Feeling completely SHITTE!!!

[Pex Adams]

I'm interested in knowing what some of you all do, when you come down with the typical winter flu:sick:

I feel like shit, am taking every drug sold on the planet, including NyQuil, which as some of you know, is the most powerful flu mixture sold in the states! Its great for getting you into a coma, thats for sure:zzzz:

I've only had soup and water for the past 48 hours, and am starting to want some wholesome food.

Any ideas???

[Sniper]

None hear mate, but stay away from medicines. Doesnt do your immune system any good.

[gijoe1313]

A famous comfort food for me is a slap up feed of bacon, chinese sausage (Lap chong) eggs (purse or sunny side up), tomatoes (about 3 split in half, cooked with pepper,salt and lea & perrins), rice, peas and worchester sauce - all in large copius amounts, washed down with about a litre of your fave drink! A mix of East meets West sort of thing.

Hope ya get over ya cold so ya can ride your two wheels of freedom with enjoyment!

[Fishy]

I was sick with the same thing from Thursday right through the weekend.

I found drinking lemon and honey drinks with bacardi was good and I also took a walk down to my swamp with the gun to look for rabbits which was a bit of fun.

[skelstar]

Surf for some porn.

[Sniper]

A famous comfort food for me is a slap up feed of bacon, chinese sausage (Lap chong) eggs (purse or sunny side up), tomatoes (about 3 split in half, cooked with pepper,salt and lea & perrins), rice, peas and worchester sauce - all in large copius amounts, washed down with about a litre of your fave drink! A mix of East meets West sort of thing.


You SOB!!!! I havent had lunch yet.

[Colapop]

For me the best thing is to jump into the sauna. A good hot sauna for as long as you can stand it (1/2 hour) seems to kill the flu.
This is not medical advice if you have a pre-existing medical condition....

[Pex Adams]

A famous comfort food for me is a slap up feed of bacon, chinese sausage (Lap chong) eggs (purse or sunny side up), tomatoes (about 3 split in half, cooked with pepper,salt and lea & perrins), rice, peas and worchester sauce - all in large copius amounts, washed down with about a litre of your fave drink! A mix of East meets West sort of thing.

Hope ya get over ya cold so ya can ride your two wheels of freedom with enjoyment!

I like the idea of Bacon, eggs, sausages - that washed down with some Cool Beavies surely would fix everything!!!

[Fatjim]

You are such a soft cock!!!! I hope you don't think you're eligable for sick leave, you've only been in the place for 5 minutes.

I hope this isn't an excuss not to cook me and Uncle B some eggs on Wednesday!!

PS, did you video the MGP and SBK?

[Squeak the Rat]

KFC! (the horror, the horror)

[The_Dover]

They're called hard pills.

PM me, I'll courier some to you.

[mstriumph]

chicken soup ............

[Finn]

They're called hard pills.

PM me, I'll courier some to you.

How would Viagra help him?

[The_Dover]

How would Viagra help him?

Not your "get hard" pills, Grandad.

These ones are designed for girls blouses that can't blow their nose without a cuddle, let alone blow their load.

[Pex Adams]

How would Viagra help him?


They're called hard pills.

PM me, I'll courier some to you.

Are you 2 trying to say something???


You are such a soft cock!!!! I hope you don't think you're eligable for sick leave, you've only been in the place for 5 minutes.

I hope this isn't an excuss not to cook me and Uncle B some eggs on Wednesday!!

PS, did you video the MGP and SBK?

It was only Formula 1 this weekend, didn't you know that? Don't you have power or something at your place.:killingme

Anyways, at least I'm at work, not off hitting on Married woman in the workplace!!!:love: :love: :love:

[Squeak the Rat]

PS, did you video the MGP and SBK?
Superbikes are next monday morning. 1:15am.

[bobsmith]

good solid food, none of this soup crap... The more fat and sugar in it the better too... uhhh some vitamin C on the side? (none of this vitamin C suppliment crap either, I say take half a litre of Orange juice...) Usually, bacon, steaks, eggs and lots of orange juice does the trick for me (orange juice gives you the needed sugar as well, ever seen the label of orange juice? more sugar than... well can't tell you since I've never seen the label on the orange juice...)

