Sex & Motorcycles

[Indiana_Jones]

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Go on, You know it's true :blip::blip::blip::blip::blip::blip::blip:

-Indy

[tomthepohm]

Not too sure what sex you are used to Indy, but i am sure that guy has got a butt plug in mate. Think you need to come to the pub and have a chat...

[BeakerRAT]

Not too sure what sex you are used to Indy, but i am sure that guy has got a butt plug in mate. Think you need to come to the pub and have a chat...

Heck, I think you're right! You can meet him at the pub if you like Tom, but I don't want him anywhere feck'n near me.

[mattp]

Most girls that look great are not a great ride.
Most bikes that look great are a great ride :first:

[Indiana_Jones]

Most girls that look great are not a great ride.
Most bikes that look great are a great ride :first:

Rep awarded lol

-Indy

[Sniper]

Indy you bastard, now I have a mental picture of a farking hairy biker doing the horizontal limbo.

I need to stare at that 675 pic for a while.

[Dooly]

Most girls that look great are not a great ride.
Most bikes that look great are a great ride :first:

Amen to that!
Well, most times.:Punk:

[The Stranger]

Not too sure what sex you are used to Indy, but i am sure that guy has got a butt plug in mate. Think you need to come to the pub and have a chat...

Innocent Indy had no idea what to look for.
What is of a concern is that you know about them and were looking for one.

[_Gina_]

Where is the both option? I like to ride after riding!

[_Gina_]

HA!

Sexual gratification first!

[ManDownUnder]

SEX and go for a ride after that... but given the choice... sex...

[Hitcher]

I didn't think that the two acts were mutually exclusive. Just not recommended to be performed simultaneously...

[oldrider]

I love riding motorbikes and would place that in front of any activity except real first class sex! (with "my" woman) :love:
Mostly running on memory these days though! :yawn: John.

[The_Dover]

Most girls that look great are not a great ride.
Most bikes that look great are a great ride :first:

Funny how you think that, but in my experience it takes two. Maybe you're not doing it right? Communication perhaps?

I was going to say it's a team sport, but that's only on special occasions.

[eliot-ness]

I love riding motorbikes and would place that in front of any activity except real first class sex! (with "my" woman) :love:
Mostly running on memory these days though! :yawn: John.

I seem to remember that sex was much better than riding bikes but only after midnight, but that was back in the days of 6 volt lighting and I was still young and able to stay awake that late.

[oldrider]

Funny how you think that, but in my experience it takes two. Maybe you're not doing it right? Communication perhaps?

I was going to say it's a team sport, but that's only on special occasions.

Dover, that is the most sensitive reply that I have ever read from you, your slipping boy, harden up that man, you have your reputation to maintain! :shit: John.

[The_Dover]

Sorry John, it must be my time of month.

[Indiana_Jones]

Sorry John, it must be my time of month.

The truth comes out!

btw I like your avatar Dover _b

-Indy

[Dooly]

I'm enjoying a honeymoon period with my bike, the few times I get out on it.

Sex is ok, but at the moment, the bike's ahead.

I probably should'nt admit that to the wife.

[sunhuntin]

why not sex on a bike?? a mate of mine from canada and i were cybering the other day... i think sex on a bike is entirely possible and id be willing to try it!

[Colapop]

Stationary or moving...?

[sunhuntin]

Stationary or moving...?

moving....gotta get the vibrations!! LOL.

[Colapop]

moving...
The bike or you...

[Big Dave]

?

Some of the best shags I've had have been adjacent to or ON the motorcycle we've just ridden.

I recall pushing one young lady's hair aside so that it wouldn't get in the oil dripping from my bike.

All before I was married of course - now its anytime and it's a rare ride without at least a grope.

[race me!!!!]

why not sex on a bike?? a mate of mine from canada and i were cybering the other day... i think sex on a bike is entirely possible and id be willing to try it!

i f we ever meet have a look at the dent on the side of my tank! sex while on a hornet is nearly impossiable!!!! (i should really tell mark that he has to fix that dent):second:

[oldguy]

As a young guy, sex was all that mattered, was always looking for a root, the bike was just away of meeting the girls. Now days sex is a luxury,if the opportunity arises I don't turn it down, but if it looks like a good day for a ride I make it quick well as quick as an oldguy can go. hehehe

[Skyryder]

Any guy who puts riding his bike before sex has not got a hard on.

Skyryder

[Indiana_Jones]

Any guy who puts riding his bike before sex has not got a hard on.

Skyryder

or anything to put his dick in :scooter:

-Indy

[dawnrazor]

If we're all being honest there's not much in it is there - when your doing one your usually thinking about doing the other. I was going to say riding is better 'cus you get to wear leather and kevlar, but thinking about that I realise that doesn't preclude it from the bedroom adventures, in fact I enjoy getting my knee down both on and off the bike, as it where, and a knee slider does wonders for leverage!!!! LOL

[oldrider]

why not sex on a bike?? a mate of mine from canada and i were cybering the other day... i think sex on a bike is entirely possible and id be willing to try it!

Been there done that, way back in the 1950's on an old BSA B33, parked in a layby on the Wgtn side of the Rimatakas, and it was snowing but we didn't notice till afterwards.
Rode home on bald tyres in the snow too, very tricky, bloody freezing, no gear like today, just an army greatcoat which I gracefully gave to her.
Everything you can think up today has probably been done before by those stogy old folk that you young ones think have never lived.
Ohh and yes, lovely girl, fondly remembered. Possibly your Nana.(or great nana) :love: :devil2: Cheers John.

[Colapop]

Uncle Grandad? Is that you?

[Jantar]

Been there done that, way back in the 1950's on an old BSA B33, parked in a layby on the Wgtn side of the Rimatakas, and it was snowing but we didn't notice till afterwards.
Rode home on bald tyres in the snow too, very tricky, bloody freezing, no gear like today, just an army greatcoat which I gracefully gave to her.
Everything you can think up today has probably been done before by those stogy old folk that you young ones think have never lived.
Ohh and yes, lovely girl, fondly remembered. Possibly your Nana.(or great nana) :love: :devil2: Cheers John.
Or I have even heard of it happening on a Suzuki GT380 parked at Outram Glen. :innocent:

[Oakie]

Well, I've done both activites today and I think the wife ride was better than the bike ride....of course the bike ride was only to the shops and back.

I guess the one thing riding a bike has over riding your partner is that it isn't as messy and you don't have to cuddle your bike afterwards.

[The_Dover]

and you don't have to cuddle your bike afterwards.

you heartless bastard.

[Titanium]

See most of the vote is for bike ..... prolly cause all the kiddies on the site who have a bike to ride have not yet had sex ........

:rockon:

[sprocket]

Most girls that look great are not a great ride.
Most bikes that look great are a great ride :first:

LMAO very wise words so so true

[The_Dover]

So those of you that agree with mattp would prefer to fuck a minger?

Get with it guys, if it's that bad you are doing something wrong. End of story.

If you are spending that much time thinking about what they are doing for you then you're on totally the wrong path.

[Maha]

Well, I've done both activites today and I think the wife ride was better than the bike ride....of course the bike ride was only to the shops and back.
.

Where did you ride your wife too????.......:innocent:
And dont say heaven and back cos i will go....:puke:

[Edbear]

I guess the one thing riding a bike has over riding your partner is that it isn't as messy and you don't have to cuddle your bike afterwards.



Obviously never owned and old British bike....:yes:

[dnos]

come on guys how can there be any comparison?
sex wins - no contest

maybe those that voted bike just don't know any better?

[The Stranger]

i f we ever meet have a look at the dent on the side of my tank! sex while on a hornet is nearly impossiable!!!! (i should really tell mark that he has to fix that dent):second:

Look dude, what you and Mark get up to on your bike is none of our business.

[Macktheknife]

Well, I've done both activites today and I think the wife ride was better than the bike ride....of course the bike ride was only to the shops and back.

I guess the one thing riding a bike has over riding your partner is that it isn't as messy and you don't have to cuddle your bike afterwards.

showoff!
I haven't done either for a while and I can't decide which one I miss more! lol

[Colapop]

Give us a break MacK!! You must be getting a whole lotta different kinda TLC.... If not (I know she'll see this) YOU SHOULD BE!! After all he can't ride for awhile... (c'mon girl show him some love!!)

[sunhuntin]

come on guys how can there be any comparison?
sex wins - no contest

maybe those that voted bike just don't know any better?

heres my comparison:

what i need to go through for sex: wait for him to decide to show up. i dont know till he knocks on my window. after the deed he goes home, whether im satisfied or not [hell, im just grateful when he shows up! LOL]

what i go through for bike: put on jacket and shoes, helmet. grab keys, get bike out and warm her. kick stand up and away i go. i can stay with her as long as i like, and dont have to worry what time to be home [before dark is fine] plus, when its all said and done, i can just sit there and reflect, no worries.

which one easier for me? LOL. yeh, i would rather have a man in my bed, but im not going to wait around for him to decide hes horny.

[The Stranger]

which one easier for me? LOL. yeh, i would rather have a man in my bed, but im not going to wait around for him to decide hes horny.

Easy.
Tell the bastard you're horny and he better get over here now and be ready to perform. Tell him he's going nowhere till you're satisfied.

[ManDownUnder]

i would rather have a man in my bed, but im not going to wait around for him to decide hes horny.


Mate - if you posted your address on here I'm sure you'd be fulfilled...

So DON'T DO IT! :shit:

[sunhuntin]

CaN...no way of contacting him. lol. and he doesnt show up often enough for me to get the point across.

MDU...the thought has crossed my mind, but id rather keep it to online...more fun that way and then no regrets either side.

[The Stranger]

MDU...the thought has crossed my mind, but id rather keep it to online...more fun that way and then no regrets either side.

Sorry MDU can't reply. He is on his way to wanganui.
Mentioned something about a prostate exam or such like.

[Hitcher]

Mentioned something about a prostrate exam or such like.

That's one you do lying down.

[The Stranger]

That's one you do lying down.

Thank you Hitcher, now corrected so that you may rest easy.

[mstriumph]

:shit:

just a brief glance at the thread headings and i misread this one as 'sex for bikes' ........

wondered wat indy was up to NOW

.......... shouldn't have bothered

ok, as you were :zzzz:

[Oakie]

Where did you ride your wife too????.......:innocent:
And dont say heaven and back cos i will go....:puke:

Well from the lounge to the bedroom if you must know....

[sunhuntin]

That's one you do lying down.

hmmm, i wouldnt do that to a guy if he was standing, could cause injury, so i think CaN got it right in a way...

[SlashWylde]

Some reasons why motorcycles are better than women:

Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.

Motorcycles' curves never sag.

Motorcycles last longer.

Motorcycles don't get pregnant.

You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.

Motorcycles don't have parents.

Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.

You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.

If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.

If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.

Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.

When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.

Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.

Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.

New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.

If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.

If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.

If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.

If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.

You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.

You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.

You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.

(the additional notes were contributed a friend of the author)

If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.

You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.

Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.

Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.

Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.

Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.

Motorcycles don't care if you are late.

You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.

It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.

If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.

[KATWYN]

Just out of curiousity Indy - you don't happen to like vanilla ice cream do you?

[ManDownUnder]

Sorry MDU can't reply. He is on his way to wanganui.
Mentioned something about a prostate exam or such like.

Just read that - thanks Mate...

and no - prostate exams can be fun... with the right woman/toy/intentions...

So I'm told... :whistle:

Hitch - standing.. legs apart... and try to kiss your own right knee...

[ManDownUnder]

MDU...the thought has crossed my mind, but id rather keep it to online...more fun that way and then no regrets either side.

AND you can take on HOW MANY GUYS AT ONCE???

[sunhuntin]

AND you can take on HOW MANY GUYS AT ONCE???

as many as want to play :first: lol.

[Hitcher]

Hitch - standing.. legs apart... and try to kiss your own right knee...

I know your sort. You just want to stick your finger up my bottom.

[The_Dover]

Your burfday comin up innit??

Yeah, so if anyone has a missus or a daughter over the age of sixteen then PM me for details of the next big game.

:blip:

[Wolf]

you don't have to cuddle your bike afterwards.
No wonder your bike feels rejected!

[ManDownUnder]

I know your sort. You just want to stick your finger up my bottom.

And I drink brandy for "medicinal purposes" too... all in the name of medicine... really!

[Wolf]

Sex vs Bike ride...

Hmmmm, interesting question (and done before but worth bringing it up for the "new blood")

All I'm going to say is that after either I want to sit back and have a cigarette...

[ManDownUnder]

I don't see why it's Sex versus Bikes...

I mean given the choice I'd think sex NOW... the bike will be there when I'm done (in an hour or two...)

If it's an organised ride (the bike that is) then tell your mates what's up and get them to wait - if they don't wait... they're clearly not your mates...

[Rossi Gal]

Funny how you think that, but in my experience it takes two. Maybe you're not doing it right? Communication perhaps?

I was going to say it's a team sport, but that's only on special occasions..


Sorry John, it must be my time of month.

this is something that a man whos not getting any says...Dover, did your team kick you out?? hehe your time of the month? yeah right!!

[Rossi Gal]

why not sex on a bike?? a mate of mine from canada and i were cybering the other day... i think sex on a bike is entirely possible and id be willing to try it!

it is possible...and pretty bloody good too. that way u dont have to choose between the two either...;)

[Rossi Gal]

come on guys how can there be any comparison?
sex wins - no contest

maybe those that voted bike just don't know any better?

those that voted bikes must get some pretty crappy sex :innocent: hehehehe dont hurt me..

[Oakie]

Originally Posted by Oakie
you don't have to cuddle your bike afterwards.


No wonder your bike feels rejected!

I will admit to giving it a loving pat on the seat or tank after we get to work safely each morning. Would that do?

[Wolf]

I will admit to giving it a loving pat on the seat or tank after we get to work safely each morning. Would that do?
Me too - and again when we get safely home.

Don't tell Strayjuliet, she'll get jealous...

[sunhuntin]

it is possible...and pretty bloody good too. that way u dont have to choose between the two either...;)


was this while the bike was moving?

[The_Dover]

this is something that a man whos not getting any says...Dover, did your team kick you out?? hehe your time of the month? yeah right!!

no, my team got a stern warning from the coach.

i don't accept anything but 100% effort. and I hope you're being gentle on mr poos. you can't expect an athlete to play a full 80 mins after a couple of seasons on the sidelines.

[Kyle]

Had to vote sex. Going by the poll we are getting enough biking, need more sex, hmm sounds like my life lately :cry:

[Rossi Gal]

was this while the bike was moving?

nah it wasnt. havent fuond someone that i trust enough being a pillion with let alone tring that haha maybe one day...:innocent:

[Wolf]

nah it wasnt. havent fuond someone that i trust enough being a pillion with let anlone tring that haha maybe one day...:innocent:
I have found plenty of people I trust to pillion me, but none that I'd trust to keep their mind on controlling the bike whilst in the midst of passionate sex, let alone an orgasm...

Safer while the bike's stopped, methinks. Falling of the seat in a moment of passion would be bad enough; riding into a wall with the throttle jammed full open while the rider has her eys shut, screaming "OOOOOHHHHHH GOD!" would be a lot worse.

[KATWYN]

the rider has her eys shut, screaming "OOOOOHHHHHH GOD!".


Is this comment so everyone thinks that "you da man" :zzzz: ...way too much information

[Wolf]

Is this comment so everyone knows that "you da man" :zzzz:
Now, that would be telling...

[KATWYN]

Now, that would be telling...

Better still......can we have your pillions opinion perhaps....
rather than yours?? you know blowing your own trumpet sorta thing :laugh::first:

[Hitcher]

Only Ron Jeremy is capable of "blowing his own trumpet". Apparently...

[Wolf]

Better still......can we have your pillions opinion perhaps....
rather than yours?? you know blowing your own trumpet sorta thing :laugh::first:
Well, my "pillion" keeps coming back - we've had three kids together already and are "at risk" of having more...

Not into blowing trumpets, myself, but I like the idea of having someone blow mine for me...

[Dooly]

Only Ron Jeremy is capable of "blowing his own trumpet". Apparently...

I saw it on that intanet thingy and yes he can, and did.:gob:

[KATWYN]

we've had three kids together already and are "at risk" of having more...

.


Hmmm, I haven't had any kids.......:innocent:

[sunhuntin]

Hmmm, I haven't had any kids.......:innocent:

neither....dont intend to either...cant bungy cord em to the back of the bike! LOL and they dont make helmets for newborn sized.

[Wolf]

and they dont make helmets for newborn sized.
I know :mad:

Vast untapped market, there.

[Edbear]

I have found plenty of people I trust to pillion me, but none that I'd trust to keep their mind on controlling the bike whilst in the midst of passionate sex, let alone an orgasm...

Safer while the bike's stopped, methinks. Falling of the seat in a moment of passion would be bad enough; riding into a wall with the throttle jammed full open while the rider has her eys shut, screaming "OOOOOHHHHHH GOD!" would be a lot worse.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: "You must spread...etc!" Damnit Wolf you're getting far too much rep lately!
:first:

[kevie]

HAHAHAHHAHA tried sex on a bike once (when I was a young fella) dam bike fell over LOL

[Indiana_Jones]

Can't you just ride the bike to your place, or a motel, or like a private patch of grass? lol

-Indy