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Beemer
24th August 2006, 14:06
The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
Sniper
24th August 2006, 14:32
Repost, but bloody funny none the less
Beemer
24th August 2006, 14:37
Bugger, hadn't seen it anywhere, sorry!
Sniper
24th August 2006, 14:41
Bugger, hadn't seen it anywhere, sorry!

Its the intarnet, never be sorry
Ghost Lemur
24th August 2006, 15:11
Bugger, hadn't seen it anywhere, sorry!

Never be sorry.

If it wasn't for reposts Sniper wouldn't have a hope in hell of being the first to 20000 posts. :Pokey:
Sniper
24th August 2006, 15:19
If it wasn't for reposts Sniper wouldn't have a hope in hell of being the first to 20000 posts. :Pokey:

My 10000 posts consisted of under 20 posts containing "repost", and its proberbly known in the upper echolones of KB that I could do the same in a year if I so wished. But I dont feel the need anymore, Kiwibiker is about bikers, not shit spouting. The repost phase is only recent, and because of that and its not been done before its more noticable,
Wasp
24th August 2006, 16:18
Sniper currently has 43 posts containing the word "repost"

Although I do agree with you Ghost Lemur,

the above search does not include posts defining the validity of Snipers' view that its a repost
Sniper
24th August 2006, 16:21
the above search does not include posts defining the validity of Snipers' view that its a repost

I can play this game too. A repost is a repost if posted on a forum before regardless of if the veiwer has seen it before or now.
The_Dover
24th August 2006, 17:06
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

but paper comes from trees??

trees dont smell funny
merv
24th August 2006, 19:36
If Sniper posted a link to the original post instead of being such a lazy fucker I might have a slight bit of respect for his "repost" comment otherwise for all I know he's crying wolf or just crying like a baby maybe.
Sniper
24th August 2006, 19:49
If Sniper posted a link to the original post instead of being such a lazy fucker I might have a slight bit of respect for his "repost" comment otherwise for all I know he's crying wolf or just crying like a baby maybe.

Gosh, arent you tough. You get up on the wrong side of the bed today merv?
merv
24th August 2006, 20:40
Nah just getting my post count up without having to resort to "repost".
Wasp
24th August 2006, 23:40
hey that sounds like a good idea merv :shifty:

give sniper a run for 'is money!
Sniper
25th August 2006, 07:58
hey that sounds like a good idea merv :shifty:

give sniper a run for 'is money!

If you want, but Im sure the mods may have something to say about that. My days of trying to see if I can get to x posts are over. Nothing to look forward to except another gay rainbow.

I get my kicks from other means now