It's official. RSV-Rs are a girl's bike

[Fatjim]

And 998's are for real men.

[Fatjim]

If they are that good then you wouldn't be riding with them.

[Fatjim]

Hey I've seen you ride, and I've seen you get the learn from an rg150 being ridden by a someone on a learner license.

And as for your mates blowing me off the road, no thanks, I'm not gay.

[Jsn]

wow this thread got nasty quick :dodge:

[KLOWN]

not nasty, just amusing

[limbimtimwim]

I went to the zoo today.

All they had was a small dog.

It was a shit-zu.

[Fatjim]

I went to the zoo today.

All they had was a small dog.

It was a shit-zu.

Strueth, and I get infracted for posting in the wrong forum. :yes:

[KLOWN]

yeah, I think the teller of that joke needs carstration(sp?) and it making a mockery of my last comment ( that this thread is amusing)

[Fatjim]

Too late, he rides a gixer.

[mikey]

adims attacking a decent thread eh.......
bring back the interent biffo!
EDIT
or isthat origami sensei deleting his own posts?

[Fatjim]

Yeah it doesn't make sense anymore.

[Waylander]

adims attacking a decent thread eh.......
bring back the interent biffo!
EDIT
or isthat origami sensei deleting his own posts?
I thought he was just having an argument with himself.... Or is he really and the rest of you are just as crazy?

[Fatjim]

Bring Back Sensei!
Bring Back Sensei!

[Uncle B]

Where were you this weekend Bluebottle?

[Hillbilly]

And 998's are for real men.

OK, you started this thread with "It's Official", so what's exactly "official?"
Is there a link to an article or a review somewhere?

Or is it that the Ducati's are simply beating the pants off the Aprilia's in F1 and SB?

[limbimtimwim]

FatJim passed a stationary RSV-R and decided 'yeah, I'm awesome'

He then proceeded to wade through water, pointed out a begger was possibly sick and should see a doctor, and observed he could hold his breath for up to 15 seconds.

[Pex Adams]

Where were you this weekend Bluebottle?

He obviously wasn't getting any ~ look at what he rides:bleh:

[skelstar]

You did post in 'Biker Angels' FJ.

...and it was a warning as its 0 points ;)

[Fatjim]

Hey I'm not bitter, Joni popped my infraction cherry.

I think you'll find out this was the correct forum once all the facts come out, only I'm not allowed to say. ;)

[Joni]

Well Fatjim - unfortunately I cannot guess what you are thinking when you post... I go on what is given...

[Deano]

I think you'll find out this was the correct forum once all the facts come out, only I'm not allowed to say. ;)

I know !!

Well done too. 4 year warranty and realistically priced services...:dodge:


Well Fatjim - unfortunately I cannot guess what you are thinking when you post... I go on what is given...

You didn't 'assume' did you Joni ?

[Fatjim]

No worries Joni, I wasn't upset. You weren't to know.

Well done Deano, you're the only Welly lad to get it.

[Deano]

Well done Deano, you're the only Welly lad to get it.

I heard it from Mikey - but seeing you two on Saturday morning was a bit of a tip off, and I knew they were interested after a test ride last weekend.

So you trading the Bayliss in for the Superduke ? I actually thought it was Stu on it - you guys are of similar proportions, but you're better looking..:love:

[Fatjim]

Na, as long as I can afford it I'll keep the duc. Once I've paid it off I'll look at a cheap japper thou, might be a year or 2 though, hence me keeping the VTR for the real fanger rides and the track where I won't cry so loudly if I drop it.

I'm hoping the Duc won't deprediate much. which should offset the cost of the services.

[Dazza]

WTF ??? I was interested in why an RSV-R Was a girls bike, I know quite a few guys down this way that ride said girls bikes and I to used to ride an RSVR and it definately wasn't a girls bike, am I missing something :dodge:

[Fatjim]

Yeah mate, bit cryptic I know but Flames traded her Bostrum in on a nice shiny new RSV in White. No offence intended to RSV owners as I'm not sexist when it comes to motorcycles! (oh shit now I'm in trouble)

VTwins rock, including RSV's.

BTW Flame says the the RSV is a "bloody fast girly bike" :bleh:

[Dazza]

Aha, it all makes sense now, she must be one sexy Lady then :yes:

[skelstar]

Ah crap. I told her she wast allow to.

[Deano]

BTW Flame says the the RSV is a "bloody fast girly bike" :bleh:

As was her GSXR thou.:dodge:

[Pex Adams]

As was her GSXR thou.:dodge:

I noticed that she had to much class to even look at a Kids bike like your :shit: deano!!!

Here we again...

[Deano]

BTW Flame says the the RSV is a "bloody fast girly bike" :bleh:


I noticed that she had to much class to even look at a Kids bike like your :shit: deano!!!


I was referring to the 'bloody fast' bit :innocent:

If a Repsol Honda was good enough for Vale, it's good enough for me :yes:


I noticed that she had to much ass

What's that about people who live in glass houses ?

[Fatjim]

Pex wouldn't fit in a glass house!

[skelstar]

Hey guys, you leave Pex alone!

You know he doesnt like being the butt of other peoples jokes.

[Deano]

You know he doesnt like being the butt of other peoples jokes.

I sphinc your just being anal about the hole thing. Butt out will ya.

I will turn the other cheek.

[sAsLEX]

Pex wouldn't fit in a glass house!

THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS


<img src=http://apriliauk.attiva.it/upload/modelli/road/p00556_0115.jpg>


THATS BETTER

[Deano]

THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS


Be better still with Flame on it.

[Fatjim]

Down boy. Anyway you should see me from behind on the superduke.

