Boobies and mathematics

[kickingzebra]

Not my usual haunt on KB posting threads like this,
But it is a different way of looking at things!
(a total forward, I had no hand in the making thereof!)
Save and then unzip the file, and then do the mathes for the password.

There are seven girls on a bus.
Each girl has seven bags.
In each bag is seven big cats.
Each big cat has seven small cats
Cats have seven nipples.
How many nipples on the bus?
The correct answer will open the excel file which is worth the trouble
of working it out!

[Smokin]

I used to like nipples:drool: , now i find them damn frustrating. Damn it, I give up.:crybaby:

[kickingzebra]

I'll tell yall later on, but a few days of pain wont hurt...
The answer is an introversion of

9 1 83

[Smokin]

yeah that makes it easier,:brick:

[kickingzebra]

Clue to solving my cryptic response? whats 10-9?
or should I say each digit is an introversion of 10

Other wise, the easiest way of working out such an equation is from the smallest component up. Start at the nipples on the kittens!

[phoenixgtr]

Got it :scratch:

[kickingzebra]

Aw, come on, that spoils the challenge. Free lunchs suck after a little while!

[Smokin]

:love: :Punk: :rockon: :gob: :yes: :shit: :headbang: :banana: :2thumbsup

Finally got it

[phoenixgtr]

Ok. I'll remove my answer for you

[kickingzebra]

Cheers!
I think there are enough clues that even those using an abacus should be able to get it eventually!

[skelstar]

Good stuff matey. Pron with maths, nice.

[Sniper]

EDIT: Got it :D

[Jantar]

cells A155:N222 would be my pick. :yes:

[Matt Bleck]

got it, and it was worth it!

[RiderInBlack]

Gee my maths teacher was right after all these years. Mmm maths is sooo useful:innocent:

[Drum]

Maths is good.

[Blairos]

Very good! - finally got it (had to put it in a spreadsheet of its own :))

Nothing like a bit of a brain teaser on a Friday - worth the effort though :niceone:

[Waylander]

hour and a half of trying and all I got was a headache. I suck at maths.

[Waylander]

got it now.

[Flatcap]

The cowgirl (number 4) appears to have some strange metallic growth.....

[poorbastard]

Argh you sure theres no trik to it?

Give me a calculis question anyday

[Street Gerbil]

I used to like nipples:drool: , now i find them damn frustrating. Damn it, I give up.:crybaby:
I used to find their absence troubling. I haven't changed :yes:
Hate to admit I couldn't find my way through without a calc.

[Drum]

Argh you sure theres no trik to it?

Give me a calculis question anyday


Here you go.........

How do you spell calculus??

[bane]

it always the last 14 that are the hardest... hmmm hard nipples...

[Jantar]

How do you spell calculus??
Kalqueliss :mellow:

[poorbastard]

Here you go.........

How do you spell calculus??

:whocares: Working on maths here not bloody english. Besides you don't need to spell to go to uni so why on here?

[Grizz]

Bloody hell that gave the brain cells a workout, specially after a couple of brews!, eye candy was a nice treat afterwards though.

[Kornholio]

I get asked for a password when I open it :(

[poorbastard]

I get asked for a password when I open it :(

In case your not taking the piss, read the first post again thats the point of the maths. (if taking the piss disregard this)

Now just to wait till someone puts up the answer :wait:

[onearmedbandit]

Noice, very noice.

[Ixion]

Very nice, though it would have been simpler to just post the file, mental arithmetic is a pain in the morning.

[kickingzebra]

Very nice, though it would have been simpler to just post the file, mental arithmetic is a pain in the morning.

posted at 12:09...
I suppose you could have done the math while the morning sun still shone...

[Ixion]

My morning doesn't finish until 3pm. I am NOT a morning person.

