No more gay jokes

[Finn]

You're going to have to find something else to rib me with.

[placidfemme]

Is that your new bike? Good job if it is....

[Squeak the Rat]

Baaaaaaaaaa

:)

[Sniper]

Only steers and queers ride suzukis and you dont look like much of a steer to me , so that kinda narrows it down doesnt it?


Nice bike Finn

[Fishy]

Nice bike sister shall we go get latte's this weekend?....

[Devil]

You utter nancy. ;)

[The_Dover]

So getting my cock in your arse doesn't count as gay?

Cool.

[Finn]

So getting my cock in your arse doesn't count as gay?

Cool.

When you grow one, let me know.

[kiwifruit]

is it yours finn?
are you taking the piss?

[Harry33]

Finn how many bikes do you own?

[The_Dover]

When you grow one, let me know.

You can grow them?

I have a greenhouse, what else do I need? I want to be the first man on the planet with two penises.

[Big Dave]

You're going to have to find something else to rib me with.


I just did.

[Finn]

Guys, what makes you think I would buy a GSX? I already own, without doubt, the best Jap litre bike in the world.

Colemans very kindly lent me this bike while I get my new exhaust system fitted to the MV.

It is quick, I'll give you that.

[07fatboy]

:rofl: :rofl: I'snt this in the wrong forum thingy.....very humorous:beer:

[Finn]

I just did.

Don't worry Dave, your faith in me will be fully restored when you're the first person in NZ to do your stuff on a Brutale R with a full sports pipe.

[Smokin]

Thank god for that, You had me worried, Thought you had lost the plot all together.

[Postie]

you would have had to ride along K'rd. How many looks did you get from all the pretty tall ladies with facial hair Finn?

[Finn]

:rofl: :rofl: I'snt this in the wrong forum thingy.....very humorous:beer:

It's about a bike isn't it? I can now talk with first hand experience about the mighty Suzuki GSXR 1000.

[Fatjim]

Is that the left or the right hand. As they say, the left feels like someone else it doing it for you.

[The_Dover]

you would have had to ride along K'rd. How many looks did you get from all the pretty tall ladies with facial hair Finn?

It wasn't the looks that worried him it was the comments.

"That bitch can't come party with us anymore now that he doesn't have a honda"

[Postie]

It wasn't the looks that worried him it was the comments.

"That bitch can't come party with us anymore now that he doesn't have a honda"

the looks were more necrophilia based, they know he's gonna be face down and incapacitated with in a week riding a Zuki

[The_Dover]

as oppposed to face down and infiltrated whilst riding a honda.

[kiwifruit]

so how do you like it Finn? does it compare well to your repsol?

[The_Dover]

so how do you like it Finn? does it compare well to your repsol?

Finn's exact words after getting off my GSXR1000 were

"I DO RIDE A FAGS BIKE, DON'T I?"

mind you, since he got the MV the repsol's seen about as much action as Sniper and Sarge combined.

[Lou Girardin]

You can grow them?

I have a greenhouse, what else do I need? I want to be the first man on the planet with two penises.

I thought you already had two.
You can't get as silly as you just pulling on one.

[pritch]

I want to be the first man on the planet with two penises.

Sorry been done, "Stacey Brown Got Two" (S Silverstein)

[The_Dover]

I thought you already had two.
You can't get as silly as you just pulling on one.

Fuck, I thought I was a herm and that other one was my clit.

[WRT]

You can grow them?

I have a greenhouse, what else do I need? I want to be the first man on the planet with two penises.

Ask this guy nicely, he might let you keep the scraps. http://www.smh.com.au/news/World/Man-wants-op-to-remove-extra-organ/2006/08/19/1155408067112.html

[Lou Girardin]

Fuck, I thought I was a herm and that other one was my clit.

Then go fuck yourself.:D

[Mental Trousers]

Hope it isn't a thou Finn, otherwise you're definitely gay. 750cc is the proper size for people that can actually ride and don't need power to overcome their lack of riding skill while the 600cc is for those super human bastards that are in a different class on a bike.

[imdying]

Hope it isn't a thou Finn, otherwise you're definitely gay. 750cc is the proper size for people that can actually ride and don't need power to overcome their lack of riding skill while the 600cc is for those super human bastards that are in a different class on a bike.
Just because you can't handle one doesn't mean others can't either.

[Mental Trousers]

Just because you can't handle one doesn't mean others can't either.
Does that mean you have one and are compensating for something??

EDIT: Should've qualified that to be 750cc 4 cylinder sports bikes.

[SuperDave]

750cc is the proper size for people that can actually ride and don't need power to overcome their lack of riding skill while the 600cc is for those super human bastards that are in a different class on a bike.

So I really am super then? :banana:

[Mental Trousers]

So I really am super then? :banana:
Obviously you're the exception Dave :nya:

[imdying]

Does that mean you have one and are compensating for something??

EDIT: Should've qualified that to be 750cc 4 cylinder sports bikes.Would you ride a GSXR750 in F1?

[Mental Trousers]

What's F1 got to do with winding people up??

[Ruralman]

So getting my cock in your arse doesn't count as gay?

Cool.

In case my kids are reading this let me explain - Mr Dover is a vet, he has a name, cock, for his favourite thermometer. Mr Finn has a sick donkey which Mr Dover has called his arse, he meant to say ass, but others call it Gixxer. Anyway here's hopeing Mr Dover has helped nurse Mr Finn's sick donkey back to good health, - if not we'll just have to put the cunt down.

[cowpoos]

You're going to have to find something else to rib me with.
so your bi then?

[DMNTD]

I already own, without doubt, the best Jap litre bike in the world...
Might have to test that out at some stage :yes:

[Scouse]

You will have to get a Speed Triple for your collection Finn