[Squeak the Rat]

(orange juice gives you the needed sugar as well, ever seen the label of orange juice? more sugar than... well can't tell you since I've never seen the label on the orange juice...)
Whatever you do, don't give your drugs to bobsmith. shit too late.... :rofl:

[Firefight]

yeah had it for a few days,



have been pouring rum:drinkup: :drinkup: into the system every night:zzzz:

think I am starting to cum right:wacko:


F/F

[Squeak the Rat]

think I am starting to cum right:wacko:


Try changing hands.

[Firefight]

Try changing hands.




yeah, have tried. (MUST SPREAD REP....BLA BLA, )


F/F

[Swoop]

Get your arse down to the skifields.
A couple of days excercise and fresh air + drinkies in the evening does the trick.

I kid you not. Done it a couple of times myself and it works.:mellow:

[chanceyy]

immunofort .. take 1 daily .. double it if you feel bot coming on .. kills it in its tracks

[andrea]

Surf for some porn.
yeah yeah do what some guys do surf the porn sites and sweat it out:tugger:

nah but serious stay nice and warm, heaps of liquids, nice hot bath, hmm hot soup, and if you got a sore throat or something umm ive been told to crush abit of fresh ginger and put it in hot water with lemon and honey.
or if you want to do it island styles, take a swig of fresh ginger juice, its yuck and hot as a mutha farker (i spewed it up:sick: :puke: when i was told to drink it) but it works.

[McJim]

Whenever my Grandfather got the 'flu (He was a steelworker in Glasgow's East End) he used to buy a bottle of whisky and take his hat to bed.

He'd take the hat and put it at the foot of his bed, hed then crawl under the covers and drink the whisky until he couldn't see the hat any more.

didn't cure the 'flu but stopped him thinking about the symptoms. Lived into his nineties so didn't do him any lasting harm.

[Uncle B]

I have the complete cure......cost about $2.00, cures everything from the common cold to the next door neighbours cat putting paw prints over nice new falcons.
One application is all that's needed and you'll never feel anything again....ever

Or take some Viagra for a laugh.

[gijoe1313]

You SOB!!!! I havent had lunch yet.

Fark'n hell! I posted that at 3.40? Dewd, you must have been seriously overworking (in which case I pity you!) - or you been blatting around on your bike (in which case I hate you!).

I had careers evening with parents/students and after it finished I had to go for a nice night blat around the back blocks of Takanini!

[R6_kid]

go to the gym and work on your pex, or quads, or hams, biceps/triceps maybe?

[Pex Adams]

If you want to do it island styles, take a swig of fresh ginger juice, its yuck and hot as a mutha farker (i spewed it up:sick: :puke: when i was told to drink it) but it works.

Island style! Have you been talking to Dafe? Inducing vomit, all you need for that is imagining Tongueing my Grandmather:sick: :sick: :sick:

[Sniper]

Fark'n hell! I posted that at 3.40? Dewd, you must have been seriously overworking (in which case I pity you!) - or you been blatting around on your bike (in which case I hate you!).

Working. I was by myself yesterday (and today) and I always forget lunch. Thanks god for the chicks who all fall for my amazingly good looks and buy me stuff :laugh:

[andrea]

Island style! Have you been talking to Dafe? Inducing vomit, all you need for that is imagining Tongueing my Grandmather:sick: :sick: :sick:

so you got a picture of your grandmother?:shifty: :bleh: :devil2:

"jokes"

[Colapop]

Nope but I gots da Jandal!

[The Pastor]

A tube of wasabi will do the trick

[Paul in NZ]

Working. I was by myself yesterday (and today) and I always forget lunch. Thanks god for the chicks who all fall for my amazingly good looks and buy me stuff :laugh:

You changed jobs and working for the blind institute mate?? ;-)

[Paul in NZ]

How would Viagra help him?

It would keep the sheets off him and cool him down...

[Sniper]

You changed jobs and working for the blind institute mate?? ;-)

:shake: :bleh:

[andrea]

Nope but I gots da Jandal!

Wot kolar chandels u cod protha, hehe id rather haf da chandel to da head den having a tin of korn biff fro'n in da face:yes: (by mum of course:gob: )