Hillbilly
28th August 2006, 23:47
Hopefully, this isn't a repost. :innocent:
Subject: Boudreaux
A big woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm,
revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked,
"What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
At the end of the bar, was Boudreaux, a skinny little Cajun, who was VERY drunk.
Boudreaux slammed his hand on the bar and said,
"Give dat Ballerina a drink!"
Thibodeaux, the bartender, a close friend of Boudreaux's, poured the drink and the woman
chugged it down.
She turned again to the patrons and pointed around at all of them, revealing her hairy armpit,
and asked, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, Boudreaux slapped his hand down on the bar and said, "Give dat Ballerina anudder
drink!"
Thibodeaux, finally approached Boudreaux and asked, "Boudreaux mah frien', I know it's your
bidness of course if you want to buy dat lady a drink, but how come ya'll keep callin' her a
Ballerina?"
Boudreaux replied, "Thibodeaux.... to me, any woman what can lift her leg dat high.... has got
to be a Ballerina!
Subject: Boudreaux
A big woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm,
revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked,
"What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
At the end of the bar, was Boudreaux, a skinny little Cajun, who was VERY drunk.
Boudreaux slammed his hand on the bar and said,
"Give dat Ballerina a drink!"
Thibodeaux, the bartender, a close friend of Boudreaux's, poured the drink and the woman
chugged it down.
She turned again to the patrons and pointed around at all of them, revealing her hairy armpit,
and asked, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, Boudreaux slapped his hand down on the bar and said, "Give dat Ballerina anudder
drink!"
Thibodeaux, finally approached Boudreaux and asked, "Boudreaux mah frien', I know it's your
bidness of course if you want to buy dat lady a drink, but how come ya'll keep callin' her a
Ballerina?"
Boudreaux replied, "Thibodeaux.... to me, any woman what can lift her leg dat high.... has got
to be a Ballerina!