Cucking funt!!!!

[cowpoos]

right.....I got a fuck arse of a problem!!!! anyone wanna help Poo's out?

well story is...I'm ment to be racing at manfield on saturday [19th]....and the problem is my relief milker has backed out of working on saturday....and i'm a lil bit pissy about this coz I'm paid up...put some spanky new slicks on the gixxer...even cleaned my visor!!!

so if anyone out there in puter land knows how to pull tits and stand at a gate way [or knows of anyone that can???] and help carl out [a few of ya know carl] while I go and throw my bike and myself at a wall of tyres at manfield please sing out...hourly rate nogotiable [but starts at $14 for total idiots and increases from there]...

SOME FUCKER HELP ME!!!!!!!

[Swoop]

Give us yer bike and you stay there pulling tits...?:shit:


:done:

[SwanTiger]

Hey, pay for my Gas to get down there and I'll play with titties all weekend.

[cowpoos]

Hey, pay for my Gas to get down there and I'll play with titties all weekend.
deal.....$100 should cover gas yer?

[Zukin]

Hey poos

I just called my bro in law and he is already relief milking on Sat!!
Sorry dude
If I think of anyone else you will be the first to know

Best of luck

[cowpoos]

Hey poos

I just called my bro in law and he is already relief milking on Sat!!
Sorry dude
If I think of anyone else you will be the first to know

Best of luck
cheers bro.....you busy on saturday??? I have a klx300 and a drz250 you can play on between milkings!!!!!

[SwanTiger]

deal.....$100 should cover gas yer?
Yep, I'll just make a phone call and confirm whether or not that was a legitimate offer on my part.

[skidMark]

get dover to do it then again he might end up "milking"your bulls

[SwanTiger]

All good for Saturday if you are keen Mr Poo's.

[poorbastard]

Both Milkings? Pay my gas from Welly and I'll do It for ya.

[poorbastard]

Looks like someone already offered.

[Pumba]

Bugger I remember the days of pullin tits to ake a living. Not even worth me considering wasteing a weekend thou. The memorys just aint that good.:finger:

[Quasievil]

You can send your Cows up to Hammy if you like, and I can Milk them here if it helps?:msn-wink:

Mum always said I was a lateral thinker

[Kendog]

Have no idea what to do with tits, but know one end of a gate from the other. What sort of starting time are we talking, dawn like most, or do your cows wait for you?
Mrs KD
Oh, and did you say you had farm bikes to play on???:innocent:

[Deano]

Two offers already.....now that's a support network !!

Don't ya love KB ?:grouphug:

[cowpoos]

Two offers already.....now that's a support network !!

Don't ya love KB ?:grouphug:
fuckin awesome ain't it!!!! I'm racing this weekend now....and I really though I wouldn't be....and its all because of KB!!!!! bloody ledgends all of ya really!!!!

[FzerozeroT]

Tell Farmer to harden up and do it himself, whats the matter? he doesn't like playing with tits? I always thought he was a bit funny like that.

[Uncle B]

Have no idea what to do with tits, Mrs KD
:gob: :shutup: :msn-wink: :killingme :nya: :blip:

[Kendog]

:gob: :shutup: :msn-wink: :killingme :nya: :blip:

Oiiii!!! Lol, I meant cow titties, (then again....)??:confused:

[Pex Adams]

:gob: :shutup: :msn-wink: :killingme :nya: :blip:

And here you are trying to be all respectable and nice, you disgust me!!!:nono:

[Uncle B]

I couldn't help myself.....:innocent:

[Hitcher]

SOME FUCKER HELP ME!!!!!!!

Mate! Short notice and I am already booked up for Saturday.

But I have cupped a few udders in my day and can assemble and disassemble most dairy sheds blindfolded. By all means keep me in mind for future assistance (weekends only) and I'm happy to do it for beer! I even have my own gummies but would need to borrow an apron from somewhere...

[chanceyy]

if i was not already coffee bytch & coming to watch could have put cups on ..

blew my sis in laws father away when i went to stay and was out milking he showed me how to put them on .. and 5 mins later he said fark you picked that up fast .. did not have the heart to tell him i helped freinds out in weekends when i was younger so already knew how to put cups on etc :innocent: :killingme :nya: :motu:

[Timber020]

Crikey mate are you on twice a day already or are you town supply? Aint it funny so many kiwibikers can pull tits?

Ah the bad memories. If you cant find anyone for sunday bell me on 0211197276

[bugjuice]

so.... we have to pay you upwards of 14 bucks to play with tits all weekend?
it's fukin tempting, it's way cheaper than the tits on K'rd.. But I can't get down there, so I'll have to pass.. Shame tho, be nice to play with tits, and tis cheap..

[Dadpole]

Steve Murray in Fstn will be sitting on his arse doing nothing this weekend. :innocent: