Anyone in Wgtn wanna lend me a Jigsaw?

[Str8 Jacket]

Ive just acquired a cat. I have a cat door arriving in the next few days from Trade me but I was wondering if anyone would be able to lend me a Jigsaw for an hour or so when it arrives so that we can install the bloody thing? I'll make it worth your while (excluding sexual favours)...

[James Deuce]

No jigsaw.

But I've got one of those bloody annoying Wasgij's you can have.

[Str8 Jacket]

No jigsaw.

But I've got one of those bloody annoying Wasgij's you can have.


Gee thanks Jim :p

I hate those things, my ADD does not allow me to sit still long enough to do the bloody things! That and they frustrate me....

[mstriumph]

........ reading the thread heading and first sentence, for a second there i thought that cat was in REAL trouble ..... :dodge:

[Str8 Jacket]

........ reading the thread heading and first line, for a second there i thought that cat was in REAL trouble ..... :dodge:

LMAO! Oh my poor, poor pussy!

[sels1]

I have acess to one if you cant find one any closer to home

[sels1]

LMAO! Oh my poor, poor pussy!

And we were worried about your cat as well!

[Hitcher]

I have an electric jigsaw but it only has one blade. A metal-cutting blade. Sod's Law of the Jigsaw, I think that this is known as...

But if you need it, to it you are most welcome. Just PM me if necessary.

[Str8 Jacket]

I have acess to one if you cant find one any closer to home

Cheers Sel, I shall keep you in mind :). If I *have* to ride out to get it I will, though the weather looks like poos this week.

[Colapop]

Just up the hill Hels...

[Fatjim]

I have a cheap piece of shit Jigswa that you can borrow.

I thought MM was in for it for skipping th North Island without permission.

[Str8 Jacket]

I thought MM was in for it for skipping th North Island without permission.

WTF? are you on about Jim... Are you drinking? If so where, i'll be there soon!

[Str8 Jacket]

Just up the hill Hels...

See, I knew that I should have just text you. I'll be in touch, thanks mate :)
And dont worry Glenns going to be installing it so it wont get destroyed or anything.

[Fatjim]

I think a 6 pack is too much. you can by a whole jigsaw for $20 at Mitre10. However you could make one of his bike payments.

[Deano]

I think a 6 pack is too much. you can by a whole jigsaw for $20 at Mitre10. However you could make one of his bike payments.

$20 will get you a shim Jim.........:dodge:

[Colapop]

$20 will near about fill my bike... :rockon:

[Fatjim]

Doesn't that feel good Cole. Saying "my bike".

[Str8 Jacket]

Look guy's we're talking about MY pussy here....

[Fatjim]

Fine.

Whats the concensus on SJ's pussy.

Would one of these help.

[Colapop]

I haven't seen it but I have it on good authority that it is white... with grey/black patches and a tail!!

[Str8 Jacket]

LMAO @ Jim... dont you reckon that looks more like a tooth?...

And yes Col you are correct. She's gorgeous :D

[Timber020]

I have one to, if you use one in each hand you will get the job done faster.

Have you seen that on cartoons that if a animal or person runs through a door or wall it leaves a perfectly shaped hole? Might be worth a try.

[Hawkeye]

Ive just acquired a cat. I have a cat door arriving in the next few days from Trade me but I was wondering if anyone would be able to lend me a Jigsaw for an hour or so when it arrives so that we can install the bloody thing? I'll make it worth your while (excluding sexual favours)...


Hi Str8, I've got one you can borrow. I'll throw it in the bag and bring it into Welly today. If you get this in time today, just pm me and we can arrange to meet.