$100 tattoo

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar
Bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my
Hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is recovering nicely at the Royal Melbourne Hospital

[Sniper]

Adpatation of an older joke, but funny not the less

[Naki Rat]

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda,
says, "Where in the hell have you been"?

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo".
A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you
get?"
I got 2 x $50 notes on my pen!s," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking"? she said, shaking her
head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred
dollars's tattooed on his privates?"


"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want".

Larry is recovering in ward 23.

[Beemer]

Repost - http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=34805&highlight=I+like+to+watch+my+money+grow BMW (Bloody Mad Woman) got there first!

[one fast tl1ooo]

Larry's In Room 232 in the Hospital


Ok, you are asking who in the hell is 'Larry'?
Larry gets home late one night and his wife Linda, says,
'Where in the hell have you been?'
Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking?!' Shaking her head in disgust.
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his
privates?'
'Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right at home
and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'
Larry is recovering in room 232 at the Hospital, say a prayer that he
survives....

[Hopeful Bastard]

hahaha :niceone: