Hi from Mom

[Mom]

Hi guys

I have been observing you lot for a while now and thought that I would join up so I can join in....:blip:
I feel I know some of you already. Hope you will all be kind to me if I mess up......:innocent:

[Motu]

Living in the USA Mom?

[McJim]

We'll be gentle - just remember - do not feed the animals - and you'll be fine.

[Maha]

Welcome Mom...where's the waffles and maple syrup?

[apteryx_haasti]

Hi Mom -

Come on in - the water's fine!

And hardly any sharks (today....)

Welcome and have fun!

A_H

[gijoe1313]

Glad to have you onboard! Always nice to have new voices coming in from the guest lists! ( I should know, I was one! ) :yes:

[Mom]

Hi Mom -

Come on in - the water's fine!

And hardly any sharks (today....)

Welcome and have fun!

A_H

Thanks apteryx_haasti, I saw a pic of Elizabeth Taylor the other day swiming with sharks........if she can I know I can..LOL......looking forward to getting to know you all better. GN250's rock!!!!!!!!! I used to sell them when they were first released in NZ back in the 80's......great bike then........great bike now......I recently sold mine.....:bye:

[kiwifruit]

Hi Mom :innocent:

[Drum]

Hi mom.

I've been meaning for years to say thanks for all the good shit you did for me as a young fella.

Im surprised youve taken up riding but, being 60 odd.

[07fatboy]

Hi guys

I have been observing you lot for a while now and thought that I would join up so I can join in....:blip:
I feel I know some of you already. Hope you will all be kind to me if I mess up......:innocent:

Hi MUM,:spudwave:
they will play nice if you play nice
:niceone: :Playnice: welcome and enjoy!!!
I'm new 2
I miss the Home cooking
:hug: :blip: :drinkup: :grouphug:

[Edbear]

We'll be gentle - just remember - do not feed the animals - and you'll be fine.





And don't get them wet after midnight....:yes:


Welcome! How long you been riding?

[ZeroIndex]

Hi Mom :innocent:

dude, seriously.. behave.. seriously.. that's not cool :p p/t

[frogfeaturesFZR]

Mom....some of the kids in this sandpit need a good spanking !:gob: Welcome:innocent:

[beyond]

Did someone mention spanking? :innocent:

Welcome Mom, I like corned beef and pickle in my sandwiches. :mellow:

[phantom]

Did someone mention spanking? :innocent:

Welcome Mom, I like corned beef and pickle in my sandwiches. :mellow:

and rice pudding for desert

G'day Mom

[Wasp]

Hey mom..

wait.... that doesnt sound right....

[Insanity_rules]

Mom....some of the kids in this sandpit need a good spanking !:gob: Welcome:innocent:

Me and all. Welcome Mom

[Sniper]

Hello

[sexy beast]

welcome to the best...it all happens here. Enjoy.

[Rossi Gal]

hi mummy!!! :) welcome home!! we missed you :)

[Lil_Byte]

Hi Mom :scooter:

I have only been here a couple of days and no one has been too mean to me yet. :spanking:

[Swoop]

Hi Mom! (and welcome!).

Now, I seem to have not received my pocket money from you in quite a few years, can you post me a cheque or something please???:done:

[Hitcher]

Hi Mom. The BDOTGNZA has its eye on you...

[Fatjim]

mmmm betty

[andrea]

hi mom
ive been naughty can you give me a spanking now:spanking:

lol jokes, welcome to the site, good to have new members:yes:

[Mom]

I am a bit confused though....

I understand this.......


We'll be gentle - just remember - do not feed the animals - and you'll be fine.

But seems there are some that really want to be fed.......LOL


Welcome Mom...where's the waffles and maple syrup?



