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placidfemme
24th August 2006, 15:13
Ever wanted to be a trucker?

Perhaps you want to waste good petrol for no reason?

Have an issue with the size of your "member" and wanna feel more important?

Or maybe you just have way too much money than you know what to do with?

Well here is the solution to your problem:

http://www.internationaldelivers.com/site_layout/XTFamily/cxt.asp
BeakerRAT
24th August 2006, 15:18
Outta my way sheep shaggers!
Finn
24th August 2006, 15:23
Oh hell yeah! I want one.
ManDownUnder
24th August 2006, 15:27
Have an issue with the size of your "member" and wanna feel more important?


Funny you should say that...

oh - I see what you mean... sorry...
Motoracer
24th August 2006, 15:27
Who wants to be a sissy and get a tiny little hummer when you can have this bad boy?!

I hope Motu will never get one of these though, otherwise we'll be in trouble. A Pajero is bad enough but this... :shit:
The Pastor
24th August 2006, 16:10
I'd buy one. IF I were gay.
Finn
24th August 2006, 16:17
I'd buy one. IF I were gay.

So when yah getting one?
kickingzebra
24th August 2006, 16:20
I'd have one,
How the feck are you gonna lane split past one of them on our huge wide roads!! What a lark, people open their doors in the car park, and barely touch your running boards!! How cool!!!
The Pastor
24th August 2006, 16:35
I'd have one,
How the feck are you gonna lane split past one of them on our huge wide roads!! What a lark, people open their doors in the car park, and barely touch your running boards!! How cool!!!


Then once you get it raise it up and put some monsta wheels on it, Instead of lane splitting you can lane crunch your way up the line....
Qkchk
24th August 2006, 16:36
I was always told not to bring work issues into the home...............
WRT
24th August 2006, 16:44
Ditch the double cab and make it a 2-door, lower the whole thing three feet, fit some spinners and a body kit and sign me up. Oh, and some fluffy dice please.
Motu
24th August 2006, 17:17
As a little guy....I can really see me in one of those - guys would now respect me,girls would want to go to bed with me.I reckon that's the ultimate little man's truck - sign me up!
sAsLEX
24th August 2006, 17:25
Oh hell yeah! I want one.

Instead of this silly camper van your making get this thing and tow the biggest fucking caravan ever built!
hazard02
24th August 2006, 18:09
Yeah its big, but is it really big enough to get the kids to school?
Skyryder
24th August 2006, 18:43
'Bout the only thing that would get you into a rally trailoring the bike.

Skyryder
Colapop
24th August 2006, 19:19
Ya don't even have to buy one if you work down at the wharves (stevedoring). Unload the vehicle transporters and you can play on all the new and used vehicles that come in...
James Deuce
24th August 2006, 19:21
Heehee Repost!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=255195&postcount=42
Colapop
24th August 2006, 19:24
Nah you're wrong... that one's a RXT, PF's is a CXT!!
McJim
24th August 2006, 19:29
This is where I'm at odds with the US (and Australian) vehicle markets. They seem to keep making these massive vehicles with massive engines.

I believe in making tiny vehicles with MASSIVE engines...like the TVR speed 12....Triumph Rocket III...much more effective.

Course I haven't got the trouser department problem that makes people want big vehicles...what? you didn''t think the 'big' in Big McJim referred to my stature did you? I'm just a shortarse really.
Street Gerbil
24th August 2006, 20:31
Hey, I can use this thingy to haul my Street Magic across the Bridge!
Timber020
24th August 2006, 22:58
Hey another product from the nation that has brought us more useless substandard vehicles than the eastern block.

And they wonder why the American Auto giants are shrinking?
Finn
24th August 2006, 23:08
Instead of this silly camper van your making get this thing and tow the biggest fucking caravan ever built!

11.5 metres with 2 slides outs isn't big enough? But I like the way you think.
Brian d marge
25th August 2006, 01:19
Mhhhhhhhehhh I ride a TK Bedford almost the same tonnage , same gas consumption ,,but way cooler !
:rockon:

Rock on Bedford ...

Stephen
Nicksta
25th August 2006, 01:28
Oh my...... yup, america at its best.. and i have to put up with it daily.. only last week i saw a 4 person family pull up to the airport with two H3's, cos they couldnt fit into one.... here.. apparently, bigger is better.... you should have seen the parking lot at parents visitation this year....


I'd have one,
How the feck are you gonna lane split past one of them on our huge wide roads!! What a lark, people open their doors in the car park, and barely touch your running boards!! How cool!!!

you forget that american roads are twice as wide as ours.. and the car parks are too... to accommodate the larger vehicles..... :rolleyes: ;)
Back Fire
25th August 2006, 01:55
you forget that american roads are twice as wide as ours.. and the car parks are too... to accommodate the larger vehicles..... :rolleyes: ;)

sounds more like the 'special needs' of their parking skills...
Nicksta
25th August 2006, 06:53
sounds more like the 'special needs' of their parking skills...

i was being diplomatic.... some yanks can drive.
Back Fire
25th August 2006, 06:58
i was being diplomatic.... some yanks can drive.

some......
sAsLEX
25th August 2006, 08:24
This is where I'm at odds with the US (and Australian) vehicle markets. They seem to keep making these massive vehicles with massive engines.

I believe in making tiny vehicles with MASSIVE engines...like the TVR speed 12....Triumph Rocket III...much more effective.

Course I haven't got the trouser department problem that makes people want big vehicles...what? you didn''t think the 'big' in Big McJim referred to my stature did you? I'm just a shortarse really.

GT40 and 427 Cobra hail from there and aint large or lacking in cubic capacity.......