What will YOU be doing this Friday night?

[scumdog]

Sitting here, thinking about what to post on KB after a few OlLd Crow bourbons, CB is off to bed (she has to head of to her job as a District Nusrse at 7:30 am).

Me? I have the whole day to myself ( if not too windy might go for a ride).

But on Friday night? Why, I may have to deal with (a) drunk driver, (b) drunk yahoo that is wrecking letter-boxes etc (c) drunk hotel patron that cannot see anything wrong with pissing on the 'pokie' machines, (d) drunk husband (or partner) that thinks it is nothing to cuff around his missus, (e) the carnage resulting fromn a driver with a 'R' licence that thought he/she was a 'good' driver, (f) a young twat that wants to get into the pub......

And if I'm lucky, by the end of the shift I won't have shot/Tazered/pepper-sprayed any 'innocent' people.

Now you see why I am really hanging out to get to the Pissed Penguin and the Magpie Madness.

[R6_kid]

no one force you to be a cop, just like no one forced me to get drunk and smash in the letterboxes, but your work is appreciated... most of the time.

[RantyDave]

Me - drinking with a mate who's headed off on her OE. I also need to abuse her for putting the dreaded words "find myself" in her blog. Like, bleugh, traveller clichés already?

And if you're not supposed to piss on the pokie machines, what does with the urinal tray thing at the bottom?

Do have fun.

Dave

[98tls]

Dont envy your job at all....have family up in ch-ch that do your job...three brothers..two of them twins and all cops..there dad a retired cop..nice guys though all..they reckon if they didnt have to spend hours doing paperwork for every breath they take the job would be better......me i will be havin a FEW stocks and thinking about the ride on saturday....:Punk:

[Ixion]

Well, lezz see. I reckon, first I'll go up to the pisser for a few jugs. And a go on those blurdy pokies, they owe me heaps, an if I don't get it back I'm gonna piss all over the bastards. Then I'll drive home, I'll be sweet cos I'm not one of those useless pricks wiv just an R licence, I've godda full, so I KNOW I'm a shit hot driver. Got a score to settle wiv my prick of a neighbour on the way, lets see him find his ferkin letterbox tomorra. Then when I get home I'll have a few more beers, by heck that ball and chain better not give me any lip this time, or she'll get what she's got cummin .

Sounds a good evening I reckon, why d' you ask? Planning to join me?

[scumdog]

First post is not a 'bleat' but more of a 'please let me be a pissed up blithering twat' when you meet me at the Pissed Penguin or Magpie Madness etc.

And if you have a job like mine please feel free to come forwards and introduce yourself.:yes:

[TLDV8]

(d) drunk husband (or partner) that thinks it is nothing to cuff around his missus

You should Tazer one of those $unts anyway and get a picture of them wriggling around on the floor doing a Johnny 5 impression.

[Ixion]

First post is not a 'bleat' but more of a 'please let me be a pissed up blithering twat' when you meet me at the Pissed Penguin or Magpie Madness etc.



So you'll be your normal cheerful self then :devil2:

[scumdog]

You should Tazer one of those $unts anyway and get a picture of them wriggling around on the floor doing a Johnny 5 impression.

The cops I went on patrol with in Sturgis, Las Vegas, Kelso, Buena Park, Vancouver etc called it 'doing the funky chicken' but their Tazers were a shitload more grunty than our wimpy efforts.....:innocent:

[98tls]

Will keep an eye out for you at at winchester.......you will have to forgive my mate though....any opp to talk harleys hes into it like a pig into shit...

[scumdog]

Will keep an eye out for you at at winchester.......you will have to forgive my mate though....any opp to talk harleys hes into it like a pig into shit...

So will he be wearing a tassled leather jacket too? ( and riding somebody elses Guzzi?)

Tell him the skull mask is my signature.:rockon: :Punk:

[98tls]

So will he be wearing a tassled leather jacket too? ( and riding somebody elses Guzzi?)

Tell him the skull mask is my signature.:rockon: :Punk: No tassles mate...(not yet) but he loves his johhny Rebs and has this nasty habit of Bandanas around his neck...fuckin funny as hell a few years ago up at the omarama pub this guy starts mouthing Richie about that old TV programme Renegade...needless to say a good old fashioned stouch ensued..as there was only two of us the results wernt the best but honour was preserved.......:Punk:

[scumdog]

No tassles mate...(not yet) but he loves his johhny Rebs and has this nasty habit of Bandanas around his neck...fuckin funny as hell a few years ago up at the omarama pub this guy starts mouthing Richie about that old TV programme Renegade...needless to say a good old fashioned stouch ensued..as there was only two of us the results wernt the best but honour was preserved.......:Punk:

I've also got a bandana around my neck - up Ch-ch way its a HD one but further south it's a 'Bars'n'Stars one.

Both have got me into stouches in years gone by (lost one or maybe two but that's it)- but now me job influences me reaction a lot these days.

[98tls]

Fair enough....not my job but wisdom and old age dictates my reaction to bullshit these days....:innocent:

[scumdog]

[QUOTE=98tls;739114]Fair enough....not my job but wisdom and


Me too - MOST of the time.

But I'm easy-going these days...:yes: :scooter:

[98tls]

As you go to a few rallies you will know what im on about here...10 years ago some of the shit thats said done etc would result in flying in with all guns loaded...all these years later i find myself quite often just havin a chuckle and lookin skywards...seems to piss them off more than giving them a butt in the face....

[scumdog]

True, I'll see you there - BUT I still have this Friday night to get through...

I'll tell y'all how it went at the Magpie - or the Penguin if you get there??.

[marty]

double engine change for me on friday night

[Edbear]

Both have got me into stouches in years gone by (lost one or maybe two but that's it)- but now me job influences me reaction a lot these days.



Mmmmm! Does that mean you don't lose anymore..?:mellow:

[Lou Girardin]

Hell, Scummy if you're hating it that much it may be time to perf.

BTW My Friday night will be curled up in front of a roaring TV with my darling and probably getting into our second nice red of the night.

[Firefight]

double engine change for me on friday night




PT6 ?


F/F

[Squeak the Rat]

I'm heading to the boozer for copius amounts of booze. Say to mates that Im staying for one then stagger out 8 pints later, accidentally pissing off at least 3 people in the process, feel a bit hungry so go to foodtown for a pie, spy the heineckens for $17 a dozen, think what a score, forget pie buy box of piss instead get home fry some bacon for a sandwhich drink a bottle of beer watch tv and pass out. Going swimming at 8:30 (gotta be healthy) so will probably puke bacon and beer and give the fishies some breakfast.

I'm getting too old for this shit......

[Edit:] And i'd better bloody not get tasered.

[Ixion]

Yep, was a priddy good night. Up the boozer, and a few jugs, and a few more,not sure how many, but who's countin, eh? Scored some good weed from a mate, real good on top of the booze. Didn' have to smash up the pokies, the bastards finally paid me back a bit. Only a bit though, so I still pissed on one of the machines, bar guy didn't notice though, cos he was too busy tryin to bust up a fight (the mate that scored me the weed, sortin' out some punk biker that got lippy).

Drove home around the back streets , no problems, easy as to avoid those dumb cops if you're smart like me, no worries anyway, if they tried to stop me I'd just do a runner, they have to back off if you exceed 150kph, easy as.

Missus started whining again, bout spending all the dole money at the boozer, sorted her out quick smart, if she needs money for food and household shit that's her worry, innit. She's OK this morning, just a bit of a fat lip, reckon she actually likes a sorting out now and then, shows I care, like, she wouldn't want to be with a bloody poof would she.

Yeah, real good night, same again tonight I reckon.

Hey Scummy, where woz ya, didn't see ya haha. Too busy fillin those speeding quotas eh.

[Matt Bleck]

(d) drunk husband (or partner) that thinks it is nothing to get cuffed around by his missus

I will be doing this.... :spanking:

[McJim]

I've also got a bandana around my neck - up Ch-ch way its a HD one but further south it's a 'Bars'n'Stars one.

Both have got me into stouches in years gone by (lost one or maybe two but that's it)- but now me job influences me reaction a lot these days.

Goo'ness sake! Ye can tek raboy ooty Glesga but ye cannae tek Gelsga oot raboy - hiv ye goat ra'address o' the fella wot beat ye? I'll hae a wee wurrd wi him furr ye.

Seriously though - Friday night will consist of getting home, running a bath for 10 month old, washing him, dressing him, giving him his last feed, telling him some stories, brushing his teeth (all 6 of them!) and putting him to bed.
THEN running the bath for 2 and half year old, yadayadayada (see above) and putting him to bed (he has more teeth though). Then I will investigate the contents of the fridge, make myself some dinner and ask the missus if I can have an hour on the bike tonight or if she wants to use it to practice (she has a learner licence too) if no bike then a couple of quiet beers in front of the telly and off to bed.

[Maverick]

Im going running to get in shape for the PAT test, dinner will probably consist of a protien shake, then an earlyish night methinks so I can get up early and fiddle with my bike before riding tomorrow. Boring yes, but saturday night.. now that would be telling.. :innocent:

[dawnrazor]

I say if you can't beat them (and by popular consent that seems to be a no-no) then join them. Drink on the job man, whos going to catch ya - at least you'll have something in common with your perps.

[Big Dave]

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. - George Orwell.

I appreciate you dealing with the retards on my behalf. Thank you very much.

[Maha]

Wont be cooking thats for sure..takeaways tonight, all the talk about Asians on here this week, gotta get a Asian Kai, mmmmmmm but what sort?

[Motu]

I have a box of Stella tonight,dropped of by Rogson - but they are too fine a thing to be disposed of in a mad rush..

I might revise that statement later,this first bottle isn't touching the sides.

[Swoop]

You should Tazer one of those $unts anyway and get a picture of them wriggling around on the floor doing a Johnny 5 impression.
This concept has got me thinking... What happens if you tazer a break-dancer???? How will you know if it is working?

[07fatboy]

supose too hook up with a bunch of men pretending to be boys riding our custom pushbikes u know the ones with out motors....Be my first time out to play silly buggas cruising around CBD perth,most of us guys a still stuck in the ''for ever young days'' namely the 70's ...so this should be funn a change from tryna find a dayem car park on a friday at $12 an hour to park

[marty]

yeah - pt6's. it's actually just a frame change for each engine, but still a huge job. will be daylight when we finish even if there are no problems

[laRIKin]

Well SDU is a a team building thing for work.

So I got a curry (She hates curry) and are in to my 3rd Woodstock Blue Bourbon.
And are about to watch "The Enduro at Erzberg" DVD (Off road bike enduro race)
Life's good and will have a Bourbon or 12 with you at the Magpie Madness.:rockon:

[Flatcap]

So I got a curry (She hates curry) and are in to my 3rd Woodstock Blue Bourbon.

Life's good and will have a Bourbon or 12 with you at the Magpie Madness.:rockon:

Mate - what sort of woman doesn't like a curry!

You should be having a lager with that though - save the bourbon for dessert

[laRIKin]

Mate - what sort of woman doesn't like a curry!

You should be having a lager with that though - save the bourbon for dessert

She doesn't like Curry or chilli, but I enjoyed it to night.
And the house smells of curry now, hee hee.
It's be a long time between curry's and Bourbon was drunk before and afterwards as I'm not sure I would of tasted it during.

And the vid, well F***ing hell. 1300 odd bikes take off at the start and 29 finish.
And it was only a 9 1/2 hour race for the winner on the final day.

[The Pastor]

Im going to

SMOKE SOME WEED AND SELL IT TO KIDS BRO. THEN GET THEM HOOKED ON THE HARD DRUGZ LIKE P AND C AND D YO

[marty]

exciting times in the hangar....

[marty]

Im going to

SMOKE SOME WEED AND SELL IT TO KIDS BRO. THEN GET THEM HOOKED ON THE HARD DRUGZ LIKE P AND C AND D YO


in other words, you're going to bed after a warm milo and a cuddle from your mum

[sAsLEX]

Goo'ness sake! Ye can tek raboy ooty Glesga but ye cannae tek Gelsga oot raboy - hiv ye goat ra'address o' the fella wot beat ye? I'll hae a wee wurrd wi him furr ye.



Have a comic book that is all in that shit from my grandfather got to read it twice to find the real meaning, better than asking me scottish flatmate four times what she just said

[Brian d marge]

Sitting here, thinking about what to post on KB after a few OlLd Crow bourbons, CB is off to bed (she has to head of to her job as a District Nusrse at 7:30 am).

Me? I have the whole day to myself ( if not too windy might go for a ride).

But on Friday night? Why, I may have to deal with (a) drunk driver, (b) drunk yahoo that is wrecking letter-boxes etc (c) drunk hotel patron that cannot see anything wrong with pissing on the 'pokie' machines, (d) drunk husband (or partner) that thinks it is nothing to cuff around his missus, (e) the carnage resulting fromn a driver with a 'R' licence that thought he/she was a 'good' driver, (f) a young twat that wants to get into the pub......

And if I'm lucky, by the end of the shift I won't have shot/Tazered/pepper-sprayed any 'innocent' people.

Now you see why I am really hanging out to get to the Pissed Penguin and the Magpie Madness.
well let me tell you this .. I have pissed in the machine , letter boxes ...My best one was hot wiring a JCB and having a bit of a drive ...

When I was a courier in london there was this copper we called the grey ghost, and we used to toke up big style in moorfields ( those who Know !!)

cut a long story short, I for one appriciate that you are there. Please continue doing the job that you do with the knowledge that at least one member of the community apprieciates you


The reason why I mentioned those incidents , is because The coppers that tut tut tut ed me ,,,KNEW I was up to no good , they looked me square inthe eye and said "son your being a wanker , deal with it " then said go home ...

To this day I have.... A respect
.............................B I can still remember the faces of the person


I cant remember the face of the police that gave me a ticket for not waering a seatbelt 10 years ago , but 15 years ago I can remember the face of the copper who gave me a fair boot up the bum for stealing all the christmas lights of a tree in fendalton rd ...* yes I replaced them

So please ( as I think you are a fair sort of fella ) go out there do the job

because people like me WANT you to be there

Best regards
Stephen

[The Pastor]

in other words, you're going to bed after a warm milo and a cuddle from your mum

You got a problem westie?

[marty]

You got a problem with that, westie?

not at all, darkie

[quickbuck]

yeah - pt6's. it's actually just a frame change for each engine, but still a huge job. will be daylight when we finish even if there are no problems

Reminds me of a cartoon a few years ago (WRT a Military Jet trainer we used to operate in this country), there there were two guys on the phone yelling "No, It's OUR turn for the Engine this week!"

[Swoop]

in other words, you're going to bed after a warm milo and a cuddle from your mum

You forgot about the bedtime story.........

[car]

Have a comic book that is all in that shit from my grandfather got to read it twice to find the real meaning, better than asking me scottish flatmate four times what she just said

http://www.thatsbraw.co.uk/

[SARGE]

You forgot about the bedtime story.........

and the wank...