candor
3rd September 2006, 22:04
I'm getting this strange feeling NZ has entered the twilight zone. In my net roamings I was directed to the Alcohol Drug Assoc NZ or ADANZ website where I was advised was a full length manual on how to use P to best advantage.
My interest was purely clinical in case ur wondering. Anyways, a peek on their site turned up this very detailed P Pamphlet. It certainly was "user friendly" and contained heaps of advice which gave an overall reasuring impression that P could be quite safe if you just didn't get too carried away!
Very liberal. The ab fab stars would applaud the initiative. It described the good attributes of the drug (mostly short term) It also calmly advised that drawbacks could include loss of family and friends and jail and that the sex could turn out pretty rough so you'd need heaps of "equipmnt".
Okey dokey. It was definitely enough to get your curiosity aroused as clearly it implied that some people can "handle it". As someone who would have paused to try it before the brochure has me feeling a lot more like a little experiment could be in order. Lucky I'm not silly enough to believe everything the Govt publishes huh - or else then I'd be a criminal, maybe tomorow.
The piece de resistance for my reading entertainment was when a good diet was recommended for users (someplace after the detailed instructions on how to use) and drinking heaps of MILO was kindly suggested as a way to reduce the harm.
Does Nestle know about this? Is this a good look for Milo? Is it clinicly proven to help ward off P-itis. Anyone?
So I guess maybe the next harm minimisation bulletin paid for by DHBS (fund ADANZ) will tell us how to set up a safe P lab so we need not deal with those dangerous drug dealers. Perhaps weetbix or vegemite will sponsor that one.
Maybe they might put little toy P pipes in milo for the kids next. Gotta luv NZ. Spot the P user - uno that one who gave up latte, frothy chocolate around the mouth!
My interest was purely clinical in case ur wondering. Anyways, a peek on their site turned up this very detailed P Pamphlet. It certainly was "user friendly" and contained heaps of advice which gave an overall reasuring impression that P could be quite safe if you just didn't get too carried away!
Very liberal. The ab fab stars would applaud the initiative. It described the good attributes of the drug (mostly short term) It also calmly advised that drawbacks could include loss of family and friends and jail and that the sex could turn out pretty rough so you'd need heaps of "equipmnt".
Okey dokey. It was definitely enough to get your curiosity aroused as clearly it implied that some people can "handle it". As someone who would have paused to try it before the brochure has me feeling a lot more like a little experiment could be in order. Lucky I'm not silly enough to believe everything the Govt publishes huh - or else then I'd be a criminal, maybe tomorow.
The piece de resistance for my reading entertainment was when a good diet was recommended for users (someplace after the detailed instructions on how to use) and drinking heaps of MILO was kindly suggested as a way to reduce the harm.
Does Nestle know about this? Is this a good look for Milo? Is it clinicly proven to help ward off P-itis. Anyone?
So I guess maybe the next harm minimisation bulletin paid for by DHBS (fund ADANZ) will tell us how to set up a safe P lab so we need not deal with those dangerous drug dealers. Perhaps weetbix or vegemite will sponsor that one.
Maybe they might put little toy P pipes in milo for the kids next. Gotta luv NZ. Spot the P user - uno that one who gave up latte, frothy chocolate around the mouth!