How pissed have you been?

[miSTa]

This bad (or good depending on your perspective)? :gob:

[McJim]

This bad (or good depending on your perspective)? :gob:

Shit - I think that photo with the face in the urinal was me in London 7 years ago. Don't remember the fokker with the camera being there though....

[miSTa]

A few more to bring back some memories...

[sprocket]

LMFAO that guy craped his chair .....and the chick looks like she just got a wiff of it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[StoneChucker]

Har har:2thumbsup Those were good! Also, good signs of what not to do! (or doo doo, as the case may be):gob:
Puke & pass out yeah, but I'm sorry, if you crap yourself in public (and you have no medical reason for incontinence), you are a looser! But shit, it's funny to see, kinda.

My worst night was on my 18th, I was told I had been running around the club like a rabid animal, knocking over people's drinks and causing general mayhem. On the way out I managed to sprain my ankle, scratch my watch and puke in my friends car (inside of the car door as I opened it while he was driving to puke out of...). Next morning while still drunk, I washed my pants with my wallet in them and went to my last driving lesson before my final test. I'm not sure what my instructor thought when the temporary licence he asked for was given to him completely wet & almost unreadable...

(Yeah, in South Africa we think it's kinda stupid to let kids drive cars, so we make the legal age for a full licence 18. It's a pity there are no resources in SA, so that law is negated by us having a really high road toll. SA could do with NZ's police/traffic resources and NZ could do with SA's licence rules.)

[Macktheknife]

What about these?

[Maha]

Farken' funny pics, that bloke with his head in the can looks like a certain R6 rider i know....mmmmmmmm?

[kiwifruit]

thats some funny shit, no pun
the one with the girl taped on the wall looks fun!

[Flatcap]

Yes -as Uncle Tommy always says "You aint been drunk 'till ya shit yaself"

Words of wisdom

[laRIKin]

Even Santa likes a drink or 12.

[Kendog]

Even Santa likes a drink or 12.

WTF????

Does that mean Santa is not real?

I need a drink!

[laRIKin]

WTF????

Does that mean Santa is not real?

I need a drink!

Of course he's real.





Real drunk.

[Flatcap]

Well if I had spoilt little shits pissing on my lap and screaming demands for presents all day I would be getting hammered.....

[Zed]

Who hath woe? who hath sorrow? who hath contentions? who hath babbling? who hath wounds without cause? who hath redness of eyes? They that tarry long at the wine; they that go to seek mixed wine. Look not thou upon the wine when it is red, when it giveth his colour in the cup, when it moveth itself aright. At the last it biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder. Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart shall utter perverse things. Yea, thou shalt be as he that lieth down in the midst of the sea, or as he that lieth upon the top of a mast. They have stricken me, shalt thou say, and I was not sick; they have beaten me, and I felt it not: when shall I awake? I will seek it yet again. Proverbs 23:29-35