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placidfemme
30th August 2006, 13:38
I didn't wanna put this in the jokes sections... cause its not really a joke... so yeah, if the mod's feel like this is posted in the wrong place... please feel free to move it...

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The motorcycle is my shepherd
I shall not want
It maketh me burnout on black pavements
It leadeth me beside busy motorways
It restoreth my soul
It leads me in the path of quickness for its names sake
Yea I ride through the valley of adrenalin
I shall fear no turbo
For Torque art with me
Thy clutch and thy throttle they comfort me
Thou preparest a Track for me in the presense of mine enemies
Thou hast anointed my engine with oil
My bike overpowers
Surely traction and victory shall follow me
All the days of my life
And I shall dwell in the house of the CC's, Forever
Amen
buellbabe
30th August 2006, 13:56
I like it...
in particular these lines...

"It restoreth my soul
It leads me in the path of quickness for its names sake
Yea I ride through the valley of adrenalin"

oh how true... I can be having a crap day then I'll get on the bike and suddenly I have forgotten whatever it was I was pissed off about... cos I'm just too damn busy enjoying myself

AMEN
Lil_Byte
30th August 2006, 16:14
Is there a bit which says saves our sanity after a bitch of a day:scooter:
Zed
30th August 2006, 17:27
It can't be a prayer, as there's no mention of God!

amen anyway :shutup:
APPLE
30th August 2006, 17:37
It can't be a prayer, as there's no mention of God!

amen anyway :shutup:

AMEN 2 THAT ZED,thats cool tho?i like it
Skyryder
30th August 2006, 17:47
It can't be a prayer, as there's no mention of God!

amen anyway :shutup:

Bollicks. You don't have to mention God to pray to him. He knows that you are talking to him.

Skyryder
Zed
30th August 2006, 17:58
Bollicks. You don't have to mention God to pray to him. He knows that you are talking to him.

Skyryderwent...straight......over............your. .......................head! :blink:
Paul in NZ
30th August 2006, 18:10
Bollicks. You don't have to mention God to pray to him. He knows that you are talking to him.

Skyryder

Yes she does! (apparently)
placidfemme
30th August 2006, 18:14
eh its not really a prayer as such, but I liked it... :)