Hillbilly
29th August 2006, 18:20
You know how the Aussies love to give Kiwis shit about being "sheep shaggers" and so on. Well, here's a little story that goes the other way.
Australian Virgin
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraid
of spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry. She
had been with so many perverted men over the years that she
felt she needed a change and would only get one by marrying
a virgin male near her age.
She took out ads in newspapers around the world seeking a male
virgin who was 55 years old. She finally narrowed her choice to an
Australian computer programmer.
After a thorough background check, she was satisfied that he had
indeed never been with a woman and they were married. On their
wedding night, she went into the bathroom to change into her
nightie. When she came back out, she found that her new
husband had taken the bed and everything in the room and stacked
it in one corner of the room. Thinking this was rather kinky, she said
to her husband, "I thought you had never been with a woman."
He replied, "That's true, but if it's anythin' like screwin' a 'roo,
I reckin' we're gonna to need all the room we can get!
Australian Virgin
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraid
of spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry. She
had been with so many perverted men over the years that she
felt she needed a change and would only get one by marrying
a virgin male near her age.
She took out ads in newspapers around the world seeking a male
virgin who was 55 years old. She finally narrowed her choice to an
Australian computer programmer.
After a thorough background check, she was satisfied that he had
indeed never been with a woman and they were married. On their
wedding night, she went into the bathroom to change into her
nightie. When she came back out, she found that her new
husband had taken the bed and everything in the room and stacked
it in one corner of the room. Thinking this was rather kinky, she said
to her husband, "I thought you had never been with a woman."
He replied, "That's true, but if it's anythin' like screwin' a 'roo,
I reckin' we're gonna to need all the room we can get!