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Flyingpony
17th August 2006, 10:17
Monastery Life A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." He goes down into t he dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.

He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing, "We missed the "R" ! , we missed the "R" !" His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, Father?" With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was... CELEBRATE !!!"

Sniper
17th August 2006, 10:19
Very funny, but its a ...........

merv
17th August 2006, 10:42
Very funny, but its a ...........

Do you say the same to your Mrs when she wants sex by saying "No dear you asked me for that last year it would be a repeat?"

I see you are OK though you have a 3 bedroom house so you can keep your distance.

Flyingpony
17th August 2006, 10:50
Very funny, but its a ...........

And the link to the other thread is ... ?

I did two searches using 'Monastery Life' and '+Monastery +CELEBRATE'.
Found no matches.


And Merv ... :killingme

The_Dover
17th August 2006, 11:05
shame it's spelled celibate.

not celebate.

ManDownUnder
17th August 2006, 11:18
shame it's spelled celibate.

I wonder if we should all argue over it - y'know... mass debate

The_Dover
17th August 2006, 11:24
are you sure your name isn't Juan Kerr?

Colapop
17th August 2006, 13:04
Dover has joined Hitcher youth!! :gob:

ManDownUnder
17th August 2006, 13:13
are you sure your name isn't Juan Kerr?

No - I'm Wayne,

Juan is the subject of Madonna's song ... "Express yourself"

bungbung
17th August 2006, 13:44
Find out for yourself:

http://www.waynekerrtest.com/