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The_Dover
16th August 2006, 17:52
Fucking crooks.

That's right. It's not just the petrol folks.

I was feeling a little peckish this afternoon, on account of a hard session in the gym at lunchtime (polishing my ever more impressive guns :blip:), so I toddled along to the Caltex for some power food.

A nutritious sacrifice to the temple that is The_Dover.

So I pick out a mighty fine looking lasagne topper. $1.95 of pure protein and carbs to fuel my well oiled machine.

Just about to leave the office, emptying my pockets to slip on my leathers. I'm chucking the receipt in the bin when I notice an act of heresy has occured.

The bastards charged me $2.50, for a beef roll!! That's it.

I'm boycotting Caltex from now on. They can fool other cats with their "mistaken snack food method" of increasing their obscene profits.

but not The_Dover.

Qkchk
16th August 2006, 17:55
Your bored, right?

Scouse
16th August 2006, 17:59
Fucking crooks.

That's right. It's not just the petrol folks.

I was feeling a little peckish this afternoon, on account of a hard session in the gym at lunchtime (polishing my ever more impressive guns :blip:), so I toddled along to the Caltex for some power food.

A nutritious sacrifice to the temple that is The_Dover.

So I pick out a mighty fine looking lasagne topper. $1.95 of pure protein and carbs to fuel my well oiled machine.

Just about to leave the office, emptying my pockets to slip on my leathers. I'm chucking the receipt in the bin when I notice an act of heresy has occured.

The bastards charged me $2.50, for a beef roll!! That's it.

I'm boycotting Caltex from now on. They can fool other cats with their "mistaken snack food method" of increasing their obscene profits.

but not The_Dover.Was the Caltex run by Jews or Hindo's ore even worse Mullah's Or even more worse maori Criminals

MattRSK
16th August 2006, 18:00
I feel your pain.

cowpoos
16th August 2006, 21:47
Fucking crooks.

That's right. It's not just the petrol folks.

I was feeling a little peckish this afternoon, on account of a hard session in the gym at lunchtime (polishing my ever more impressive guns :blip:), so I toddled along to the Caltex for some power food.

A nutritious sacrifice to the temple that is The_Dover.

So I pick out a mighty fine looking lasagne topper. $1.95 of pure protein and carbs to fuel my well oiled machine.

Just about to leave the office, emptying my pockets to slip on my leathers. I'm chucking the receipt in the bin when I notice an act of heresy has occured.

The bastards charged me $2.50, for a beef roll!! That's it.

I'm boycotting Caltex from now on. They can fool other cats with their "mistaken snack food method" of increasing their obscene profits.

but not The_Dover.
you big fat cunt..... come milk my fucking cows http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=721019#post721019

Swoop
16th August 2006, 21:55
They can fool other cats with their "mistaken snack food method" of increasing their obscene profits.
Who says it is a "mistake" on the petrol companies part. It is deliberate! Who checks their receipts anyway???

This is a poor, starving petrol company trying to make a humble profit in a world where selling petrol is difficult.
Please be kind next time. They probably have a donations box next to the door.

"Thank you, come again!"

Maha
16th August 2006, 22:02
I take it you still ate it?...............:corn:
And then went back for your beef roll?....

Kornholio
16th August 2006, 22:17
And then went back for your beef roll?....

And paid for a 4 litre Premium oil pack :p