[poorbastard]

Ahhhhh very nice thanks to a little help tho I must add

[BigTex]

damn... I kept tryin to add the bus drivers nipples in 2

[snot]

LOL that was almost worth the mental effort :pinch:

[Storm]

Is there a way to open it in the new version of works- I cant open .xls documents!
Can one of you tech gurus pm the good word- or take pity on me and just send me the file :O

[SPORK]

134456?!!?!?!?!?

[mikey]

i wish i was as quick on my bike as i was to work that out.

[The Pastor]

how many other people on the bus? is the answer in words or numbers? :|

[KLOWN]

this might make it a bit easier...
how many nipples do the girls have, plus how many nipples do the big cats have, plus how many nipples do the small cats have. then thats your answer

[cowboyz]

easier to work out how many cats there are and then how many nipples on those cats and then add the ones for the girls. There is no trick really. Or you could just collect up a shitload of cats are count them off in real life?

[kickingzebra]

Is there a way to open it in the new version of works- I cant open .xls documents!
Can one of you tech gurus pm the good word- or take pity on me and just send me the file :O

Download open office, that will do it, is more functional than works, and free, and smaller too I believe!

[Lias]

That was far too much hard work for a monday morning at work.

Boobies are good thou

[kickingzebra]

138.64342753985852033415467298936
Circle, triangle and ________

There, the biggest clue yet!!

[Colapop]

The answeer is fine (and they are nice boobies) but I still don't get the equation... Working back from the answer I get an 8 not a 7... I'm still confused. Next time just post porn! (not thinking porn)

[ManDownUnder]

what the hell is with 225 to 298?

Someone smacked her in the mouth, then overinflated her tits. Poor thing must be in agony (i'm hurting just looking!)

First up is nicest in my personal opinion

[Sniper]

You thread dredged this for a reason. I like you

[marty]

i get a request for a password.. no boobies for me :(

[Fishy]

Nice! :)

10 char

[ManDownUnder]

i get a request for a password.. no boobies for me :(

7 girls have nipples...
+ cats nipples...
+small cats nipples

Then you get the spreadsheet with real (fake) nipples.

[ManDownUnder]

You thread dredged this for a reason. I like you

Yeah - I'm distraught I missed it!

[Sniper]

Yeah - I'm distraught I missed it!

Well you can't have everything you know.

[ManDownUnder]

Well you can't have everything you know.

That's fine - coz I don't want Miss Fatlips (what the fuck is up with that anyway???)


Those lips scream "HIGH MAINTENENCAE", her fake boobs scream HIGH MAINTENANCE and yet... *sigh*

I'll have a #1 with lashings of baby oil to eat here please

[Sniper]

Bet you if she showed up naked with beer, you wouldnt give a damn about fat lips ;)

Wow, put the word boobies in the title and there are 9 people on it at the moment

[Maha]

Bet you if she showed up naked with beer, you wouldnt give a damn about fat lips ;)

Wow, put the word boobies in the title and there are 9 people on it at the moment

Weird aye.....:blip: ...........cos' im an arse man.....:yes: and i still looked...:yes:

[Jantar]

Yes, It reminded me to have another look. I must admit that with miss 225 -298 I hadn't noticed THOSE lips, I was looking at the other set. :innocent:

[Freakshow]

Okay is it typed or digits as it dont work!!!

[Jantar]

The password is a number in digits. And yes, it does work as long you have the correct 5 digit number.

[cheese]

Man I was starting to think I was a dumb ass till I finally got it!!

Here is my hint, you can't just go 7 x 7 x 7, you have to work out each set, i.e. cats, big cat plus the ladies tehn add them together.

[ninjac]

what the hell is with 225 to 298?

Someone smacked her in the mouth, then overinflated her tits. Poor thing must be in agony (i'm hurting just looking!)

First up is nicest in my personal opinionWith you there.
My fav is 458 to 538 (kyla Cole), there are much better pics of her around. If there's grass on the pitch lets play.:Punk:

[frogfeaturesFZR]

post an answer for those of us who are mathmatically challenged ! Doh:gob: