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MattRSK
17th August 2006, 19:25
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

Filterer
17th August 2006, 21:45
Dude thats deep

MattRSK
17th August 2006, 21:47
Really phylosophical I know!

Highlander
17th August 2006, 21:51
You been talking to Norm? I recall hearing him tell that to Cliff and Sam on an episode of Cheers.

MattRSK
17th August 2006, 21:53
Think i drunk too much that night, can't remember. Probably didn't need those braincells anyway. Better for it.

Highlander
17th August 2006, 21:58
Hard to fault his logic though.

MattRSK
17th August 2006, 22:00
Yes and Al Bundy, modern day scholars. Prophets even. Church of No Mam'

Sniper
18th August 2006, 14:16
Very good, but its also a repo....