Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)
14th August 2006, 13:39
I would love to post this at my work but would not be a career enhancing move - as I work in the legal profession!!
A lawyer married a woman who had
> previously divorced ten husbands.
>
> On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
> "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
>
>
>
> "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that
> be if you've been married ten times?"
>
>
>
> "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how
>great it was going to be.
>
>
>
> Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was
>supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
>
>
>
> Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out
>diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
>
> Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order,
>he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
>
>
>
> Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted
>three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
>method.
>
>
>
> Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how,
>but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
>
>
>
> Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was
>never sure how to position it.
>
> Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
>
>
>
> Husband #9 was a gynaecologist: all he did was look at it.
>
> Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss
>him!
>
>
>
> But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
>
> "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
>
> "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
A lawyer married a woman who had
> previously divorced ten husbands.
>
> On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
> "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
>
>
>
> "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that
> be if you've been married ten times?"
>
>
>
> "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how
>great it was going to be.
>
>
>
> Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was
>supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
>
>
>
> Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out
>diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
>
> Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order,
>he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
>
>
>
> Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted
>three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
>method.
>
>
>
> Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how,
>but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
>
>
>
> Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was
>never sure how to position it.
>
> Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
>
>
>
> Husband #9 was a gynaecologist: all he did was look at it.
>
> Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss
>him!
>
>
>
> But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
>
> "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
>
> "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"