Hot sauce

[thehollowmen]

Oks, this is driving me bonkers.

A few years ago I was given a bottle of hot sauce called "spontaneous combustion" and it blows Kaitaia Fire and tabasco sauce away. Hotter even than El Yucateco Green Mexican Hot Sauce. Anyways, it is great stuff. And I'm almost out.

I've been asking up and down the country and every place that used to sell hot sauces .. well the don't any more. I could order some from the US but shipping will be terrible.

I can't find a decently spicey hotsauce in NZ. So I'm calling on the knowledge of kiwibiker: Where can I get a good hotsauce in NZ?

I'm looking for anything with names like:

Mad Dog's Revenge
Da' Bomb Ground Zero Hot Sauce
Dave's Ultimate Insanity Sauce
Blair's Death Rain
Crazy Jerry's Biker Trash D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. Hot Sauce
911 hot sauce
Anchor Bar Suicide Wing Sauce
Satan's Blood Hot Sauce
Pure Poison Hot Sauce
Toxic Waste Pepper Extract Sauce
Ring Of Fire - Xtra Hot Hot Sauce
Buttplug Relief Hot Sauce
Screaming Sphincter Hot Sauce
Anal annihilation Hot sauce


Ok you probably have got the picture by now...

[The_Dover]

Dave's Insanity Sauce is the nastiest shit I have ever tried.

I had a bottle for years and never made a dent in it despite using it for a killer ring-stinger chili every saturday for four years at uni.

It was also great for parties and flushing out "hard men". Give the fuckers a half teaspoon of that shit, game over. I used to drink a bottle of tabasco and then challenge them to try this stuff, fuck I laughed.

Best time was when this real dumb scouser decided to stick his finger on the teaspoon and then in his mouth, rather than just sticking the spoon in. He then proceeded to rub his eyes, dumb shit. We were giving the prick eyebaths for hours.

Then he went for a piss.

[Colapop]

I saw some item on a place (probably in the States) that sold only hot sauce... Can't remember it so that's no damn good is it?

[The Pastor]

Its still being made, So try some speical food importer? you know the real expensive/posh cafe ones. Might cost you 20-30 bucks but im betting it will last ages (get a few bottles of them sent over save on shipping)

[The_Dover]

if you get stuck I'll ask my old lady to chuck a couple of bottles in the post.

i could use a decent hot sauce.

[Lias]

Some of the Blairs blah blah range are rated at 16 million scovilles.

Hubba hubba thats a spicey meatball!

[Street Gerbil]

You can probably brew some yourself. Don't you guys have habanero peppers around here? Just stick them in the food processor (NOT THE BLENDER!!!) with some salt and vinegar and voila! The nastiest stuff I ever tasted.

[Squeak the Rat]

You want some of this shit (if you're man enough):
http://www.primidi.com/2005/05/09.html or telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/05/08/wchil08.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/05/08/ixhome.html)


Purchaser of this product hereby acknowledges the intense heat factor of this product and the element of danger if misused. This product is over 100 time hotter than a jalapeno pepper and is a complex blend of fresh peppers and extracts. This product is not a sauce but a food additive and should be used as such only.