakefield .22 10 shot bolt-action with scope & nightlight

Variety of hunting Knives and $8g worth of Salmon gear

[bobsmith]

I was thinking about getting me a licence and guns... I especially don't like the idea that when I'm away from home that all my girlfriend has to defend herself are, several knives of varying size, a baseball bat and a fire-extinguisher....

but... someone introduced me to bikes and now I have no money for it...

[Virago]

I used to have about 20 odd guns in the cabinet, now down to about 10, mainly old .22's.

My two workhorses are:

WW Greener 12 bore Empire double barrel, 28" barrels F & M;

Brno Model 2 Bolt Action .22 with 3-9x40 scope - will consistantly head-shoot rabbits at 100m.

[Scouse]

This is good it lets us all see who the potential David Grey's are

[Sniper]

This is good it lets us all see who the potential David Grey's are

Gray, not Grey

[MidnightMike]

I have 2 size 14 feet, xxl fists and a knuckle buster that i designed and made my self out of various molten metals. :rockon: And a hockey stick.

[Swoop]

This is good it lets us all see who the potential David Grey's are
Ahh! Another societal problem brought about by cops not doing their job properly!
Gray made himself known to the cops for an incident in the local shop shortly before his shooting spree, yet they did nothing of substance about it.
Then what happened...

[MattRSK]

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[The_Dover]

I just wop my cock out and threaten to shag them to death.

[Sniper]

I just wop my cock out and threaten to shag them to death.

And the response is often, "Haha, it looks like a cock, only smaller"

[Oakie]

I just wop my cock out and threaten to shag them to death.

The trouble with miniature weapons is that no-one takes them seriously....

[Virago]

This is good it lets us all see who the potential David Grey's are
Statistically speaking, you as a motor vehicle owner are far more likely to kill someone than a firearms owner is.

As a "statisically safe" firearms owner, I must therefore regard you with the utmost suspicion and distain.....:yes:

[Oakie]

Oh yeah ... I have a Stirling 15 shot semi auto .22 locked away as well as a scary old semi auto .22 of undetermined brand that was my father-in-law's.
Also an ex Japanese army samurai sword that my father souvineered when he was released from his POW camp at the end of WWII. Also a couple of bayonets and a Pacific island war club of some description. It's the club that finds itself in my hands when things go bump in the night in our yard and I feel the need to go investigate.

[Finn]

Cash. Tax free cash.

[sAsLEX]

Cash. Tax free cash.

Cash dont earn money sitting their unlike having it elsewhere.

[Finn]

Cash dont earn money sitting their unlike having it elsewhere.

That's why I send the missus out to work.

[scumdog]

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Sawn-offs? Vastly over-rated exept for the 'fuck-off appearance perpetrated by them being in too many gung-ho movies.

Oh they're deadly all right inside a house or at real short range but give me an 8-shot pump action in preference.

BTW: Don't try firing a sawn-off one handed from the hip, there's a good chance you'll hit yourself in the face with the muzzle during recoil.

[jrandom]

We've done this thread before, you know. My wee collection tends to turn over every so often, and are occasionally out on loan, and sometimes I spend a few months with someone else's gear in the cupboard, but at the moment:

- P-14 Enfield
- Model 38 Mosin-Nagant
- Akkar Mariner (18" 12-gauge pump) (home defense weapon du jour)
- Cheap-as-chips single-shot breakopen 26" something-or-other, I can't go check because my gun locker is 10,000km away right now
- A-classed ex-Australian L1A1
- Norinco .22
- Ruger 10/22
- Marlin .45ACP Camp Carbine
- M1 Carbine

And next month, or possibly the one after, unless I blow too much on booze and strippers, I'm going to buy myself a Savage .270, synthetic/stainless, with an adjustable Zeiss scope, a folding bipod and a suppressor from MAI Engineering in Glenfield. Reach out and touch 'em...

Given that we live in a polite and unarmed society, of course, my 'daily carry' is just a Spyderco Chinook. [Edit: see http://www.knifenetwork.com/reviews/review_02_spyd_chinook_al.shtml. Oh yesss, my baby...]

[sAsLEX]

Sawn-offs? Vastly over-rated exept for the 'fuck-off appearance perpetrated by them being in too many gung-ho movies.

Oh they're deadly all right inside a house or at real short range but give me an 8-shot pump action in preference.


What about a Dragons Breath round in ya 8 shot

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[Motu]

What's in my safe? - 4 WoF books.Dangerous in the wrong hands,but I'm well trained to deal with them.I like to get them out sometimes just to look at them and feel them in my hands,gloating and chuckling at all the peoples lives I have fucked over by not letting them have one,suckers.They are best kept in the safe,better there than on some motorcycle.....

[Sniper]

Given that we live in a polite and unarmed society, of course, my 'daily carry' is just a Spyderco Chinook. [Edit: see http://www.knifenetwork.com/reviews/review_02_spyd_chinook_al.shtml. Oh yesss, my baby...]

Great minds think alike. I own one too, I just don't carry it around with me all the time. South Africans and weapons together are seemingly frowned apon

[DEATH_INC.]

Nothing. :shutup:

[Lias]

Size 14 steelcaps
XXL fists
Baseball bat
Axe handle
Norinco .177 Air Rifle
.22 Air rifle (unknown brand, big fuckoff chunky old thing)
Sig P226 BB Gun
Assorted sharp things

I really need to get off my chuff and get a firearms license, but I have a couple of old convictions and I'm not sure they'd give me one.. Wont know until I try I suppose thou.

[McJim]

Just a Glaswegian forehead. Tricky when hunting tigers. (have moderated previous post as it was inappropriate due to the fact I've been suffering from a some sort of Gastric infection all day - therefore was in a piss poor mood.)

[Virago]

..........I really need to get off my chuff and get a firearms license, but I have a couple of old convictions and I'm not sure they'd give me one.. Wont know until I try I suppose thou.
I went for my licence in my late 20's, despite a few run-ins with the law in my late teens / early 20's. No problem.

It depends what the convictions were for - if they involved serious violence you might have problems, but otherwise you should be okay.

Give it a go - and good luck!:yes:

[sAsLEX]

Sig P226

What we use at work!

Really need to get round to getting my license though!

[Dooly]

2 - WW1 303 SMLE rifles with bayonets, 18 inch suckas.
3 - WW2 German Mauser 8mm.
2 - .22, one bolt, other semi auto.
2 - Winchester lever action, 307 & .45 calibre.
2 - shot guns, the pump action one as said previously sits behind our bedroom door as the gun cabinet is full plus one.

Also own a German MP40 machine pistol and a Thompson machine gun, and halves in a Vickers machine gun which is functional, and been used on a farm against wild goats.
Alas these live at a mate's house who has a secure armoury with all his heavyweight stuff.
Have'nt got around to getting the appropriate licence for the machine guns as its a pain in the ass with the conditions.

[Lou Girardin]

I feel very inadequate, just one Ruger 10/22 with a couple of standard mags and a suppressor
Not loaded though, I would never do anything so irresposible.

[mart1]

short 303 for pig hunting, a couple of semi auto 22's, and a crossbow.

[ManDownUnder]

A dead end street, a bridge I can park the car in, cops for neighbours, and a damned good community that would make sure no-one really got away with anything.

Once they're past the bridge(which is at the very start of the road) - they're fucked unless they try to get out of foot... in which case they're fucked because of the tracker dog living about... hmmm 200m from our place?

[The_Dover]

A dead end street, a bridge I can park the car in, cops for neighbours,

I thought you lived in a good neighbourhood?

[The Pastor]

I have a doz beer bottles, Usally empty :(

[Fishy]

Reading the Home Defence topic got me wondering. What do you have in your safe? Be it rifle, shotgun, pistol or whatever.

HK SL8
TOZ.22
Ruger .22
Remington 700

My axe is great and if Im feeling lazy I'll use the chainsaw:angry:

[sels1]

. South Africans and weapons together are seemingly frowned apon

Wonder why?


And no, I dont own any.

[DougB]

There is a good way to defend youself in your home, get a high pich siren and some super ear muffs.

In America, where these "screamers" are legal, crims smash through windows to get away from them.

When I was a practising locksmith I soon came to realize that it was impossible to stop a determined lowlife from getting in, the only thing to do was to make it impossible for them to stay in. These sirens would work but we are not allowed to use them in NZ as they might hurt some skum's ability to hear.

[sAsLEX]

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