Welcome Mom, I like corned beef and pickle in my sandwiches. :mellow:


and rice pudding for desert

G'day Mom

[Mom]

I think play nice springs to mind......I may have to add you to this list if you are not careful...:spanking:



Mom....some of the kids in this sandpit need a good spanking !:gob: Welcome:innocent:


Did someone mention spanking? :innocent:

Welcome Mom, I like corned beef and pickle in my sandwiches. :mellow:


Me and all. Welcome Mom


hi mom
ive been naughty can you give me a spanking now:spanking:

lol jokes, welcome to the site, good to have new members:yes:

[Macktheknife]

Hi guys
I feel I know some of you already. Hope you will all be kind to me if I mess up......:innocent:

I thought you said you knew them!????lolol
Welcome along anyway... please keep your fingers clear of the cages.

[Oakie]

Mom ! ... I thought you'd lost interest in bikes 30 years ago when you did that bike wheelie on Graeme's bike, slid off the back and fell on your arse in the driveway. Good on ya!
(And welcome. Word of warning ... don't open the 4th door on the left).

[Mom]

Welcome! How long you been riding?

You know asking that is about the same as asking a ladies age.........lets say....hmmmmmm "coughthirty" give or TAKE some

[Zed]

Hi Mom, glad you decided to join us. I hope you enjoy everything KB has to offer, all I ask is that you pleeeese don't tell Dad if and when I get into trouble! :shutup:


Welcome to KB! :D

[avgas]

Hi Mom.
Did you see where i put my keys?

[oldrider]

Hello Mom, no nude pics if your suit is too wrinkly!
I am probably old enough to be your grandad so it would not be anything new for me but there are young and tender innocents on here who need our protection!
Welcome to KB by the way. Enjoy. :shit: John.

[crashe]

Gidday Mom........... welcome
The boys need looking after around here as they like to play rough at times... and some are meanies to others... so its great that you have finally joined up to keep them all in line...




So now we have Mom.... where is dad or is that Pop....
and for that matter where is Ma and Pa Kettle...
and Ellie May, Jethro, Pa, granny, Miss Jane etc etc....

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Hi mom don't suppose you know any one on kb do you or has zed








got it

[Zed]

Hi mom don't suppose you know any one on kb do you or has zed








got itWell she obviously knows (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=34883) you! :rolleyes:

[Edbear]

You know asking that is about the same as asking a ladies age.........lets say....hmmmmmm "coughthirty" give or TAKE some



Beggin' yer pardon, Ma'am! I do so apologise for my thoughtlessness! I promise not to tell...:yes:

Been ridin' off and on fer 'bout ther same or 36, (prior t' gettin' me licence:shutup: ). Became one o' these "returning bikers" you hear, (endlessly), about back in Nov. '93 when I bought the GSX-F from a mate. Been havin' a ball since!:third:

Hope these here precocious young bucks and buckessess don't upset the sensibilities too much, though iffin yer been voyuerisin' the site fer a spell, yer'll be pretty on to them already.:sunny:

[apteryx_haasti]

Hi Mom.
Did you see where i put my keys?

You don't need Mom to help you with that...

[Mom]

Hello Mom, no nude pics if your suit is too wrinkly!
I am probably old enough to be your grandad so it would not be anything new for me but there are young and tender innocents on here who need our protection!
Welcome to KB by the way. Enjoy. :shit: John.

Its OK I promise no nudes.......and age is not important.........but I guess we have to watch out for the younger members of our kb family :yes:
but then some of them should show us the same respect.........sometimes my eyes water and my ears burn.....:o

[Oakie]

.........sometimes my eyes water and my ears burn.....:o
Yeah me too. Oh no hang on ... that wasn't Kiwibiker ... that was before the game of soccer years ago when I'd rubbed the liniment into my legs but forgot to wash it off my hands before I had my pre-game piss ... and it wasn't my ears that burned ... although my eyes did water!

[Oakie]

Its OK I promise no nudes.......

Oh now look what you've gone and done John...

[Mom]

Living in the USA Mom?


No living here.........born Canada.......some things kinda stick though :yes:

[Mom]

Hi mom don't suppose you know any one on kb do you or has zed

got it

No comment :dodge:

Zed has help with some things OK........LOL

[Street Gerbil]

Welcome to the club, Mom!
Ride safely!