[skelstar]

I remember seeing Stew on it and remarked that the tail-light looked like a landing-strip :).

[Fatjim]

You mean like the SV1000's lit labia look.

[skelstar]

Thats what I was thinking.

[Fatjim]

Who wants to tell Flame?

Bags not me!

[Deano]

So the RSV-R really is sex on wheels huh ?

[Fatjim]

Yep, and it's into DP's as well.

[marty]

I sphinc your just being anal about the hole thing. Butt out will ya.

I will turn the other cheek.


haha you said anal and butt and hole all in the same post

[Goblin]

Yep, and it's into DP's as well.
Well well.....two big holes in the ground. :eek:

[Pex Adams]

So the RSV-R really is Pex on wheels huh ?

Stop teasing me Deano!!!

[Cliffhanger Promo]

Bring the RSV-R to the sprints - sexy bikes welcome !!

[Brett]

And to think i opened this post expecting something usefull to be inside...should have guessed.

[Deano]

And to think i opened this post expecting something usefull to be inside...should have guessed.

Deano and Fatjim were here !!

[cowpoos]

Deano and Fatjim were here !!
and thank god they wern't naked posing on bikes!!!!

[Deano]

and thank god they wern't naked posing on bikes!!!!

We'll leave that to you country folk.......ever seen the photo at the Gladstone Pub ?

Grown men, naked at the bar....it's just wrong.

[flame]

Well, your right, the RSV R is definately a fantastic bike for a girl!!!!! I'd write a report but will wait till Ive done the South Island Ducati run (owww Im gonna get slapped) in a couple of weeks time. But I it's a a dam fine boys bike too! especially as certain 'bits' of the rear end seem to be so enticing to the male eye.......hmmmmmm have no idea what you fulla's are referring too! must be a boy thing lol............

Will post a pic when I get a sunny day.

[Uncle B]

Good on ya flame.
Bit surprised. Thought you were solid on Ducati's

See ya out there

[flame]

Good on ya flame.
Bit surprised. Thought you were solid on Ducati's

See ya out there

Cheers uncle B, Yer still love them duc's, but Aprillia have come up with a bloody good package in my eyes with this one.

Maybe see ya at the weekend :)

[Darkman]

AaHHHHh Shite!!!I wanted to go and test ride it this week!!!

[VasalineWarrior]

Cmon man-you have an R1! Some people eh.. swap ya, ive heard those litre bikes are quick

[madmal64]

AaHHHHh Shite!!!I wanted to go and test ride it this week!!!

Well there is still a nice one at Motorad. Saw it today and was thinking of trading in my Falco but with a new baby due early October & the wife being off work for a year I thought I shouldnt. Dont think it would have gone down too well at home.
Oh well never mind.

[Darkman]

Cmon man-you have an R1! Some people eh.. swap ya, ive heard those litre bikes are quick

No man..Just wanted to go and test it and find out first hand what all the fuss is about.Always good to know what other bikes are like. Took the MT-01 out last week(cheers TSS) and had a blast..what a beast.Now that is a good bike for Skelstar! Go test it dude...you'll love it!

[skelstar]

I dont want a friggin MT-01! bleh.

Now RSV-R would be nice. Ive been promised a test-ride on that already (and pretty much all the other bikes too:)).

[Darkman]

I dont want a friggin MT-01! bleh.

Now RSV-R would be nice. Ive been promised a test-ride on that already (and pretty much all the other bikes too:)).

my apologies then..I really did like it and thought you might too. I just love these muscle bikes, bloody awesome. A friend of mine just bought some Harley eagle vrod muscle thing..cant wait to ride that!

[sugilite]

Cheers uncle B, Yer still love them duc's, but Aprillia have come up with a bloody good package in my eyes with this one.

Erm, Flame, have you told Ben you dumped him? He already has confidence issues without having to deal with this devastating news!

[Fatjim]

Well I've just heard some disturbing news that proves my initial point. Again, I can't say, but can the new culprit please come forward.

[limbimtimwim]

OMG WTF BBq!!!

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!

PLEASE SPILL THE BEANS FATTY!!

[Fatjim]

Mate, It's not who you know but what you know round here.

[skelstar]

So youre saying that you know another one has been sold, but you dont know who bought it?

Well done.

[Deano]

Mate, It's not who you know but what you know round here.

It's also who you know that knows what they know, ya know ?

[limbimtimwim]

I know a few bad jokes.

Shall I share them?

[Deano]

I know a few bad jokes.

Shall I share them?

Like the name of my street is 'pretty ghey'........?

[limbimtimwim]

Like the name of my street is 'pretty ghey'........?Right up there with 'Lollypop lane', 'Joyful Grove' and 'Wild Sweaty Buttsex Ave'

[mikey]

and popped cherry bums on streets street

[Uncle B]

Well I've just heard some disturbing news that proves my initial point. Again, I can't say, but can the new culprit please come forward.
Hey Fatjim, PM me who it is

[Darkman]

Hey Fatjim, PM me who it is

and then you can PM me and I'll tell everyone!!!

[Pex Adams]

and then you can PM me and I'll tell everyone!!!


Hey Fatjim, PM me who it is

Me too, Me too...

[Deano]

I've traded in the Repsol






































Yeah Right !!! hahaha

[Uncle B]

You must spread some reputation around..........

[The_Dover]

I've traded in the Repsol


Yeah Right !!! hahaha

Yeah!! Right!!!

Who'd take a Repsol as a trade?

[Deano]

Yeah!! Right!!!

Who'd take a Repsol as a trade?

That's enough from the cheap seats thanks.